(A/N): This story is really, really weird. So don't get offended.

Once, there were 5 idiots living in a T-Shape tower. They were called the Teen Idiots.

Robin, the most idiotic of them all knows nothing but drooling. His drools flooded the tower and there was so much drools that it overflows to the sea. His idiocy, surprisingly, allow him to lead the whole team. Perhaps, all the others were too idiotic to vote for the right leader for the team. Well, who cares?

Starfire, the fattest of the team, only knows how to eat and roll on the floor like a pig. She is a moron who can only think about food, food, and more food. She was born in a faraway planet called 'Caramel'. The planet is made by caramel and Caramelians ate the whole planet until it is nothing anymore. That is the reason why Starfire came to Earth. It is known that she has won 2000 awards of 'The Fattest Pig of the Year' award.

Beast Boy, the youngest of the group is a nerd. Being a complete geek, he loves Maths and Physics, and nobody knows why. Even though is a complete nerd, Beast Boy is a carnivore that eats nothing but meat, especially pork. That is why he likes Starfire because she rolls and looks like a pig, and because he reads too much, all his hair felled off one day and he has to wear a wig.

Raven, the girly of the group, loves pink. Her hair is pink, her skin is pink, her clothes are pink, her room is pink, and everything is pink. She once tried to dye the whole tower pink, but failed. She loves to play with Barbie Dolls and play pranks on people too. She tried to paint Starfire pink and forced Beast Boy to eat vegetables. Creepy…

Cyborg is the most sociable in the group, and truthfully, the only one in the group that almost have a proper brain. Cyborg hates the noise around him and loves to be in his room training himself, eating nothing but healthy vegetables, and of course, doing Yoga. Yoga is the life of heaven. Cyborg believes that Yoga was invented by god, even though Beast Boy keeps explaining to him about the 'past' of Yoga. Cyborg is afraid of the sun because he believes that the sun will burn his delicate skin and believe it or not, melts his skin like butter in the oven.

It's a good thing that the Idiots don't have to fight crime, because the world is full of idiots who think that they are villains. Example: Slade.

Slade is the weirdest and the dumbest of all villains. He always wants to be an Idiot, but failed to. That's why he turned into a villain and wants to rob the Idiots, but ended up robbing a donut from the police station.

The world is full of idiots, don't you think?

(A/N): Please, not offence to the Teen Titans. But seriously, sometimes I just feel that I'm surrounded by idiots.