The Disclaimer!

KYUU: (walks into view with REI following closely behind) OK, as you can tell from the huge title above my head, this is the disclaimer—

REI: (interrupts) Yeah, we definantly need that… (sighs)

KYUU: (growls, counts to ten to calm down and continues) First of all, the fangirls of Sasuke, raise your hands. (pauses for hand raising) You need to leave now. There is some serious Sasuke bashing, and to avoid flames, just leave. (in creepy horror flick voice) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

REI: Also, if you are a fangirl of (whips out long list then sweatdrops) Any of these Naruto characters…

KYUU: (smacks REI) Just tell them the main ones…

REI: Ok ok… (rubs face) Itachi, Naruto…um…does Shino count in this one…? (looks at KYUU who shrugs) Ok, we'll count him, but only this one time…

(Shino pouts in the background)

KYUU: (starts to leave but remembers) ALSO! Contrary to the belief of most people after hearing about this story, we are Narutards! I know it may be hard to believe, (goes to Hypello voice) but it ish true.

REI: (nods fervently and holds up collection of Naruto things) See? We're Narutards! (they both leave the room, screaming something about Naruto and leaves Shino to his own devices)

SHINO: (sighs) of course they forgot the biggest disclaimer of all… Naruto and all it's characters belong to…Kishimoto Masashi…

KYUU: (heard Shino correcting her and runs back in to the room) HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME! (attacks from behind and starts to beat him up)

SAKURA: (poking her head into the room) And my fanboys… (waves) You might want to leave too. These two girls are really mean to me, the little—

REI: (pounces on Sakura and proceeds to beat her up then faces the audience) …Just enjoy the story…

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REI: Also, we have a website in our profile. That's the niftyful 'Special Features' section that has interviews, bloopers, deleted scenes and more. Check it out! You, the readers (and hopefully reviewers and fans) can submit questions, comments, or whatever (just please, not flames) and they might find they're way to the special features...

KYUU: And because has their policy on not putting reader responses in the chapters, you'll find those there as well...