"Konan." Pein said, entering their room. Konan was sitting on the bed with a book in her hand. She looked up and smiled to see Pein. Pein sighed and laid next to her. Konan began to run her free hand through Pein's spiky hair.
"What's wrong?" She asked, setting down her book. Pein closed his eyes.
"It's getting frustrating now. I didn't expect everyone in this hideout to be whiny babies. I was called to the other side of the hideout because Deidara wanted me to dispose of Tobi. I walked away and didn't do a thing. A few minutes later, I was called to the opposite side of the hideout so I had to walk all the way there. Kakuzu started complaining about Hidan and they argued so much so I left. After that, I tried to find a place to have peace and quiet and not hear arguing and I ended up walking into the room where Kisame and Itachi were making out. Not only that but they didn't even bother to stop when I opened the door! They could've picked a more discreet place other than the lounge." Pein complained. Konan giggled.
"Looks like everyone is a pein in the butt." She joked. Pein opened his eyes and looked at the light blue haired girl. He let a small laugh come out. Konan kissed him on the forehead. "It'll be okay, you're the leader. You're like the father to everyone so of course they will complain to you and of course you're going to end up walking into a room where one of your 'children' is making out." Konan smiled warmly. Pein rolled his eyes and sighed.
Pein sat up and scooted close to Konan. He kissed her and then said, "I guess." Konan opened her book and resumed reading and Pein read along with her, holding her hand.
"PEIN!! GET HIM OFF OF ME!!"
"But Sempai, Tobi wants a hug!"
Pein ignored them and kept on reading.
"GET KAKUZU TO SHUT THE F UP OR ELSE I'LL KILL HIM!"
"YOU CAN'T KILL ME!"
"JUST WAIT AND I'LL TRY!!"
Pein's grasp began to get tighter. Konan stopped reading and looked at the annoyed look on Pein's face. She laughed silently to herself.
"Pein, Itachi is going to kill Zetsu if he attempts to attack him."
"YOU KILLED MY PLANT!!"
"Yeah . . . um, we need you . . .b now/b."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ACCIDENTLY KNOCKED IT OVER WHILE YOU WERE MAKING OUT?!"
Pein's grip tightened.
"Pein, can you not break the bones in my fingers." Konan pleaded. Pein let go of her hand. "Hey, go take care of your children. They need you."
Pein went to get up but turned to Konan. "You know, they could use their bmother/b too." Konan laughed.
"No, I'm not intervening. Besides, a father gets to punish his children if their bad."
Pein smirked.
"Let the chastisement begin then."
