An Interview With Uchiha Itachi

And Uchiha Sasuke

Interviewer: So… Itachi… Tell us about your self..

Itachi: Well…. I think it was eighteen years ago… or was it twenty?...Whatever I was born on a beautiful day.

Sasuke: LIAR! You said before that is was a rainy day!

Itachi: Where did you come from?

Sasuke: It's not your business Itachi!

Interviewer: Hey! Sasuke slow down a bit!

Itachi: Just ignore him.. I was always happy and I had no thought about evil or murder at that time..

Sasuke: Liar! You were evil from the day you was born! How can you just sit there and smile

after all the terrible things you have done?!

Itachi: Sasuke, I had no choice.

Sasuke: I don't believe you!

Interviewer: What did you mean with "terrible things" Sasuke?

Sasuke: He killed EVERYONE in our clan! ITACHI!, I'LL KILL YOU!

Itachi: I'd like to see you try... You can't kill me Sasuke, you're too weak.

Interviewer: Stop fighting about the past; try to focus on the future instead..

Sasuke and Itachi: Quiet!

Sasuke: It's a family thing.

Itachi: Exactly! So it's not your business!

Interviewer: ...Okey... Uhhmmm...

*Kakashi walks in and wispers something to the interviewer, and walks away*

Interviewer: Sooo... Sasuke..

Sasuke: What?

Interviewer: I just heard from Kakashi that you have a relationship with Uzumaki Naruto, Is that true?...

Itachi: W...WHAT?!

Sasuke: Uhmm...yeah it's true.. *blushes*