A smiling, charming Chris McLean stood on the infamous Dock of Shame. Bailed out of prison, reluctantly, by Chef Hatchet, and having the island cleaned of all radioactivity by a protect-the-animals campaign of Dawn's, the perfect place to have a fifth season of Total Drama is none other than Camp Wawanakwa.

"Welcome, kiddies!" Chris started with his trademark smirk. "This season, be prepared for twists, turns, and twisting turns! It's Heroes versus Villains time, baby!"

As he spoke, the first boat, captained by an intern, arrived. "This season, we've got not one, but three hidden Chris Heads! Our heroes and villains will definitely find them useful to survive!" Looking at the boat, he added, "And speaking of villains, here are six of them now! Let's welcome them!"

Out walked Total Drama Island's main antagonist, Heather; one of the main antagonists of Total Drama Action, Courtney; the main antagonist of Total Drama World Tour, Alejandro; the main antagonist of Total Drama Revenge of the Island, Scott; Total Drama's classic anti-hero, Duncan; and a supporting antagonist of Total Drama Revenge of the Island, Jo!

"Welcome, villains!" Chris exclaimed with a grin. All six of them glared at him.

"Really, McLean?" Heather questioned. Courtney glared at her as she continued. "These are the best villains you could dig up?"

"Pipe it down, hotshot!" Jo called over. "You're not that great yourself! Blinded by love, blah, blah, blah."

Alejandro, by this time out of the Drama Machine and with some of his hair grown back, leapt to his love's defense. "And why do you feel you deserve to be here? One season? Pfft. That's not so much."

"How can you defend her!" Courtney interjected. "I'm the one you like!"

"Shut up all of you! I thought the squealing pigs were loud," Scott muttered. Like Alejandro, Scott has recovered from his serious injuries, but retains a long scar along his right arm.

Duncan, who was sitting back and watching the unfolding with glee, moved over to Chris. "Why am I on Villains anyway?" he questioned as he took out his pocket knife and began carving a piece of wood from his pocket.

"Ultimate jerk, constant tormentor, girlfriend stealer… the list could go on forever," Chris sighed. "Also, we thought it'd be fun to put you and Courtney on the same team. Hehe."

Duncan glared at him before shrugging. "Whatever, man. I won once. I can do it again." After thinking for a moment, he added, "And besides, I'm not much of a hero, anyways."

"Speaking of Heroes!" Chris shouted, earning the attention of the six Villains. "Here come six of them right now!"

Out of the second boat walked Total Drama Island's main protagonist, Owen; a main protagonist of Total Drama Action, Lindsay; the main protagonist of Total Drama World Tour, Cody; a supporting protagonist of Total Drama Revenge of the Island, Brick; a protagonist of Total Drama Island, Bridgette; and one of Scott's central Total Drama Revenge of the Island enemies, Dawn!

"I'm quite surprised you invited me back," Dawn mentioned to Chris as she passed.

He angrily retorted, "You're just here to pay for what you did to me!"

Brick saluted his fellow Heroes. "Pleased to meet you, fellow players! And nice to see you again Dawn!" When she waved at him, he blushed slightly.

"Hey, man!" Owen exclaimed. "New friends! Yeah! WOOHOO!"

Cody grinned. "Yeah, totally! Another opportunity for the Codemeister to strike gold!" In addition, he whispered to Owen, "And I hear that Lindsay's single again!"

Bridgette smiled at her tribe. "Awesome, it looks like we've got a cool bunch! I'm going to miss Geoff though," she added sadly.

"Geoff?" Lindsay asked. "He's right over there!" She said, pointing to Brick.

"Um… no."

Over with the Villains, Jo snickered. "Ha! They'll be putty in our hands. Putty, I tell you!"

Heather allowed herself a devilish grin. "There's something we can actually agree on, pasty!"

"Silence, contestants!" Chris announced as a third boat pulled up.

"Hey, aren't we all here?" Bridgette asked, worried.

"Nope!" Chris asked with a grin.

When he didn't elaborate, Duncan shouted, "So what's up McLean?"

"Well," Chris began, "There are twelve of you here. There are eighteen contestants competing, nine Heroes and nine Villains. On this boat, two more contestants are in waiting whose roles will be decided by the reviewers; in addition, we have picked two wildcards, and will allow the remaining two spots to be determined by a poll!"

As if on cue, out walked one of Total Drama Action's main antagonists, Justin, and Gwen, one of the protagonists of Total Drama Island.

"What? I could still be a Villain?" Gwen shouted in exasperation. "But I'm Heather's arch-rival! I'm a good guy!"

"You're also an anti-social goth girl who can just be downright mean sometimes and stole your friend's boyfriend! There's a lot of gray around you! As for Justin," Chris continued as Justin flexed for the ladies and Owen, "While he was a manipulator on Total Drama Action, he ultimately had a good heart and friendship with Owen. We can't just ignore that."

Justin grinned. "I'm also eye candy and ear candy, so of course they need me. Glad to be back, peeps!"

"And that wraps up our pilot!" Chris exclaimed.


So I've been inspired by other Heroes versus Villains stories and figured I could do a pretty awesome one.

So as Chris mentioned, it's up to you viewers to determine where Justin and Gwen will stand.

I'll also be personally picking a wildcard Hero and a wildcard Villain.

And, on my profile, there's a poll going on for the readers' wildcard Hero and Villain. The Hero choices are DJ, Harold, Leshawna, and Zoey, while the Villain choices are Dakota, Ezekiel, Lightning, and Dakota. Please vote!