Ten ways to score some Victorian Hand Porn with Michael Scofield:

1. Claim you are a doctor; the man is always suffering from boo boos, toe loss, burns, etc…

2. Ask for an origami lesson, I'm sure all those folds and tucks need a hand's on teaching method.

3. Lock yourself in a room and beg friends and family to pound on the door menacingly. You might want to even have them set fire to part of your house, but only if it is being condemned. Michael can't resist coming to a damsel's distress, he will be pulling you up into the attic in no time flat. Lots of Victorian hand porn to be found here.

4. Handcuff yourself to him; a no brainer. Can you imagine the 'accidental hand porn? Tip: stay away from John Abruzzi!

5. Tell him there is a key somewhere on your body. It doesn't matter what the key opens. I like chastity belt, but the infirmary door or a box at a cigar club works too.

6. Choke random person with a hoodie string. He will surely stop you…If a train is involved you might get some action in the restroom…

7.Tell him they are real and you can prove it.

8. Introduce yourself to him over and over and over…etc…

9. Offer to let him show you the best places on your body for a tattoo.

10. Begging. But this is only a last resort option. A Victorian lady should never beg not even for Hand porn!

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