Honest Shu Trailer
From the video game franchise that keeps talking about the same kind of ancient battles, comes a kingdom that talks about virtue...
(Showing Liu Bei cutting down his throne from DW7)
but being a total hypocrite about it and as a result I'm going to have to talk about the second generation of...
The Shu Kingdom
After the sort of downfall of the first generation, their successors will take charge of the kingdom as they...
Get a random guy to work for them (Jiang Wei)
Fail to prevent the death of this guy (Zhuge Liang)
and attack the north and fail miserably multiple times (Showing Jin officers)
just to lose to this guy and his wife and vampire advisor and whatever (Showing Sima Zhao, Wang Yuanji and Jia Chong)
Meet Liu Shan: a boring pacifist douchebag who is this boring thanks to Liu Bei's horrible parenting skills by throwing him to the ground in Changban.
Meet other people that are both boring and exciting like:
this girl (Xing Cai)
this brunette (Bao Sanniang)
this painter guy (Ma Dai)
and some more random people (showing other second gen Shu officers)
Watch as Liu Shan and his people gather as they fail each battle one by one, get their asses kicked and surrender to Sima Zhao whose conquest results in the creation of the Jin Kingdom because like the first generation, that random guy was a total hypocrite about the virtues of Shu.
I guess
Starring:
The color green
a pale non-vampire (Liu Shan)
Mulan (Xing Cai)
not Michelangelo (Guan Suo)
again not Michelangelo (Ma Dai)
Catwoman (Bao Sanniang)
Cloud Strife (Guan Ping)
the cast of Bleach (Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Guan Yinping)
a random dude (Jiang Wei)
The Shu Kingdom
and to some extent, starring the forces of Jin:
Young Mr. Torgue (Sima Zhao)
Taylor Swift (Wang Yuanji)
Edward Cullen's mouth (Jia Chong)
Deng Ai the Barbarian (Deng Ai)
Luke Skywalker (Zhong Hui)
and Kain Highwind (Wen Yang)
The Shu Kingdom's downfall
