I did wriite an Inuyasha story! Ha! Review!
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and... I haven't written anything yet!
It was a sunny day in feudal japan; which doesn't explain why an Ape Demon was running for his life.
Matt: Ah shit! Why do those demon hunters have to chase me? It's not my fault that I accidentally destroyed a few villages, and killed hundreds of humans.
Kagome: Hey! Come back here!
An arrow glowing of purple light zoomed by his head.
Matt, scared shitless: Mother Fucker!
Matt then noticed something.
Matt: Perfect!
Kagome: Hey you! Guy with a tail!
Matt: Yeah?
Kagome: Have you seen a guy with monkey ears like yours, tails like yours, and over-all personality like yours, but not wearing an obviously fake moustache.
Matt: Uh..yeah... he... uh... transformed into that.
He pointed to a kitten.
Kagome: Something doesn't seem right here.
Inuyasha then pushed her out of the way.
Inuyasha: Shush Kagome! Let the men handle this! Let's go Miroku!
Miroku: Ok!
Inuyasha: Backlash Wave!
Miroku: Wind Tunnel!
Inuyasha then took out his Tetsaiga and slashed the air backwords, causing a giant blade of light to chop the kitten into millions of pieces, which Miroku sucked up into the cursed Wind Tunnel on his right arm.
Inuyasha: Another powerful demon slain!
Kagome: Inuyasha you idiot! SIT BOY!
Inuyasha then was forced onto the ground with a blast of white light.
Matt: Ah! How cute! Master has her little pet on a leash!
Inuyasha: I'll kill you!
Kagome: Go ahead! He was our target!
Inuyasha: How do you know?
Kagome: His fake moustache fell off.
Inuyasha: Die!
Matt: I don't fear death!
Kagome, drawing an arrow: Die!
Matt: My death isn't worth all of those lives! I still win!
Kagome, putting bow down: He's right.
Inuyasha: What the hell?
Kagome, pulling out an ugly necklace: This calls for jewelry!
Inuyasha: Stupid wench!
Kagome, irritated: Inuyasha! SIT BOY!
Inuyasha hit the ground.
Matt: What's that for?
Kagome: This!
Kagome then jumped and slammed the necklace on Matt's neck.
Matt: What the hell?
Sango: Yeah Kagome! What the hell?
Kagome: I always wanted a slave!
Matt: I'm nobody's servant!
Kagome: Yes you are. NO CHIMPY!
Matt: What the fucking hell? That even...
Matt was electrocuted, causing him to fall to the ground, scorched and in pain.
Kagome: Will you be a good boy now?
Matt: Never.
Kagome: NO CHIMPY!
Matt :Zzzzzzzzzzz!
Kagome: How about now?
Matt: Yes sir.
Kagome: WHAT WAS THAT?
Matt: I mean mam!
Kagome: That's better.
Sango: Make him jump through this hoop!
Matt: NO FUCKING WAY!
Kagome: NO CHIMPY!
Matt: .kjsajdfh.kasgvf,sagf,k,asgbfkjjg!
Sango: Go through this hoop!
Matt then jumped through the hoop.
Matt: I fucking hate you all!
Kagome: Come on!
Matt, against his will, went along with Inuyasha and company.
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I wrote it, so stop complaining! Now just review if you think it sucks! REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!
