Some idea comes from the great "Usami Akihiko's point of view on a date" in Junjou Romantica season 2 (can't remember the episode though).

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Kuroko no Basket but unfortunately, I don't. Thanks to the wonderful mangaka Tadatoshi Fujimaki-sensei the creator of my so-called bible … YAY!

~Ahisa


-10 things to do and places to go on a date -

By : Akashi Seijuuro

1. Pick Tetsuya on his house by a limousine. If he does not want to attract attention, I'll just pick him up on a Porsche or Lamborghini.

2. Our precious privacy is also at the top of my list, so I decided to drive my Porsche to pick him up.

3. Before picking up Tetsuya, must buy him a vanilla milkshake from his favorite fast food. (I specifically don't recommend fast food for health conscious people)

4. Prepare a huge bulk of red roses and expensive milk chocolate. (Wrap the chocolates in light blue wrapping with red ribbons for the design)

5. Eat lunch on a five star Italian restaurant.

6. Make a tour/sight-seeing in whole Tokyo Area using private helicopter.

7. If possible, make arrangements for travel overseas (not necessary since I have a private jet plane) and go to the LOVE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, Paris.

8. Shopping with Tetsuya, go to well known tourist destination in Paris and buy him things with expensive labels and brands.

9. Surprise Tetsuya with a romantic dinner at the roof top of the hotel.

10. Must give Tetsuya the sign of my love (Diamond Ring) and ask his hand for marriage.


"W-what the hell Akashi?" Aomine yelled after reading the list Akashi gave him.

"Akashichii~ isn't it a bit too much?" Kise frantically laugh and a pair of flying scissor nearly stab across his right cheek.

"That list is important thing to me, takes me a whole day to complete. It is called a date." Akashi replied with his tremendous smirk.

"Akachin, I want snacks. Do you have any snacks in here? Murasakibara interrupted the conversation.

"Yes, Atsushi, search the cabinet near the refrigerator."

"Hai~"

Aomine and Kise gradually proceed on reading the list, and finally Kuroko joined them. He's in the kitchen with Akashi's butler, making tea. Kuroko insisted on making the tea to serve it to his 'honey', and that would be Akashi.

"Sei, here's your tea…" Kuroko puts the tea in front of the red head then kisses him on the cheek.

"That's very sweet of you my love… Thank you very much"

"Uhmm… Kise-kun, what is that?" the bluenette asked the blonde.

"This is… K-Kurokocchi."

"It's okay give the list to Tetsuya,Ryota."

"Here you go Kurokocch…i"

Kuroko read the list with the usual blank face "Sei, what is the meaning of this?"

"That would be my plan on our first date." Akashi replied calmly with his eyes close sipping the tea.

"Do you think it is a bit extravagant for us, it is nice if this would be a simple date you know?"

"Tetsuya, that thing is normal date for teens. I don't particularly know what is wrong with that."

Kuroko sighed, he expect this to happen but not to this extent. Akashi's family is filthy rich and a normal date in an amusement park is out of his dictionary. Maybe they could go to amusement park after, Akashi rent or buy the whole place for them. He knows Akashi was looking forward to their date and he don't want to hurt the feelings of his love by rejecting the redhead's idea of date.

"Sei, I have an idea. Why don't we both plan our date, you know I have some plan for us too"

"…hmmm… Okay as you wish, well, anywhere is fine with me as long as I'm with you"

Kuroko blushes as he meets Akashi's mismatched crimson and gold eyes. They stare at each other for 30 seconds. Aomine and Kise get out of the scene when Akashi's dark aura immense on the room giving the look of 'get out or I will stab you'. Akashi immediately approaches Kuroko when the duo exited the room.

"So… Tetsuya, what shall we do?" the redhead said as he lick Kuroko's earlobe down to his pale collarbone.

"A-Ah… Sei, we're doing it here now?"

"Hmm… where would you like?"

Before Kuroko state his reply the redhead kissed Kuroko's soft lips that make the teen twitch. Akashi slides his tongue on Kuroko's mouth gently licking and exploring the wet cavern. As they parted their lips, the redhead lifts him and Kuroko wrapped his legs to Akashi's waist as he starts kissing and sucking the pale neck. A sweet moan escapes on Kuroko's mouth that makes the redhead's spines shiver and his member grow much arouse than before.

"Tetsuya… I want to fuck now." Such dirty words coming from the mouth on his horny ex-captain makes the pale boy's blood rush to his whole body.

"… I want you too Akashi-kun."

Just before the love making starts…

"Aka-chin~ I want more candi—" the purple head pauses staring at the duo in their lovey-dovey scene.

"Atsushi~" Akashi was smiling…

Directly to him, but his eyes are not smiling…

They are definitely not smiling…


"Hello… Akashi Seijuuro speaking"

The voice from the other line straight forwardly says, "Uhm… I'd like to think that this was Murasakibara Atsushi's phone."

"Yes it is, but he can't pick the call for he is unconscious now. Who you might be?"

"This is Himuro Tatsuya, his teammate from Yosen."

"Ahh.. you must be the shooting guard Himuro Tatsuya."

"Uh— yeah. Can you tell me what happen to Atsushi? He did not attend practices and classes for two days."

"He got sick and now resting at my villa. I already called the school for his absences."

"Is that so, well, please tell him to get well soon. Thank you. Bye."

"I will… goodbye."

Akashi hangs up the phone and places it to the glass table in the living room. He takes a walk upstairs to visit his sick ex-teammate. Inside the room, Kuroko is waiting for him as well as his concerned ex-teammates, Midorima, Kise and Aomine.

"You really don't have to do that to Murasakiara-kun. Look at him, he can't go to school in this condition." Kuroko is still sulking on what Akashi did to the poor giant.

"Kurokocchi is right Akashicchi, even if… he disturbs… your… private… time.—" Kise build up all of his courage to said that one line.

"Meh— / ..Hmmm" Aomine and Midorima only manage to murmur at the corner. They love their life. As for Kise, they will make sure to choose a nice place for funeral.

Akashi sighed looking at the Murasakibara's body unconscious with lots of cut and bruise (poor Mukkun)


- Flashback -

Murasakibara make his way to the door while Akashi still smiling at him. Taking his turn, five scissors fly towards him and cut through the thick door. He sweat-dropped as he feels a spine tingling stare behind his back with chance to confront the terrifying monster that awaits him, he never want to turn around again to face a monster of all monsters. Kuroko gulp when he feels the rage of his crimson haired lover.

"Akashi-kun…" Kuroko purred on Akashi's ears. The rage disappears but not the dark aura emitted by the red head.

"It's ok… I will only talk to him… for some matter …."

"…"

"Can you wait at my room Tetsuya?"

"Okay… but please don't do anything outrageous."

"Trust me. I won't" Kuroko exited the room but starts feeling a little sorry for the giant.

In Murasakibara's mind, he knew it… he completely knew he has to face Akashi's wrath from the moment Kuroko gets out of the door.

"Now… Atsushi, where were we?"

The conversation ended 15 minutes after Kuroko exited the room. Kise and Aomine try to eavesdrop on what's happening inside the room but they hear nothing. Akashi is the first one to walk out on the room and they wait for the purple head to appear next to Akashi but there was no sign of him. When Akashi finally out of their sight, Aomine and Kise checks out the area. Looking for Murasakibara, Kise tripped on something then fell on the floor. There he was, Murasakibara Atsushi.

"MURASAKIBARACCHI!" Kise yelled the purple head's name startling Aomine.

"Hey what the fuck Ki-OH CRHIST!"

"Aominecchi! What are we going to do."

"Call Midorima!"

Kise dialed Midorima's number, after a few rings, the green head pick up his phone and rush to Akashi's villa.


Midorima pushed his glasses up after he found out the cause of Murasakibara's pitiful condition. He really is blessed by God with the help of Oha-Asa because he was not able to feel Akashi's wrath on that day as he stay in his home the whole day knowing that his place on the horoscope is second to the last. Besides, his lucky item on that day was a diamond ring which he cannot afford.

Silence on the room was earsplitting until Murasakibara grunt and open his eyes…

"Murasakibara-kun/Murasakibaracchi/Murasakibara" the four lip synchs calling the name of the giant.

"Uhhh… wut happen?" Murasakibara said in a low tone voice.

"Atsushi… next time, consider the place, time and occasion"

Murasakibara shivers and teary eyed "I will… I'm sorry Aka-chin."

Kuroko pitied the giant and gave him a warm hug. Murasakibara's face buried on Kuroko's chest still sobbing, the bluenette glared at the red head that made him twitch in fear for the first time. All of them made their way out to let Murasakibara rest. Kuroko did not say anything to Akashi and was ignoring him.

"Tetsuya… talk to me."

No words flee from his mouth. He doesn't want to talk to his lover. He's still mad on what Akashi do to the poor snack loving giant. Kuroko likes Murasakibara's attitude and personality so much as he consider him being one of his close friend. Murasakibara often shares his snack with him which he never does to others.

Akashi keeps on talking and bothering him, feeling sorry for himself and he promise to apologize to Atsushi. "Yeah, you really should do that. Next time, don't harm any of them or other people just because they interrupt our love moments." Kuroko sighed and hugged the red head.

"I will, I'm sorry I will apologize to Atsushi later."

"hmmm… Okay, I'm not mad anymore."

Akashi nodded and hugs his lover tight.

Murasakibara finally recover from that dreadful incident he was in and he accepted the apology of the red head. He promised himself that from this day onwards, he will never ever ask Akashi for snacks…


-Omake-

"Murasakibara-kun, are you sure the bruises and cuts healed?" Kuroko asked the purple head.

"Uh yeah… Kuro-chin smells like vanilla tart… can I hug you again?"

Kuroko looks at the giant and chuckled, he looks like a baby… a giant baby.

"Come here Murasakibara-kun…"

Before Murasakibara hug the bluenette his phone rings "… Hello"

"Atsushi… I can see you down here on the spot where I'm standing."

"Aka-chin— it's not what you think"

"I see… maybe a little chat later…" Murasakibara can hear Akashi's chuckle…

This time… he's dead for sure.


I'm starting to love the threesome of MuraKuroAka

:3