Yeah so, I'm just gonna write about every vocaloid pair I can think of, starting with LukaxGakupo. No yaoi or yuri, sorry. I wonn't update everyday, but as soon as I can.

Disclaimers: I don't own Vocaloid, anything off google images ,(insert more legal stuff here).


Luka Megurine walked into her new school, schedule in hand, and was immediately hit with a large unidentified object. She looked down to find a girl with long platinum blonde hair and purple tips clinging on to her. The girl looked up at Luka with a silly grin on her face and said in a rather loud voice,"Hi-I'm-IA-nice-to-meet-you-please-let-me-hide-here-for-awhile-what's-your-name?" all in one breath.

Luka didn't really care about what the girl was doing, all she wanted was to get to her homeroom and sit down to draw, so naturally, she ignored IA and kept on walking.

"Hey! What-," IA started to say.

"ARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M GOING TO KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

IA turned pale. "Shit, I'm dead," IA whimpered. And for the second time in one day, Luka was slammed by a person. This time, the person who had rammed Luka had ridiculously long teal hair in two pigtails.

"IA! WHY?! WHY DID YOU STEAL MY PHONE AND SEND KAITO THAT TEXT!?" the teal haired girl screamed.

"I didn't really say anything bad... kinda," IA said nervously.

"YOU SENT HIM A TEXT SAYING "Your so hawt fuck me plz! -Miku" HOW IS THAT NOT BAD!?" Miku wailed.

"Eh heh heh... well..." Then IA took off running dragging Luka along with her.

Once they reached an empty classroom, Luka brushed off IA's constricting grip.

"Where's room 2-A?" She asked with a blank face.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Your in the same class as me and Miku! Umm... Luka!" IA said enthusiastically.

"...ok, where's the classroom?" Luka asked again.

"Come with meeeee!" IA said, and once again dragged Luka out of the classroom.


Once Luka and IA finally entered the room, the teacher was in the middle of a lesson and had a pissed off expression on her face.

"Late again, and I see you dragged our new student in with you," She said.

"Heh heh, sorry bout that," IA said and sat down in the seat next to Miku, and avoided her gaze.

"Everyone, this is our new student, Luka Megurine!" the teacher announced.

Luka bowed, sat down in an empty seat silently, pulled out a sketchbook and started drawing.

"Umm... ok, Luka, I'm going to be your teacher, you can call me Ms. Kagamine, or Ms. K, but I prefer if you just call me by my first name, Rin." Rin said awkwardly.

Luka nodded once not looking up from her work. Almost everyone was staring at her, except for Miku and IA who continued to fight though glares and silent death threats.

"Ok-" Rin started.

"SORRY I'M SO LATE!" a new voice interrupted. Rin facepalmed herself.

A boy with more ridiculously long hair, purple this time, entered the room out of breath.

"Gakupo, detention after school, that's everyday of the semester you've been late now," Rin said with her face still in the palm of her hand.

"But-" Gakupo protested.

"Nope! Detention after school, now take your seat," Rin said impatiently.

Gakupo walked over to sit in his regular seat, only to find a girl with pink hair he'd never seen before, sitting there.

"Hey! Your in my seat!" Gakupo said.

Luka looked up, with a pissed expression on her face.

"You made me mess up," She said extremely annoyed.

"Whatever, you probably can't even draw anything worth looking at," Gakupo growled.

"Gakupo! Be nice to our new student. You can take the seat behind her!" Rin snapped.

"Fine," Gakupo muttered.

He was pissed now. Who was an ugly girl who just moved to this school, to talk to the most popular guy in school like that? He looked over the new girl's shoulder to see what she was drawing. It was a very realistic and detailed sketch of a young girl holding a kitten in her arms.

"Hmm... your actually pretty good at art, maybe even better than me," He whispered into her ear.

Luka jumped in her seat and elbowed him in the face.

"That's the second time you made me mess up," She snarled. Gakupo was now curled up in his seat cradling his possibly broken nose. He looked up to give a clever retort, but this time he got a good look at Luka's face.

"Hey, your pretty cute," He blurted out.

Luka turned completely red in the face, pulled out a fork and stabbed his hand, and of course, Rin didn't notice. Gakupo rocked back and forth in his seat running a string of swear words through is head.


In the next two weeks that passed, Luka had a "friendship" with IA and Miku, who unfortunately was friends with Gakupo and his gang, (Kaito and Len) so they hung out quite a bit. Gakupo had formed a rivalry with Luka since Luka had won not only the school art contest, but best student, and perfect attendance. Now Luka, Gakupo and the others are in front of the score board for their last test. Luka, of coursse, has the top score, and Gakupo, is second.

"I. Will. Beat. You," Gakupo said red faced and breathing heavily.

"That's nice," Luka said in a I-don't-give-a-shit tone of voice.

"Ha ha ha! Gaku got turned down!" Len said in a bright tone.

"I didn't ask her out!" Gakupo said angrily.

"Well at least you made the top 50 list, I've got to retake the test," IA sulked.

"HA HA HA! Look at the teacher's comments on IA's test!" Miku laughed. Everyone went over to look.

"Were you drunk when you took this test?! The answer to question number ten is not, "Nipples!" Now everyone was on the floor shaking with laughter.

"How was I supposed to know? It was a math problem! Besides, who's gonna need, (X/100) + (Y/66) = (3X+5Y)/Z. What is Z? in life?" IA wailed.

"Don't worry IA! I need to retake the test again too! We can be the two dumb fucks of our group!" Kaito said happily.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" IA screamed. "I'd rather die in a hole!"

"That can be arranged!" Kaito growled.

"Hey! I just remembered! Do you guys want to go to karaoke after school today?" Miku said.

"YES! Karaoke! I can beat Luka in karaoke!" Gakupo said evilly.

"I can't go... My dad is prolly gonna beat some math problems into my head all day," IA muttered.

"Who's taking us?" Luka asked.

"Oh umm... my big sis... and she's bringing a friend," Miku replayed nervously.

A collected group of groans filled the air.

"Your sister is a drunk, we're gonna die in the car ride there!" Kaito and Len cried Simultaneously.

"Oh, her friend is driving don't worry!" Miku said.

"Is her friend a drunk too?" Len asked worriedly.

"I would hope not. It would be weird if Rin's drunk in front of her students," Miku said in a thoughtfully.

Everyone turned pale.


At the bar, gakupo immediately grabbed the mike and announced a singing competition between him and Luka. He didn't wait for an answer, he picked a song and began to sing.

Miku's big sister, Meiko, had made a 6 pack of booze appear and was already drinking, other than that, everyone else was listening to the competition.

"Wow! Gaku has a great singing voice!" Len said.

"Well of course I do!" Gakupo smirked.

"Your turn Luka!" Miku said brightly.

"Mmm... Sure," Luka said.

IMPOSSIBLE! Gakupo thought. She's amazing, and she's actually smiling! Wow, she looks really pretty like that. I wish she'd smile more...

"Wooooooooooow! Luka's even better at singing! Gaku was staring at her the whole time with a weird expression!" Len said with a big grin.

"NO I WASN'T!" Gakupo said with a red face.

"Really?" Luka said popping up in front of Gakupo's face.

"What are you doing?!"

"Hmm.. your right, he has an odd expression on his face," Luka said with a smile. Gakupo turned a deeper shade of red when Luka smiled.

"Well, I think everyone agrees that Luka's the winner!" Rin said.

"I lost..." Gakupo realized.

"What are you doing man?" Kaito asked Gakupo.

"I-I'll just be under here if you need me..." Gakupo said sliding under the table.

If you want to know what else happened at the bar, go on google images and search "Vocaloid karaoke night" I don't own the images either.


After the crazy day, everyone needed rides, and no one wanted to ride in the car cause Meiko puked ALL over it.

"I'll drive Meiko home, Miku, can you call a taxi or something? Rin sighed.

"Yup sure! I'll ride with Kaito and Len!" Miku said happily.

"Uhh sure," Kaito and Len replyed.

"I'll call a taxi to pick us up then," Luka said indifferently.

"I don't want to ride with you!" Gakupo said.

"What, do you have something against me or something?" Luka asked, annoyed.

"No! I Don't hate you! I like you! I-I mean, in a friendly way!" Gakupo said, face turning red again. Luka laughed, and Gakupo blushed even harder, facepalming himself in his head.


The taxi ride was kind of akward. Luka sat reading a book while Gakupo had nothing to do, so he tried talking to Luka.

"So... Luka?" Gakupo said kinda akwardly.

"mmm?"

"Do you have anyone you like in our class? Not that I really want to know! Kaito was just wondering," Gakupo lied.

"Mmm... yup," Luka replyed causually.

"Oh..." Gakupo said, his heart dropped."Umm... can I ask who?"

Luka sighed and closed her book. "Why do you want to know?"

"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

"Give me good reason," Luka told him.

"Uhh, cause Kaito might want to know?"

"Nope."

"How about if I treat you to tuna tomorrow?"

"..."

"Well?" Gakupo asked hopefully.

"How much tuna?" Luka asked suspisiously.

"Umm... a lot?"

"Ugh fine. but you also owe me a favor if I tell you, kay?" Luka said, starting to regret her decision.

"Yes!"

"I have a crush on an idiot named Gakupo. I'm questioning my choice as I speak," Luka mumbled.

The cab was silent for a long time as Gakupo's brain processed these words.

"Hey Luka?" He said slowly.

"Yeah?"

"How about we make that tuna trip a date?" Gakupo said blushing.

"Sure," Luka said with a smile.

"Hey you two! Get a room!" The cab driver said.

Luka and Gakupo blushed furiously.


Thanks for reading.