Carrying the bucket full of ice cream, frozen sake bottles, other very unorthodox solids and oranges, Len set it down on the floor and huffed. This was so unfair! Why did Kaito have to beat him in scissors-paper-rock? The man couldn't beat a snail in a race with his miniscule sized brain and absent-minded personality. It was just dumb-luck, most definitely.

At least no one was here to see him dressed so wrong. God, why did he even agree to the stupid bet! Sure Meiko threatened both Kaito and him, but he was so sure that he, Len Kagamine, would win in any game against someone like Kaito he let the confidence get in his head.

"So Kaito, I'll let you choose the game."

"Really? Well then, I pick Scissors-paper-rock!"

Scissors-paper-rock was a game of chance and luck.

And boy, was Len not lucky!

Dressed in a baby blue sundress with his hair up in pigtails, he had barely avoided the various men that tried to hit on him. When he got home, he was going to kill Kaito for winning! Because laying a hand on sweet and delicate Rin would be a one-way ticket to Meiko's fist in his face.

"Damn you Kaito!" he growled. "I'm going to friggin' beat you until you die!"

A flash of green from the corner of his eyes and his body went into overdrive. Was another man dying to get into his boxers again? Stalkers were definitely the worst!

Grabbing the bucket hastily, Len walked as fast as he could in heels. Which wasn't quick in normal standards.

This was worse than watching Vampire Reborn Ultra Man. The damn TV series was Rin's favorite and he absolutely hated the main character. The so-called 'Hiro Sasaki' reminded him of a love-struck idiot.

Hiro was also a pervert. And Len Kagamine loathed perverts, part of it being the fact that they always mistook him for a girl, which was wrong in its own right. It was true that he preferred the female species.

Girls were not perverts as far as he was concerned.

They loved to knit and gossip and so did Len! He might as well turn into a girl, which in such irony was already happening. Not only was the predicament he was pushed in both annoying and degrading, he was actually enjoying it!

"What has this world come to," he seethed.

Another flash of green (or was it blue?) and a flash of light momentarily blinded his vision.

Dropping the bucket out of instinct, its insides poured out. Half-melted ice cream accompanied by squished orange and strewn sake shards.

"W- what was that for!" Len squealed.

Another flash and he shielded his eyes pathetically with a hand.

An exasperated sigh followed by a low whistle from a voice that was definably female. "I've never seen such a beauty before. Dear Cinderella – or shall I call you Juliet, what is your name?"

Rigid, Len stood still with his hands on his hips. Blushes lightly hued his face and tears were starting to bead because he had always been a crybaby. Flash, flash, click, click, went both the strange girl's phone and camera.

"Oh. My. God," he heard her squeal. "You. Look. So. Cute!"

At times like these, he wished Rin were here. She always knew how to punch retarded men (but in this case, a possible man dressed in female clothing with a feminine voice because this person was an extreme pervert and girls weren't – he would repeat it three thousand times if must – perverts). Unguarded, Len whimpered "Rin" softly out his mouth.

Surprisingly, the blinding flashes and repeated clicking stopped. He looked shyly up to the stranger.

"So your name's Rin?" She (or he) twirled. Placing a hand to her breasts (or oranges, melons, anything to give the impression of a real chest) and other to the sky in a look of passion, she winked at him. "My name's Miku Hatsune, and you're the cutest thing I've ever seen."

Miku knelt on one foot, clasping his hands to her own. "Will you be my bride oh sweet Rin." Suddenly she got up again and placed her hand to her mouth, grinning like a fool. "But we hardly know each other."

She knelt again. "Yet it makes us more… mysterious. Play with me all you want and break my heart Dear Rin. I am your ready toy-"

A well-aimed kick sent Miku hurtling to a nearby tree.

Len was even more shocked to find himself face-to-face with such a beautiful girl.

"Luka, how could you do that to me! Rin and I were just getting good!"

The 'Luka' girl's eyebrow twitched. "Miku, how many times have I told you to stop hitting on random girls?"

Pointing a slender finger to Len, Miku shook her head, background colored pink and sparkling with deep emotion. "She's not just a girl, she's a cute girl. There's obviously a big difference-"

Another kick and Miku was sent spiraling into the same tree, this time leaving her body indent on its bark.

Len was amazed at how strong Luka was.

"Um, was your name Rin?" Luka asked, dragging a tired hand through her pink hair. "I apologize if she harassed you or said anything with her… vulgar... tongue. Her mind's defective and she's, in short, a bumbling idiot."

"Luka, you hurt me!"

"Oh put a sock in it you leek loving perv!"

Len felt scared enough to ditch the heels and run bare-foot back home. But he had a feeling that any sudden movement could result in an unimagined circumstance.

Luka seemed to sense his dicomfort and graced him with an apologetic smile. "So Rin, why don't we go somewhere and eat? It's a hot day and it's the least I can do to repay you for not trying to sue Miku… You won't sue her, right?"

Miku was suddenly beside them cross-legged, munching on some green stick. "Last time I got into jail for peeking up an eight year olds skirt. Not fun I tell you. But you look fourteen, and I'm sixteen so it's perfectly legit."

A fist pummeled her teal head. "You idiot!" Luka screeched. "I'm locking you in your room if this happens again! You know I have the power to."

"Sure, sure," Miku waved her hand without a care. For some reason he felt a bit violated at the moment. The twinkle in her eyes didn't help. Unless, unless... Unless she was peeking up his s- skirt!

He yelped with such a girly squeak Luka flinched.

"Ho ho ho, so boxers are your things? I guess you aren't a girly- girl after all." She laughed with such mirth it ticked him off. His perfect image of the female species shattered into serrated pieces.

"Right!" he heard Luka murmur. "Alright Miku, prepare yourself for the beating of a life-time!"

It was shocking how strong this woman was. She could even be a match for Meiko.

And although it was out of character for Len, he found himself greatly amused and pleased at every scream Miku shrieked out.


Lol, wuz? So short! Miku mistakes Len for Rin and commences operation Flirt With Cute Girl! XD Inspired by a Len Miku Rin picture I found while lurking both DeviantArt and Google Images. It's nice to find so many Len x Miku pictures :D The pairing is starting to get more popular, and I'm very glad for that. Listening to various Len and Miku duets because they sound awesome! Also, if you like high-pitched Vocaloids you should check out Rei Kagamine's duet with Miku Hatsune Meltdown. For some reason I really like Rei, lol. And no, she's not Rei Kagene. This is a stupid cliffhanger, but I'm tired.