Me: Hello and welcome to another installment of Naruto Interviews! Today we're going to be interviewing Konohagakure's number one hyperactive knucklehead ninja…Uzumaki Naruto himself! So Naruto, how does it feel to have main character's privilege?

Naruto: Privilege? I wouldn't say that. I mean, did you even see all those episodes that showed my childhood? I was treated like dirt! Just because I have a demon fox that destroyed half the village and killed Yondaime Hokage!

Me: And you're surprised by that?

Naruto: Yeah…why?

Me: Well, I mean, if it was someone else that held the Kyuubi and not you wouldn't you treat them a little…different? Wait, don't answer that. I already know.

Naruto: Oh really? So suddenly you can read minds? So what do you have a Sharingan like Sasuke?

Me: No…but speaking of Sasuke, how exactly do you plan on getting him back to Konoha?

Naruto: Through a strict talking to and stern negotiation! Ok…ok…brute force.

Me: So…if you do get him back to Konoha what's going to stop him from leaving again?

Naruto: 0.o didn't think of that.

Me: Ok…why am I not surprised

Naruto: Hey what's that supposed to…

Me: Next question. How do you feel about Hinata Hyuga?

Naruto: Hungh? What about her? I mean, she's an ok person I guess, why?

Me: I heard she likes you quite a bit.

Naruto: Really? I like her too. She's a great friend!

Me: No no no Mr. Knucklehead Ninja. She LIKES you.

Naruto: and I LIKE her too. Why are you emphasizing the word like?

Me: ugh…SHE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU! YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Naruto: HUNGH! REALLY???

Me: Seriously, do you have eyes?

Naruto: Yeah…

Me: Well then read some NaruHina fanfiction and it will all be clear. Just don't read mine, trust me, if you end up loving her, you won't like it…

Naruto: What's fanfiction?

Me: Naruto…you're an idiot. That's it for Naruto Interviews! See ya next time!

Naruto: Wait! But you didn't ask me about my…

Me: Oh put a Ramen Cup in it you stupid idiot.