A Very very stupid idea that came into mind.

Of all the dull tasks the world over he was stuck with this, a task so stupid so idiotic a task that was still necessary. Letter licking. Yes, letter licking. Ichigo was stuck licking the letters of invitations. He was stuck licking envelopes for Renji, the man actually wrote letters for his stag party. He had finally popped the question to Rukia.

He decided to do this because he wanted his friends friends to be happy, normally he might not have bothered. At least he had roped the ex espada Nel to give him a hand. Ever since the final battle she had remained in her adult form he never decided to question the reason why.

As he began licking the fifty something envelope when.

"Slit I cut my nounge!" he screamed in pain. Nel quickly jumped from her seat next to him and said.

" You what?" she asked curiously concern in her voice . Ichigo rolled his eyes and popped his tongue out of his mouth and pointed at a long slit across his tongue. Nel nodded.

" Dis suck's ss sore." Ichigo mumbled out. "I'l sound dunny or a veek."

Nel smirked a little and said " I think I know how I can help you." Ichigo looked over to her with little sparkles in his eyes.

"Vat is mphhhhhh." he said, finding it difficult to finish his sentence with a pair of lips pressed to his.

His eyes went as big as saucers as she deepened the kiss. He felt her tongue enter his mouth and run over his own tongue. She nip his bottom lip as she released him.

" What the hell was that about?!" he yelled then he quickly realised that Nel had used her healing spit to fix his tongue.

" Tell me if you have any more cuts on you." she said as she sat back down and continued to lick the envelopes.