Angridious Beaver Fever

by Yoshizilla-Fan


One day at the Angry Beavers' dam, there was a knock on the Angry Beavers' door, the two Angry Beavers, Dagget Doofus Beaver and Norbert Foster Beaver opening the door, seeing that Fastidious Beaver was visiting them.

"Go away, spoot head! We don't need any more stupid beavers like us!" Dagget fumed, being the angry jerk he was.

"Actually, the term "spoot" is used wrong in your case. And we beavers are not stupid." Fastidious Beaver corrected him.

"Pardon my brother, he's just mad because of every crappy thing that's ever happened to us." Norbert stated, being the nicer, more laid back beaver he was compared to his brother.

Fastidious Beaver didn't respond, not knowing how to respond with the right sentence prefix.

"So are you here because your parents got rid of you too?" Norbert asked.

"Actually, I am here because I got kicked off the island for being too fastidious." Fastidious stated. "But I'm sure they'll want me back someday. Actually, I am just here because the author has Angry Beaver Fever and Fastidious Beaver Fever.

"Whatever you sell, we ain't buying, spoot head!" Dagget fumed. "Get the spoot out of here! Go to spoot! Be a spoot somewhere else!"

"Actually, I am no less a spoot than you are." Fastidious corrected him.

Norbert titled his head. "Well as long as you're here-"

"We don't need no stinkin' spooty heads like you! Spoot somewhere else!" Dagget fumed.

"Actually, your excessive use of the word spoot is making less sense. Actually, it seems to me that it is actually one of the things you actually say all the time." Fastidious mentioned.

"Speak for yourself. Actually, you're an ever bigger spoot head than I thought you are." Dagget mocked him.

"Actually, no I am not." Fastidious stated.

"So what, are we just gonna chat here or are we gonna-" before Norbert could finish, Fastidious and Dagget broke into a bicker, with Dagget still excessively using the word "spoot" at least one time per sentence, and Fastidious rebutting with an "Actually" sentence each time, as much as Norbert wanted to stop it, he simply sighed as he went back inside to leave Dagget and Fastidious arguing, with Fastidious clearly winning due to being more fastidious and Dagget being too short tempered for him.