I did wriite an Inuyasha story! Ha! Review!

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and... I haven't written anything yet!

It was a sunny day in feudal japan; which doesn't explain why an Ape Demon was running for his life.

Matt: Ah shit! Why do those demon hunters have to chase me? It's not my fault that I accidentally destroyed a few villages, and killed hundreds of humans.

Kagome: Hey! Come back here!

An arrow glowing of purple light zoomed by his head.

Matt, scared shitless: Mother Fucker!

Matt then noticed something.

Matt: Perfect!

Kagome: Hey you! Guy with a tail!

Matt: Yeah?

Kagome: Have you seen a guy with monkey ears like yours, tails like yours, and over-all personality like yours, but not wearing an obviously fake moustache.

Matt: Uh..yeah... he... uh... transformed into that.

He pointed to a kitten.

Kagome: Something doesn't seem right here.

Inuyasha then pushed her out of the way.

Inuyasha: Shush Kagome! Let the men handle this! Let's go Miroku!

Miroku: Ok!

Inuyasha: Backlash Wave!

Miroku: Wind Tunnel!

Inuyasha then took out his Tetsaiga and slashed the air backwords, causing a giant blade of light to chop the kitten into millions of pieces, which Miroku sucked up into the cursed Wind Tunnel on his right arm.

Inuyasha: Another powerful demon slain!

Kagome: Inuyasha you idiot! SIT BOY!

Inuyasha then was forced onto the ground with a blast of white light.

Matt: Ah! How cute! Master has her little pet on a leash!

Inuyasha: I'll kill you!

Kagome: Go ahead! He was our target!

Inuyasha: How do you know?

Kagome: His fake moustache fell off.

Inuyasha: Die!

Matt: I don't fear death!

Kagome, drawing an arrow: Die!

Matt: My death isn't worth all of those lives! I still win!

Kagome, putting bow down: He's right.

Inuyasha: What the hell?

Kagome, pulling out an ugly necklace: This calls for jewelry!

Inuyasha: Stupid wench!

Kagome, irritated: Inuyasha! SIT BOY!

Inuyasha hit the ground.

Matt: What's that for?

Kagome: This!

Kagome then jumped and slammed the necklace on Matt's neck.

Matt: What the hell?

Sango: Yeah Kagome! What the hell?

Kagome: I always wanted a slave!

Matt: I'm nobody's servant!

Kagome: Yes you are. NO CHIMPY!

Matt: What the fucking hell? That even...

Matt was electrocuted, causing him to fall to the ground, scorched and in pain.

Kagome: Will you be a good boy now?

Matt: Never.

Kagome: NO CHIMPY!

Matt :Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Kagome: How about now?

Matt: Yes sir.

Kagome: WHAT WAS THAT?

Matt: I mean mam!

Kagome: That's better.

Sango: Make him jump through this hoop!

Matt: NO FUCKING WAY!

Kagome: NO CHIMPY!

Matt: .kjsajdfh.kasgvf,sagf,k,asgbfkjjg!

Sango: Go through this hoop!

Matt then jumped through the hoop.

Matt: I fucking hate you all!

Kagome: Come on!

Matt, against his will, went along with Inuyasha and company.

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