An Interview With Uchiha Itachi
And Uchiha Sasuke
Interviewer: So… Itachi… Tell us about your self..
Itachi: Well…. I think it was eighteen years ago… or was it twenty?...Whatever I was born on a beautiful day.
Sasuke: LIAR! You said before that is was a rainy day!
Itachi: Where did you come from?
Sasuke: It's not your business Itachi!
Interviewer: Hey! Sasuke slow down a bit!
Itachi: Just ignore him.. I was always happy and I had no thought about evil or murder at that time..
Sasuke: Liar! You were evil from the day you was born! How can you just sit there and smile
after all the terrible things you have done?!
Itachi: Sasuke, I had no choice.
Sasuke: I don't believe you!
Interviewer: What did you mean with "terrible things" Sasuke?
Sasuke: He killed EVERYONE in our clan! ITACHI!, I'LL KILL YOU!
Itachi: I'd like to see you try... You can't kill me Sasuke, you're too weak.
Interviewer: Stop fighting about the past; try to focus on the future instead..
Sasuke and Itachi: Quiet!
Sasuke: It's a family thing.
Itachi: Exactly! So it's not your business!
Interviewer: ...Okey... Uhhmmm...
*Kakashi walks in and wispers something to the interviewer, and walks away*
Interviewer: Sooo... Sasuke..
Sasuke: What?
Interviewer: I just heard from Kakashi that you have a relationship with Uzumaki Naruto, Is that true?...
Itachi: W...WHAT?!
Sasuke: Uhmm...yeah it's true.. *blushes*
