Mad Libs
Ah. Here is a plot cat that came by when talking to JUSTHGG. So I dedicate this to JUSTHGG. This is cracktastic!
x Mad Libs x 222 words
'Monkey King, give me a noun.'
'A noun? Why do you need a noun?'
'Just give me a noun, Keigo.'
'...Princess.'
'Out of all the nouns there are, you choose princess?'
'Well you told me to just give you a noun, Ryoma!'
'Oh, whatever. A pronoun... Monkey King.'
'What did you say?'
'Give me a place.'
'Here.'
'A verb then.'
'Eat.'
'What a boring-'
'You asked for a verb!'
'Fine.
'A plural noun now.'
'...Boys?'
'A single noun.'
'Cat?'
'Another pronoun now.'
'Brat.'
'That's not a pronoun!'
'Neither is Monkey King.'
'...Another noun.'
'Shop.'
'Plural noun.'
'...Ryomas?'
'You can't have plural proper nouns.'
'A proper noun is still a noun!'
'A number then.'
'Zero.'
'A verb.'
'Have sex with.'
'What kind of verb is that?'
'It's a verb!'
'An adjective.'
'Gay.'
'Keigo-'
'What?'
'It's finished.'
Echizen Ryoma read the Mad Lib out loud.
'There once was a princess named Monkey King. S/he lived in Echizen Ryoma's room. S/he was destined to eat boys, but his/her favourite cat was Brat. S/he and his/her favourite cat own a/n shop You could rent Ryomas there for zero yen. You could have sex with them all you wanted, and the princess wouldn't care. The princess and the Ryomas lived happily ever after, because they were sweet and gay.'
He decided never to do Mad Libs with Atobe again. x owari
No omake this time. I'm lazy. xD But anyway... I don't own PoT. I don't know why I'm putting that at the bottom of the fanfic, but oh well.
And, reviews, flames, and concrit will all be welcomed with open arms! -awinchan
