A/N: As our good friend Tom Servo says, "Oh, Charles Manson walks the street, Zodiac Killer's at large, Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window, and Santa Claus is on his way!" It's Christmastime! So let's have some fun!

[Setting: Ice skating rink...]

The entire gang is skating around, festive Christmas music playing in the background. Tai notices Edd's long scarf and grabs it, spinning him around. He collides into Ed and Eddy, and they are pulled along with her. She suddenly lets them go, sending them crashing into a tree.

"Oops!" She gasps. "I'm sorry!"

They emerge from the snow, seeing stars.

[Setting: PCJH...]

"Gosh, Eddy, look at all the decorations!" Edd smiled in a state of wonderment. "I love the Christmas season. It's just so...so...so festive!"

"Yeah," Eddy scoffed, "and it's also the one time of the year you have to give people stuff for free."

"Well, yes, that's the Christmas mentality. Giving to others."

"What have others done for me?"

"Well, for one thing, Ed and I have always stuck by your side. And I think this season especially, we owe everyone after what happened with our worst prank. You know, when we met your brother?"

"We already apologized for that!"

"But don't you love Christmas?"

"Christmas!" Ed exclaimed, popping out from behind them. "I love Christmas! I love the lights and the gifts and the figgy pudding! So much figgy pudding..."

"See, Eddy," Edd laughed, "our friend Ed's got the spirit!"

"That's because he doesn't know any better." Eddy groaned. "Okay, Ed, if you love Christmas so much, what is it?"

"It's when the leprechaun sees its shadow and then we all have pudding!"

"Well, at least he's happy." Edd shrugged.

"Listen," Eddy snarled, "you two lunkheads keep Christmas in your way, and let me keep it in mine."

"Christmas?!" Tai exclaimed, appearing out of nowhere. "Christmas is the best time of the year! Ever!"

"Tai!" Sage pulled her away, blushing furiously. "Sorry, guys. Every time you say the...'C word,' she goes crazy."

"I just have a lot of feelings."

"Anyways," Roxie sighed, "we wanted to talk to you guys."

"Sure." Edd smiled. "What's going on?"

"So Sage convinced me that since the Christmas season is about giving..." She glanced at her disgustedly. Sage shot her a warning look and made her carry on. "We wanted to know if you guys would donate any money to this foundation that gives toys and food to poor families so they can have a merry Christmas."

"Put me down for five."

"Put me down for pudding!" Ed exclaimed.

Sage smiled sweetly. "How about five?"

"Okay!"

"What about you, Eddy?"

"Put me down for nothing."

"You mean you wish to remain anonymous?" Roxie asked.

"No, I wish to be left alone! All this Christmas spirit sickens me! Why should we be so generous?"

"Because giving to these kids is the right thing to do! Even I know that!"

"I'm sorry, Roxie, but you're going to have to try and mooch off someone else."

Her face screwed up into a scowl. "Let's go, girls."

"Good luck." Edd gently pinched Sage's shoulder.

She grinned and walked away with her friends.

"I bet she's just getting money to buy jawbreakers for herself." Eddy rolled his eyes. "We all know Roxie."

"I thought you guys were friends now."

"Doesn't mean I trust her."

"I think you're just angry."

"I think I'm just the only sane person in the world!"

"Uh...hey." Nazz stepped back a bit, several cards in her hand. "What's going on here?"

"Nothing." Edd stammered, embarrassed. "How is your day coming along, Nazz?"

"Pretty good. I just wanted to invite you guys to a Christmas party at my house."

He bit his lip. "Is it going to be anything like the Halloween party?"

"No way, man, I swear! This time, it's going to be clean, fair, and festive!" She handed them three invitations. "I hope you guys can come!"

"Thanks, Nazz!" Ed exclaimed.

As she walked away, Eddy slammed his head into a locker door. "I wish there was no such thing as Christmas and we could all just keep to ourselves with our noses out of everyone else's lives!"

"Jeez, Eddy, what a depressing holiday sentiment." Edd shook his head.