AN: Okay, the original thing for this was obviously the I Am Canadian beer commercials. Those were fecking hilarious. Anyways, I've been reading these fics outside of lately (slash mostly) and, not that it has anything to do with the fact that they're out of , but they really haven't been doing Malfoy's attitude much justice. That's where this idea came from.
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Hey, I'm not incest, or inbred for that matter
I don't livesuicidally or eat octopus, or own a horse,
And I don't know any purebloods named Jimmy, Sally or Suzy
Because no purebloods would name their children Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy.
I support the Dark Lord, not Dumbledore.
I only speak with people who are worthy of being spoken to.
And I say 'Mudblood', not 'Muggleborn'.
I can proudly boast my name and purity throughout Hogwarts.
I believe in marrying to keep such purity, not for love,
Maybe for money but not if they want mine,
And that the snake is truly cunning and should not be associated with Potter.
Abuse in necessary, deception is useful,
And I may not know you but I am your superior!
Malfoys are rare but beautiful, go back far in history,
And are the best part of the Wizarding World!
My name is Draco And I am a Malfoy!
