Bomb artist- Hi people! I'm so sorry for not posting in awhile. I have school and back problems. Seriously. Anyways, I'm so happy to start on this new story! I'll still work on my other stories but this one could not wait.
My school's doing a play called "Nerd Meets Girl". Pretty weird name, Ne? Well it's funny. My sister's playing an old lady! LOL XD! She has a very awesome old lady voice. I was inspired by the whole theme and whatnot.
So! This story will be awesome I will assure you. So sit back and relax. Please review because I'm sacrificing my back (literally) sitting up and writing this story. So I hope you'd look into your hearts and give reviews.
Deidara: Talk about Melodramatic, yeah.
Me: Hey! Who told you to speak? No one wants to hear what you have to say! Get off of my stage!
Sasori: We're not on a stage smart ass.
Me:… I hate you two with a passion
Deidara: No you don't.
Me: Damn, you're right.
Sasori: Naruto does not belong to her. If it did, we'll all be fucked up and your eyes would fall out of your heads due to the fact that she wrote it.
Me:… Meanie
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How About Those Deltas?
Preface:
There are a lot of beautiful choices out there in the world. It's too bad that you only have one. But what if the one you choose isn't the correct one? What if it turns out way worst than what you expected?
Let's take a stroll down "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" road shall we? Let's say that your favorite ice-cream store is five blocks away. You really want to go and get there soon since its deadly hot outside. There's the long way; with heat rays and other crap. Then there's the shortcut; through the projects where they have shoot-outs and… crap.
Okay now, put you mind to this. You really want that ice-cream, so it's obvious which path you'd choose. Honestly, you probably thought it was a better choice. But hold on, doesn't things that seems like the right choice comes back and bite you in the ass?
You walk the short-cut then, BOOM! Someone comes out, beat you down, and steal your wallet. I feel so sorry for you. Looks like no ice-cream would be sliding down your throats anytime soon.
Well that's what I felt like when I decided to pledge myself into the Kappa Kappa, brotherly, group thingy. It was a small sorority group of young males who has nothing else better to do. Well, that was my opinion.
This "group" is well known throughout the college campus. They have charms, good looks, great personality… but no brain. I'm kind of happy about the last part. If they did have a brain, I'd feel sorry for it; it wouldn't have a healthy home to live in.
But I wasn't too surprise once Tobi blurted out one day, "I WANT TO BECOME A KAPPA KAPPA!" I held my book down, eyebrow raised at the sudden outburst. "Tobi," I said slowly, right eye twitching; itching to throw a book at the guy I call my "friend". "Don't you see I'm trying to read? Shut the hell up, yeah!"
"But Sempi," Tobi said, flopping in the bed next to me. "I want to pledge to be a Kappa Kappa! You can join too of course." "Hell no" I puffed, throwing my book on the desk next to my bed. Looks like I'll have to study a little later. After I knock out Tobi. I rose to my feet, heading toward our (sadly) shared bathroom.
"Awe, come on Sempi" Tobi whined annoyingly. "Why not? It'll be fun! We can start off our college life on the right foot!" "I said no" I snapped, slamming the door closed. "And besides," I continued, picking up my toothbrush. "The Kappa Kappa's are idiots. Have you seen the way they act, yeah? They're so stupid that they make flunks look smart, yeah."
"Oh come on Sempi, don't be so bitter" Tobi said, sounding a little too close to the door. "It'll be fun!" I slammed the toothbrush down, walking to the door and snatching it open. Tobi fell on his face, groaning in pain. I rolled my eyes and carelessly stepped over him; making sure I kicked him on the way out.
"Of course you would want to join" I said. "Look at you. You could seriously pass as mentally retarded, yeah." "Oh, bad Sempi. I see that the grumpy trolls crawled into your bed last night" Tobi said in the most childish manner.
I 'Tch'd' before turning all of my concentration my shirt that a slipped over my head. "Forget it" I said calmly, pulling on some khaki shorts and a red muscle shirt with white converse. "I'm not flinging myself into the 'hood of the stupid'." "It's the 'hood of the brothers' Sempi" Tobi corrected.
"What's the difference?" I asked pulling on my backpack. "This is the end of the discussion Tobi. I, neither are you, is going to join that stupid club, yeah." "I didn't know you cared about me!" Tobi gushed.
"I don't, yeah" I said with a shrug. "If you'd joined, I'll have to hear you talk about it all day." I opened the door and left out, leaving Tobi behind.
These were the first steps to my doom.
After note- Done with the Preface! Pretty awesome, huh? Deidara will be making jokes about the Kappa's stupidity. Please review!
