*A Ninetales walks in while all the legendaries wonder who I am*

Azelf: Just who are you?

Me: Blazing Mew... Yeesh, I've been in here for a few chapters.

Darkrai: And where is CD?

Me: You don't want to know... *Points to a Blue Ringed Umbreon, strapped to a chair with Duct Tape, eyes forced open, watching The Punishment*

Darkrai: Ouch. And where are the others?

Me: *Points to everyone next to CD*

Mesprit: Wow. Even DAWK.

Regigigas: I'm just glad we don't have to do anymore dares! I don't have to speak German anymore!

Me: We just want you to think that. More German Regiboy.

Regigigas: *Says NOOOOO in German*

Phione: So we still have to do the dares?

Me: Exactly. Only I cause people to suffer. More.

Mew: Do I still get sugar?

Me: Yes...

Mew: Then I'm ok with this.

Me: Then you suffer more. Send in these reviews! Any authors that want to join can.

CD: Mmph! Mmmph!

Me: *Entering CD's room to watch for reviews* Hey, a peanut butter stash!

CD: MMMMPPPHHH! *Rips Duct Tape off mouth* DON"T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!

Me: Oh no. CD's gotten it off... I'm not even touching it. *Touches, and a crash is heard. As I walk out, I am seen covered in Peanut Butter.* Just Review.

Mew: BM, you might want to run before a cover you in jelly. And Bread.

Me: *.* I'm just gonna-

Dialga: Die.

Me: And what did I do to you?

Dialga: Nothing. Jirachi, wheres the stun gun?

Jirachi: Right here, Dialga.

Me: Oh BLEEP! *Gets shot*

Celebi: Now let's tie him up.

Me: ...

Mew: Wait! I got the jelly! *Spreads jelly on me*

Phione: Ok, people! Review whatever, so we can start up!

Me: Yes. Please.

Dialga: How are you talking? You're stunned.

Me: No I'm not.

Dialga: Bleep.

Me: For the third time. Review. Or die. A painful death.