All rights go to Marvel Comics. Warning: There is nudity, although nothing sexual. Enjoy.
It was around 11:00 pm in the X-Mansion. Everyone was either in bed or preparing to go to bed. However, there was one person who was ready to have a "fun" night. And that person was Dr. Hank McCoy. Hank McCoy, or more commonly known as Beast, was a kind soul who had a love for science and the arts. He sounds like a great guy, except he's a mutant. Now some mutants were able to blend into society, since they still looked like humans. The same cannot be said for Hank. He had blue fur, large muscle mass, unusually large hands and feet, and animalistic qualities to him. As much as he wanted to fit in with the rest of society, he knew it would be best to stay with the X-Men.
Hank sat on his bed thinking about what to do. He thought to himself "I'm been so busy these past few days, I'm not sure how I can relax." He thought about it some more, until he looked at his speedo. Besides a lab coat, Hank always wore his signature X-Men speedo. While some people questioned his lack of modesty, Hank loved wearing his speedo, because it allowed for more freedom. "You know, I could relax without my speedo on. You know what, that's a great idea. I can go watch TV while I'm completely in the nude. Hopefully no one sees me, but I don't think they'll mind too much. After all, I do animalistic qualities." said Hank. With his plan prepared, he snuck around the mansion, making sure to make as little noise as possible, and found the living room.
After Hank made sure the coast was clear, he sat on a recliner and turned on the TV. Once Hank felt comfortable enough, he pulled down his speedo and put it behind the recliner. Hank then stretched his legs out and put his arms behind his head. "Now this is more like it. I wish I could live like this every day. No threats, no wars, and no hate. Just this." said Hank. He watched TV for several more minutes, until he fell asleep. Unfortunately for Hank, his speedo slipped off the recliner and fell on the floor.
Kurt (Nightcrawler), one of Hank's students, woke up from a nightmare and got up to get something to eat a midnight snack. As he was walking across the mansion, he heard the TV going off. "Hmmm. Maybe another kid is having a hard time sleeping too." said Kurt. As he got closer to the TV, he saw a speedo on the ground. "Ewwww. Why would someone leave this lying around. Hold on a second, is this….Mr. McCoy's?" said Kurt.
As soon as Kurt said this, Hank woke up from his nap and saw Kurt holding his speedo. "Kurt? What are you doing? It's past 11:30." said Hank. "I was going to ask you the same thing." said Kurt as he pointed towards Hank's exposed private area. Hank saw this and immediately covered his crotch with his hands. "Well I was having some PRIVATE TIME, until you came in." said Hank. "Mr. McCoy, I'm not going to judge you for what you're doing, but how about we never speak of this again and go to bed." said Kurt, who wanted this awkward moment to spend as fast as possible. "Now that is something we can both agree on." said Hank. Hank was about to go to bed until he realized something. "Oh and uhhh Kurt? Can you hand me back my speedo, please?" said Hank. Kurt tossed the speedo back to Hank and he quickly put them back on. Hank was disappointed about how his night turned out, but it could have been worse. "Well, at least it was only Kurt that saw me in my state of undress." said Hank. Little did Hank know that Logan (Wolverine) was watching him the whole time. "So the furball likes to be in buff huh. Well, I can help him with that." said Logan.
The end.
Hope you all enjoyed that story. Yes, I did set this story up for a sequel. I'm either going to write a sequel with Wolverine first, or make a Wolverine centric story, which revolves around Logan's desire for a lack of clothes. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.
