My 'Innocent' Life
Story 1: The train is late! Well, sort of...
AN: Before I start this, let me point out that I do not know much of D. Gray Man. I've only seen a few episodes of this show. The main reason I'm actually doing this is because my younger sister's birthday today and I wanted to give her a nice present. So, I decided to make a fan fic [sort of loosely?] based off her favorite anime. Chances are, I'm not doing another one of these but hopefully it'll be good. This is going to mainly focus on her favorite characters on the show Allen and Kanda by the way. It'll have screen time from other characters but for the most part it'll focus on Allen and Kanda(No slash, sorry sis). Also, this is not meant to be taken seriously so if you wanted something more edgy and dark, you might not like this one. Otherwise, please enjoy. And Happy Birthday NekoAllenLover :3
"Come on you guys, we're going to be late." Allen Walker calls out to his comrades as they make their way towards the train station.
"No we won't, not unless you-know-who falls behind like the fucking retard he is!" Yuu Kanda rudely replied, turning his head towards Lavi while he said it.
"Hey, I can't help it, he's just so beautiful." Lavi said while looking at Allen.
"Okay that's fucking creepy."
"Eh? Why is it Yuu never gets my sarcasm?"
"That wasn't sarcasm Baka Usagi, I don't think you even know what the term is. And stop calling me that!"
"Um, guys? We might be late again if you keep on yapping like that... so can we please get a move on?" Allen asked nicely.
"Humph. Whatever." Kanda turns his head in disgust and walks ahead of the two.
"Aw geez, why does he always act like that?" Lavi pouted.
"Well, you know, it's just Kanda being Kanda." Allen replied.
"Let's go, we don't want to keep him waiting."
.-.-.-.
The two eventually arrive at the station. There, they see Kanda waiting for them with an irritated look on his face. "See Moyashi?" He told Allen, "I told you we wouldn't miss it. Like hell we would. And the trains here too, so we don't have to wait for it to come..."
While saying that though, the doors slowly start closing in. The three made a dash on toward the train.
"Hurry!" Kanda yells out.
"I'm trying!" Lavi whined.
Kanda and Lavi rush in and grab Allen into the train and jump in the nick of time. As they panted, the train starts to move toward another train station.
"Well that was a close one." Allen said with a playful smile.
"Yeah, I'll say." Lavi agreed.
"We almost missed it though." Kanda looked out the window and sighed.
"Sorry..." Allen muttered.
"Don't worry about it. We made it didn't we?"
"Yeah, I guess we did..."
.-.-.-.
After it reached a stop, the three walk out and had a look around. "Gee, this wasn't what I thought it'd look like at all..." Lavi shook his with disapproval.
"Do you think that we went in the wrong train?" Allen guessed.
"Yeah right, like how can we... mess up... the... hey do Yuu know if this is the right one?"
"Don't call me that, and we were in a hurry so I wasn't able to tell if it was the right one or not!"
"Aw damn it."
"Hey calm down, maybe this is the right place and we aren't familiar with it..." Allen mentioned. 'Huh, and I was actually joking when I said that too...'
"Is there something you aren't telling us Moyashi?"
"Oh... sorry it's just that—"
"Hey look, the train's here." Lavi pointed out as the train came and went to a complete stop.
"Oh, would you look at that."
"Alright, let's get going then..." Lavi declared as he ran inside the train and waited for the others to show up along side him.
"Lavi, wait!" Allen protested. "Are you sure that this is the right one?"
"Oh don't be silly Allen-chan, of course this is the right—"
"Next stop: Hell."
"–one...?" Lavi finishes as the train slowly moves away. He starts to bang on the glass yelling for help from the other two and starts fading away in every second. "Heeeeeeelllllllp!"
"Lavi! Oh no, this is terrible." Allen started to panic. "Now what'll happen once the right train arrives, and he isn't there?"
"Are you kidding? That moron deserved it for being so damn careless!" Kanda retorted. "We'll wait for him as soon as we get to our location..."
"But it wasn't his fault, if you didn't start up that argument we probably would have been there by now." The white-haired boy barked back at Kanda.
"So it's MY fault then? You were the one who wouldn't hurry the hell up even though you told US to do so."
"I was hurrying up also you arsehole! And why the hell do you always have to find a way to piss people off!?"
"Oh, well, I'm sorry for being such an asshole then!" Kanda said sarcastically. 'And THAT is how you do sarcasm bitch.'
"No, you're not BaKanda. You're never sorry, especially when it comes to Lavi."
"Don't assume you little twerp!"
"Oh, so you secretly like Lavi then?" Allen teased.
"NO! I meant the 'never sorry' comment scarface!"
The two started spewing insults at each other while another train passes by and lets people in and out of it. It leaves and then the boys noticed some people talking about them behind their backs.
"Hey that white-haired person looks cute..." One person whispered to her friend.
"Could they be brothers or something?" Another murmured.
Eventually, the two just slumped on a bench and sighed.
"What's the use? Fighting like a bunch of kids isn't going to help us on any term." Allen saddened a bit while looking at the ground.
"You're right, and now we're going to be more late than ever..."
"I bet Lenalee's worried sick about us now."
"Yeah, she probably is."
There was a long silence in the station. People walked around, talked about stuff, and ate some food while waiting for their train to arrive.
Eventually Allen broke the silence. "Hey Kanda..." He said while making a glance at ponytail guy.
"Hmm?"
"I'm... sorry for my outburst earlier, it's just that—"
"I know. You don't have to bring it up Moyashi."
Allen gave a little smile in response. "You're not still mad are you BaKanda?"
"Oh shut up."
Just then, another train arrives at the station. The two just shrug, get up from the benches, and hop on in, no longer caring if it's the right one or not.
.-.-.-.
After riding the train for about ten minutes, the two finally make it to their location, also noticing that Lavi still hasn't shown up yet.
"Damn it, where the fuck is that rabbit?" Kanda said, heavily annoyed.
"Um, well, he did take that wrong train from earlier so that might explain some things..." Allen replied.
"No matter, like I said, we'll just wait for him to show up then."
"Heya guys!" A loud voice called from afar, startling the two in the process.
Kanda gets his Mugen ready while Allen tries to get him to put it away.
Then, out of the blue, they noticed Lavi walking out of the train with some scars on his face.
"Lavi! Are you alright?" Allen cried, running over to where he was (Although he wasn't too far from them... anymore).
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm totally fine. Despite a few minor injuries, but I'll live."
"Well, you sure don't look like it. What happened to you?"
"Yeah, and why the hell were you not in the train?" Kanda added.
Lavi made a sheepish giggle before responding. "Well, here's a funny story: Ya see, apparently I was in this train that was held by an evil conductor because he said 'Next stop is hell and all that shizz' and I was all 'Oh no I have to do something about it!' but then he mentioned how he was 'just joking' and that 'he likes to do that sometimes' but I didn't think he was. And so I ran over to the conductor's room, knocked out some workers there, and then... I killed him with my hammer."
"YOU KILLED THE CONDUCTOR!?" Kanda suddenly shouted, getting glares from other people passing by.
"Yep. And then I realized that it was a joke and some people on the train started freaking out, so I jumped out of the window and made my grand escape..."
"Baka Usagi! Now how will we get back to our headquarters?"
"Um, we could always... take a taxi cab?"
'Jesus, I can't go anywhere with these boneheads...'
"Uh, I hate to break it to you guys but—" Allen started.
"Yes, Moyashi I know! We'll be late! We ARE late! I don't fucking care anymore this isn't even worth it! Ugh, let's just get this over with..." Kanda pushes the other two aside and starts walking off on his own.
Allen and Lavi follow soon after.
"Stri-ku." Lavi obscurely said.
"Shut up Usagi."
"Well look on the bright side BaKanda..." Allen started.
"What?"
"At least he didn't blow the train up...or anything like that...?"
"Ugh..."
AN: No conductors were harmed during the making of this story. Also, they did get back by using a cab; Lavi was forced to pay for it though. Or did he have to walk back? I'm not sure anymore...
Oh, and Happy Birthday sis :3
