Sasori pounded on the bathroom door, shouting at me, "Open the door already! You know I hate waiting!"

"No! You'll get mad at me!"

"You say that like I'm not mad at you already."

"You'd leave me!" I screamed. Tears stung my eyes as I let go of the door handle and leaned up against the tile wall. Sasori opened the door and crossed his arms over his puppet body.

"I didn't even think it was possible…" I tightened the grip on the object in my hand. He quickly walked over to me and pried the object out of my hands. He studied the pregnancy test like he'd never seen anything like it in his whole lifetime. He sighed slightly.

"Well… didn't see that one coming," he paused and looked at the ceiling. "I have to ask you, did you-"

"I'd never! Unless," I gasped, " I got raped in my sleep!"

Kira poked her head into the bathroom, "Its not rape if ya like it!"

"But-"

"And if you don't like it then its sex you didn't know you wanted, yeah!" Deidara added as he walked by. I knitted my eyebrows together in frustration.

"I wish you two would-"

Kira sighed, "Lastly, wishes are for girls with broken hearts,"

"And guys with broken condoms, yeah!"

"Don't you-"

"And that seems to apply to your situation, right, Sasori no danna?"

Kira gave me an akward hug, "Aw welcome to the club Sage!"

"Wait, is that even possible, hm?"

"We were wondering the exact same thing until you two assholes interrupted." Sasori answered.

"Wondering what?" Hidan asked tilting his head slightly.

I shook my head, "I hate how the bathroom is in the middle of the main hallway."

"Kira-chan and Sage-chan are going to be mommies!" Tobi shouted. "Tobi thinks the daddies are Deidara-sempai and Sasori-sensei!"

"There's no way in hell that that's possible." Hidan stated.

"DEIDARA?" Kira burst out into a fit of laughter.

I rolled my eyes, "Oi! Onee-san that's mean!"

"She's right. I'd never sleep with her. And I still don't see how she convinced Hidan…"

My eyes widened, "WHOA! YOU AND HIDAN-NII? Since when?" Hidan rolled his eyes and walked away.

"Hey can we move the conversation to the main room, yeah?"

"And risk being caught? Tobi doesn't want to die!"

Sasori rolled his eyes, "Discussions over. If Pein hears that they're… pregnant… then we're all dead…" No one dared to argue him. Everyone left the bathroom leaving me alone with Sasori like before.

"So…"

Sasori began to walk out of the room. He stopped suddenly and paused to look over his shoulder at me, "I'm doubting the fact that it's my kid, until I can tell for sure." I sighed. I walked out of the bathroom slowly, throwing out the pregnancy test on my way out. I shut the door quietly behind me and ran up the stairs to Hidan's room and banged loudly on his door.

Hidan growled, "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"

"Never!" I shouted back. Banging on his door even louder.

After bout 20 minutes of that Hidan finally answered.

"You're a stubborn little girl." Hidan glared at me.

"Come on Hidan, did you really just figure that out?"

"What do you want?"

"Oh, right," I mentally slapped myself for getting distracted so easily. "How could you get Kira pregnant!"

Kira whipped open her door, "Hypocrite!"

"Shut up!" I shouted back.

"And you're yelling at me because…?"

"Because your fun to yell at!" With my answer Hidan slammed his door in my face.

I screamed at his door like a little kid, "Baka!" then stomped down the hallway.