Disclaimer:
I do not own sonic or its associates.
This was written by a friend in honour of me.
Chapter 1: Ed the Vampiric Hedgehog
Once upon a time there was a hedgehog named Ed. He had black hair with chocolate orbs for his eyes. He woke up in the morning and said hi to his dad, Sonic, and his mom, Amy. They were in love (I know it's not canon but I ship it!) and had him 10 years ago. And when he was born, a vampire stole him away, but knuckles came and saved him. But it was too late and so Ed was a vampire hog. Anyway he went to school and on the way there he met his friend Neal. Neal was a sloth and was red colored. He was pretty lame and so Ed told him he was lame and Neal agreed. Then when they got on the bus they went to sit down. But on the way they were interrupted by Kevin calling out, "Hey Nerds!". Kevin was an ugly lizard. Ed hated Kevin so much. So he took his vampire fist and punched Kevin and everyone started clapping. And then Jasmine Frazier, Kevin's girlfriend, came up and declared to ed that she loved him and wanted his babies. The end.
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