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Author's note: The following chapters are requests that were received from my prompt callout on both Facebook and LiveJournal. They are not related to one another, but are grouped together nonetheless. Most are Draco/Ginny/Blaise, but include some variations.

Read on, oh faithful ones...

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For Nutmeg_44

Ship: Draco/Ginny

Rating: R/M/NC-17

Request: Happy Draco/Ginny; Post-Hogwarts; Established relationship; Slytherin friends; Romance/Humour (No angst); No Trio bashing but no real Trio involvement either (I think Ginny had her own friends and her own life since the Trio rarely spoke to her so let's see that); Luna, Neville and/or Colin can be present.

Anything else wanted: Since you just got your own place I think Ginny should get her own place. Whether she already lived alone or is newly moving out is up to you. How Draco is involved with that process is up to you.

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"I say we go break in all of the rooms now," Draco said, looking at Ginny suggestively.

"If you're going to do that right this minute, could you let us know so we can leave? I have no desire to see you two shagging," Neville muttered, slowly setting a heavy box on the floor with his wand.

"I wouldn't do anything in this room until it's all been cleared. There are still a few Nargles hanging around and they like biting flesh," Luna said with a smile.

She set down the large box she'd been carrying, ignoring Draco's look of abstract horror.

"Don't look at me like that, Draco," Ginny said, glaring at him. "If you hadn't whinged like a baby about helping me move, we could've already been naked."

"You could've just let me hire the removalists. They would've had everything packed, shrunk, moved, expanded, unpacked, and set up already," Draco replied sourly.

"I already told you that I'm not willing to pay a bunch of strangers to touch my things," she snapped.

"You mean we're not getting paid for this?" Colin asked, sounding shocked.

Neville shook his head at his friend, thinking it probably wasn't the best idea Colin had ever had to interrupt a fight between Draco and Ginny.

"Very funny, Colin, really," Ginny drawled.

"You sound just like Draco when you drawl like that. It's a little creepy," Colin said cheerfully.

"Oh, sod off," Draco muttered, heading back to the car to get another box.

"Sorry, I'm just in a shitty mood today," Ginny admitted.

"We hadn't noticed," Colin quipped. "Oh, lighten up, Gin. You've got your own place; no more living with your parents! And you even still have enough money to buy us pizza for dinner. I mean, with the way Neville and I eat, it'll probably cost 20 Galleons, but we're worth it," he said, chuckling.

Ginny couldn't help but laugh, and she shook her head at him. "All right, fine. I get it, you want pizza as payment. Just let me go apologise to Draco."

"Right. We'll work on getting rid of these Nargles," Colin offered, smiling over at Luna.

Ginny nodded distractedly and headed out to where her father's car was. He'd let her borrow it to move all of her things, the enlargement charms on the boot and backseats more than enough to hold the multitude of boxes she'd filled. Fred and George had offered to help her pack, but she knew them well enough to decline their offer. They didn't seem offended, but had mentioned something about a house-warming gift, and Ginny had enough sense to be worried.

"Hey, sorry I snapped at you before. I wasn't in the best mood," Ginny said.

"Yeah, I know. I've been a bit of a prat too," Draco said with a light grin. "Feeling a bit useless," he admitted.

"Why would you feel like that?" she asked in surprise.

"You're moving out of home, and I can't seem to offer anything to you that those three haven't already done or thought of," Draco said.

"What, you mean the plant Neville gave me as a house-warming present?"

He shrugged with a slight nod. "I did kind of expect it, considering his profession and all, but I've got no idea what to get you. I thought the removalists might be enough, but you made it very clear you don't want them," Draco said with a short laugh.

"Oh, for the gods' sakes, if that's the only reason you're acting like a prat..." she muttered, trailing off with a shake of her head.

"What?"

Ginny wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him luxuriously. He responded quickly, his hands sliding down to hold her hips.

"The fact that you're here with me is more than enough for me, Draco. I don't want or care about house-warming presents. Truth be told, the plant'll probably try to kill me in my sleep because I'll have forgotten to water it or something," she muttered.

"Which probably explains why Neville's made plans to visit you every Saturday from now until the end of time," Draco snorted.

"Oh, sod off. Anyway, I don't care; I'm just glad you're here. And when the Nargles and my friends are all gone, we're definitely going with your idea and having sex in every room," Ginny said, grinning at him.

"Now that's a present I'm more than happy to give," he murmured, kissing her again.

Ginny laughed and pulled away, flicking her wand to shrink the last of the boxes. "I think we'd better finish this sooner rather than later, don't you?"

Draco nodded eagerly, following her up to the house with the shrunken boxes in hand.

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"All of the Nargles are gone now," Luna said, smiling. "They'll come back if it's not kept tidy; they love messy houses, it makes it easier for them to hide," she added.

"Is that your way of saying that the pizza boxes need to be thrown out?" Draco asked, looking at the mess that covered the lounge room.

"I'll take them when we go," Neville offered. "I've got a new plant that has a fondness for cardboard."

"Do I want to know what that's about?" Ginny asked, raising her eyebrow at him.

"Some plants like soil with paper shredded in it, this one likes cardboard instead," he said, shrug.

"All kinds of cardboard, or just pizza box cardboard?" Colin asked with a grin.

"I haven't thought to keep a record. It might like one kind of cardboard over another," Neville said, frowning. "I'd better go check," he murmured, standing to leave.

Colin stood up too, offering his hand to Luna. "We might as well head off too. Thanks for the pizza, Gin. Let me know when you're having the housewarming party," Colin said, hugging her.

"You mean this isn't it?" Ginny asked.

He laughed, hugged her and kissed her cheek, and Apparated with Luna after she'd said her goodbye and told them to owl her if the Nargles came back.

"Bye, Gin. Love your house," Neville said with a smile.

"Thanks for helping out today, Neville. I really appreciate it," Ginny said.

"I know. Owl me about the housewarming party; I'll get Seamus to bring a barrel of alcohol."

"Will he bring enough for everyone, or just himself?"

"Hmm, you're right. Better make it two barrels," Neville said, laughing. "Bye, Draco. Nice to see you again."

"You too. Bye," he said as Neville Apparated away with the empty pizza boxes tucked under his arm.

"Thank you for all of your help today, Draco," Ginny said, hugging him tightly and pressing a light kiss to his jaw.

"You're welcome. Now, what do you say I give you that present I told you about earlier?" he said, smirking as his hands slid under her shirt.

"But what about the mess? I don't want Nargles biting you," she said with wide-eyes and an innocent look.

He shook his head and kissed her firmly, lifting Ginny by the hips so she could wrap her legs around his waist, his hands sliding under her thighs. Pressed up against Draco's chest, Ginny kissed him back eagerly, one of her hands tangled in his hair to hold him to her. She had his shirt off in a matter of seconds, fingertips trailing down his chest lightly.

"Gin, why are you pinching my shoulder?" he muttered, pulling away from her abruptly.

"I'm not. I've got a hand here," she said, tugging on his hair briefly, "And the other one is here," she said, patting his chest.

Ginny looked at his shoulder, abruptly unwrapping her legs from his waist on seeing the bite marks in his shoulder, her eyes wide as saucers. Draco let out a yelp of surprise when he saw the bite marks as well.

"What the hell?"

"Luna mustn't have seen one of the Nargles," Ginny said, somewhere between wanting to laugh and wanting to freak out completely. "It looks like that bite was just a warning. Come on, let's clean up before more come out of hiding," she said, grabbing the plates that were scattered around the lounge room.

Draco muttered about her decision to buy a house that was infested with flesh-eating clean-obsessed monsters as he gathered up the glasses and followed her to the kitchen.

Later, when everything in the house was clean, shining, and spotless, Draco and Ginny were too tired to continue with their earlier tryst. They fell asleep on her newly-made bed, Draco's shoulder healed and their arms wrapped around one another. Up in the roof, a Nargle trilled in happiness at the clean house and settled down to sleep as well.

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The end.

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