One day in the mushroom kingdom Mario and his family were having a nice time in the summer

his wife peach was siting in a chair wearing sunglasses and drinking a Margarita

Mario was making pizza (because he's Italian)

thier sons M Jr. And Pete were having fun on there iPhones but all of a sudden a portal came loose from the sky it was green and had a stench of onions then out of the portal came shrek and he fell to the ground and it was like like an earthquake

mario: mamaMia what just happened

M jr.: i dont know maybe you should check it out

Mario: i dont know why the fuck they have iphones apple hates us but we try to teamup with them so we can have ports of mario games

Link: boo you suck

Mario: right and zelda games

Link does a thumbs up and while he was doing a thumbs up it made the sound of when you get and item from the chest in OOT and if you dont know what that game is than fuck off ya scrub

anyway luigi drove up to the Mushroom kingdom with daisy,L jr. And David wearing his hat backwards a chain with a L made of emerald and a green hoodie

Luigi: bro did you see that giant portal in the sky?

Mario: what the hell are you wearing

Luigi: oh i was in a fight earlier

(flashback)

luigi: hey what you talking about man im gonna kick your ass

then a ton of guys surrounded luigi and kicked the shit out of him

(flashback ends)

luigi: man my face still hurts

Mario: little brother if someone kicks your ass come to me and ill handle em remember when we were in school and those bullies were picking on you and i dealed with em

luigi: but you got in trouble

mario: yeah and mom beat the shit out of the principal