101 Things the Marauders ARN"T allowed to do.
Remus stretched and finally stood up. A loud bang, followed by a yell informed Remus that James and Sirius were currently fighting. 'More like James chasing Sirius around like two year olds." Remus thought smiling to himself.
Remus leaned against the door frame and surveyed the room around him; laughing at what he saw.
Peter was hiding under the table, trying to get away from the others; James was chasing Sirius around with a large, fluffy, pink stuffed rabbit and Sirius, was wearing a ping floral dress (complete with bonnet) running around screaming
"DON'T KILL ME! I WILL OBAY AND AGREE TO THE INL RABBITS AS THEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
Remus was enjoying the show, but decided that if he didn't intervene, one of his friends would get seriously hurt.
"You know guys," he sais, sitting on the couch, waiting for their attention;
(and for Sirius to stop screaming)
"We still have to do that detention assignment that Professor McGonnagal set us."
"Awwwww…… Moony, don't spoil the fun!" James whined, throwing the bunny onto the floor and sitting next to Remus on the couch.
Sirius copied James (after making sure that the offending Bunny was well out of reach.
"Ok, but what are we going to do the it on?" Peter asked, extracting himself from under the table.
The four of them were silent for a few minutes when James spoke up.
"We could do it on all the things we aren't allowed to do!"
Sirius, grinning broadly, produced a large piece of paper and wrote on the top
'101 things the marauders ARN"T allowed to do. Then in smaller writing 'Anymore!"
"Ok!" James said, rubbing his hands, "Let's get started!"
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101 Things the Marauders ARN"T allowed to do! ANYMORE!
1. Switch all the sugar and salt shakers around.
2. Enchant all the statues to sing 'Sx Bomb' when a teacher walks past.
3. Go up to a teacher (in the middle of class, for example Proff. Mcgonnagle) and hug them and say in a loud voice; "So Minny, where are we going tonight? You promised to take me somewhere special!"
4. Run around the Great Hall at breakfast time screaming "MINNY AND ALBUS, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES L-O-V-E! THEN COMES……… UNMENTIONABLE BUSINESS, THEN COMES MINNY WITH A BABY CARRIAGE!
5. Bewitch all the bacon to make the person who eats it turn Red and Gold and start squawking like a pig! (thanks for that one Remmy!)
6. Run away screaming that Dumbledore murdered Remus after he was dared to do number four on this list!
7. Sneaking into the Slitherins common room and bewitching a certain Marauders brother to start singing 'God save the Gryffindors' in the middle of breakfast while wearing a pair of fluro orange bikini's.
8. Going into the Hospital wing, where Remus was after being dared to do number four and bewitching all the pillow to attack him.
9. Running into Professor Prinnie's room screaming that the evil talking teddys (they're not real Sirius! YES THEY ARE MOONY!) are coming to take over the world.
10. Imitating Professor Trelawney (or treebeard) in the middle of class and saying that everyone only had one day before the evil rubber duckies (PETER!) would come and kill everyone! (PETER, what did I say about talking to Sirius about world domination! Sorry Prongs!)
A/N Well, that chapter one. If you want a 2nd chapter you will just have to review!
(Evil laughter heard followed by a thud) 'Must remember not to jump off bookcase!'
