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Kabuto's Point of View

Yep, tomorrow is Lord Orochimaru's birthday! I'm so excited! I want him to have the best birthday ever, so I'll throw a surprise party! But that's a lot of work...I'll get the genin to help! They'll be so happy to help! This party will be perfect! Then maybe after Orochimaru will be so happy that maybe...

"We can finally have sex!"

"Um, excuse me?"

Oh no! Kimimaro heard me...what do I do know?

"Uh, I mean, haha!You fight with boners!"

Genius! Sometimes I surprise myself with how smart I am...

"You're fucking hilarious."

After that he left the room. Not sure why, I found that quite funny. Some people just aren't as clever as I am I guess...

Oh right! The party! I need to write notes for the genin so they know what to do for tomorrow! I don't want them knowing too much, so I'll write three separate notes. That way the only know what they're doing and no one else!

Okay, I'll write this down for Dosu, this down for Kin, and this for Zaku...

Perfect! Now I just need to slip these under their doors...

What Kabuto didn't know, was that he gave the wrong notes to the wrong genin...