Dearly despised fanbots,

I would suggest you keep your utterly unimaginative insults to yourself. I have already faced a lifetime's worth of shit and I'm absolutely not obligated to stand by if you hurl feces at me like the deranged apes you are. I normally desist from inflicting violence upon dumb animals, but in your case I'm most willing to make an exception. In case you don't remember, my trademark jutsus happen to involve fire and electricity, time tested ingredients for torture, apart from the wonderful ability to mindfuck you to a comatose state. Just a tiny reminder for your benefit.

Stay away from my precious people, whether Hyuga, Haruno or Uzumaki. Stay away from my admirers who bestow on me their love by pairing me up with an inexhaustible list of creatures. I accept each and every one of their affectionate offerings. They've understood too well what you apparently can't: I fuck whoever I want; I fuck up whoever I want. You don't tell an Uchiha what to do. Never.

Remember, there'll be no next time.

Yours sincerely

Uchiha Sasuke

A.N: So I eventually discovered troll-hate is insatiable. People have problems when Sasuke is paired with Naruto. People have problems when Sasuke is paired with Hinata (Sasuke would never marry that fugly pig, to quote an eloquent reviewer). People also have problems when Sasuke is paired up with Neji (it's apparently a "spite-ship"). What the hell? It's none of your fucking business who I choose to pair up together. That's my prerogative. Hate them? Don't read. As simple as that. It's really disheartening getting your hopes up when you see a review notification only to have them dashed immediately. "Kill yourself, psycho virgin fag." "You are mentally ill. Go die." Seriously? Fanfiction is like free therapy for many. A momentary reprieve from one's demons. Way to go people... kick them who are already down. At least do yourselves a favour and learn something new. The insults are getting old.