Bilbo pov: My humiliation all started when I ate some wild berries near the wood's they looked and tasted amazing I picked most of them off the bush and started to eat them they were probably the best tasting berries that I have ever tasted in my life it made my mouth water with excitement but it all went south.
After a couple of minutes after eating the berries my stomach started to get cramps it felt like all my organs were twisting and turning inside of me I felt a wave of pain hit me I moaned, the others looked over to me to see what was happening I slowly walked over to Thorin to talk to him and that's how my humiliation starts. I let out a loud fart by accident he's head shot up to look at me I let out a small whimper my stomach felt like it was on fire I told him if the berries were enabled I was now doing the potty dance he told me to sit I just about managed to sit down without soiling myself he held my hand and told me that the berries were poisonous I gulped but another wave of pain hit my stomach then it got worse.
I began to soil myself I felt the warm liquid cover my backside and my legs I was sobbing into my hands I have never sold myself since I was a child, I wanted to call out to my mother I was in pain I heard everyone running towards me I cried harder in embarrassment I felt another long squirt escape me I felt a hand rubbing circles on my back I looked up to see it was Thorin I gasped I felt another squirt escape me this time it lasted for four minutes it wasn't warm anymore it was hot it hurt me even more than before I heard Thorin growl I twisted my head around to see that Thorin had on him.
Thorin pov
My poor burglar, he is soiling himself like a small child he soiled himself on me I let out a growl but I wasn't angry I was shocked more than anything I've never been soiled on not even by Fili and Kili when they were babies.
I pulled him into a hug I can hear his stomach making gurgling and popping sounds ,I felt diarrhea It was uncomfortably hot I was running my fingers through his hair it seemed to calm him down a little he let out a gurgled scream I felt hot diarrhea spread across my lap I called over to Oin to throw me some towels I was now cradling Bilbo into my chest I felt his tears wet my clothes l was trying my best to comfort him without making him feel like a baby. Oin passed me three towels I grabbed Bilbo and put him on the floor I knew he was going to hate me for doing this I lifted his legs he looked away I've never seen someone so embarrassed in my life I stripped his soiled clothes off him he was covered from his back to his feet I got out my water filled flask and started damping one of the towel's he was wiggling in embarrassment and pain I managed to clean most of the diarrhea of his legs and feet. I told him that I have to clean his areas below I drained all the soiled water out of the towel and began to clean his front and back end he let out little sobs of embarrassment when I was done I grabbed the other two towels and pinned them around Bilbos waist
End of part one.
