*A Ninetales walks in while all the legendaries wonder who I am*
Azelf: Just who are you?
Me: Blazing Mew... Yeesh, I've been in here for a few chapters.
Darkrai: And where is CD?
Me: You don't want to know... *Points to a Blue Ringed Umbreon, strapped to a chair with Duct Tape, eyes forced open, watching The Punishment*
Darkrai: Ouch. And where are the others?
Me: *Points to everyone next to CD*
Mesprit: Wow. Even DAWK.
Regigigas: I'm just glad we don't have to do anymore dares! I don't have to speak German anymore!
Me: We just want you to think that. More German Regiboy.
Regigigas: *Says NOOOOO in German*
Phione: So we still have to do the dares?
Me: Exactly. Only I cause people to suffer. More.
Mew: Do I still get sugar?
Me: Yes...
Mew: Then I'm ok with this.
Me: Then you suffer more. Send in these reviews! Any authors that want to join can.
CD: Mmph! Mmmph!
Me: *Entering CD's room to watch for reviews* Hey, a peanut butter stash!
CD: MMMMPPPHHH! *Rips Duct Tape off mouth* DON"T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!
Me: Oh no. CD's gotten it off... I'm not even touching it. *Touches, and a crash is heard. As I walk out, I am seen covered in Peanut Butter.* Just Review.
Mew: BM, you might want to run before a cover you in jelly. And Bread.
Me: *.* I'm just gonna-
Dialga: Die.
Me: And what did I do to you?
Dialga: Nothing. Jirachi, wheres the stun gun?
Jirachi: Right here, Dialga.
Me: Oh BLEEP! *Gets shot*
Celebi: Now let's tie him up.
Me: ...
Mew: Wait! I got the jelly! *Spreads jelly on me*
Phione: Ok, people! Review whatever, so we can start up!
Me: Yes. Please.
Dialga: How are you talking? You're stunned.
Me: No I'm not.
Dialga: Bleep.
Me: For the third time. Review. Or die. A painful death.
