It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping and Leonard was driving him and Sheldon to work. That was until of course a thought had popped into Leonard's head.
"So Sheldon, I've been thinking, about you and Amy?"
Sheldon, who was sitting in the passenger's seat as, usual, peered over at Leonard. "Yes?" he asked curiosity evident in his voice.
"Well you two have known each other for a while now, and you've been going out, and I was just starting to wonder when you two, are you know, going to do it?" Leonard asked a bit shyly, this was definitely not something he wanted to talk about right now but it had been on his mind lately and he figured there's no time better than the present.
"Do what?" Sheldon asked oblivious to his question. Leonard had the sudden urge to smack his forehead.
"I mean, you know, sex?" He said glancing at his roommate. This however seemed to grab Sheldon's attention by a long shot.
"What? Me have sex with Amy? Certainly not! I mean why would we? We're perfectly content with how things are; besides Amy's a virgin and it would be highly inappropriate for me to do such a thing!" Sheldon said with defiance. Leonard held his hands up in defense, but quickly placed them back onto the steering wheel.
"Alright, alright! Look all I meant was sooner or later you're going to have to, I mean if you're planning on taking this relationship any farther; sex is the first step." He said.
"Well it maybe your first step, Leonard, but it certainly isn't mine." Sheldon said looking out the window. Leonard looked over at him.
"And just what is that supposed to mean?" He asked feeling a since of frustration rise inside him.
"Well, given all your past relationships, sex seems to be the one thing that they all have in common, - make a left- I mean take Penny for example, every time you to get back together you have sex." He said.
"What? That is not true! And Sheldon I know where we're going!" Leonard shook his head, why couldn't it be Rajesh or Howard he was driving to work.
"It is true and you know it."
Leonard let out a sigh. "No it isn't and look we're talking about you and Amy not me and Penny." He was getting more frustrated by the minute.
"Fine, but let's not talk about sex – take the next right"
"I know which way to go! And fine let's not, let's just not talk about anything, okay?" Leonard all but shouted
"Well . . . you don't have to be rude." Sheldon mumbled.
Leonard threw him a look but then regretted it. "Look, Sheldon I'm sorry ok? I'm just a little frustrated." Or a lot, he thought glumly.
"Well, ok apology accepted but- make another left- I think the option to talk again should be put up for vote." He said, and Leonard lost it.
"I know where we're going Sheldon!" He yelled. Sheldon looked over at him a bit surprised by his outburst.
"Well if you know where we're going then –Leonard LOOK OUT!" Sheldon yelled.
Everything seemed to suddenly slow down in Leonard's mind. He had just taken his eyes off the road for a second to look at (or glare in this case) at Sheldon. But then something happened and Sheldon's face turned from indifference to fear. He yelled something but, Leonard's mind wasn't fast enough to process it. Within seconds he felt the car hit something hard and his eyes just barely caught sight of a semi in front of them, its body to fare out in the road to swerve. They lurched forward and Leonard grabbed a hold of the steering wheel. His head slammed against the wheel and pain coursed through his body. He briefly heard a yelp from nearby but he wasn't sure if it was him or Sheldon. He didn't have time to finish his thought though, as the car suddenly started to twist on its side. Leonard closed his eyes as he braced himself for the impact. Darkness suddenly came over them, only Leonard was lucky enough to pass out.
