Author Ramblings: First and foremost be warned: this has not been beta-ed. This is just a weird, random idea I didn't want to waste. Plus I can totally see this happening. I needed something to occupy myself since I'm sick, again. Sucks to be me.
Disclaimer: Blob ate it.
Wham! The Brotherhood Boys didn't even flinch at the very loud and painful-sounding noise because all it meant to them was that Toad was bugging Wanda again. You know some people just don't learn.
There was the sound of footsteps descending the staircase very loudly and fast. There was a squashing sound that came with Toad hopping. "Please babycakes! Just one date, I'll do anything!"
"Argh! Fine, you stupid amphibian boy. You finally wore me down. I'll go out with you tonight at six. But if you're not in a clean, presentable state you will feel pain like you have never experienced!" Wanda growled and stocked away. All the boys were in shock. Wanda… just agreed to go on a date… with TOAD? Toad was the first to snap out of it and proceeded to squeal with joy.
Pietro was the first to speak, "Well you got a lot of work to do. You have to be presentable by six." He was still so shocked that he was actually speaking at normal levels.
"Oh yeah," Toad almost forgot that part. "Hey do you guys think you could help me? Please?" He smiled charmingly.
The other boys took one look and them all decided, "This is going to take reinforcements, but who? Who won't freak out and would keep quiet?" Pietro snapped his fingers; inspiration had just struck him.
"Okay-you-guys-get-the-supplies-ready-I'll-bring-back-our-secret-weapon." He zoomed off. The other boys ran to collect shampoo, conditioner, sponges, toothpaste, rope, and other necessities. By the time everything was collected Toad was having second thoughts. Right then Pietro burst in with Rogue.
"Okay, what is so important that Ah drop everythang and come here?" She looked around and saw what the boys gathered and Toad's nervous face. "Oh Ah think Ah get it. Okay Pietro get meh mah mask this is gonna get messy." Pietro handed her a welder's mask except that this one was clear plastic, same design though. "Here we go." She said while holding up and toothbrush in one hand and a sponge in the other.
She corralled Toad into the bathroom. The rest of the boys put their ears up next to the door. They heard screaming, splashing then nothing.
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It was five fifty-five and Wanda was waiting impatiently in the living room. She heard footsteps and turned around, "It's about time-" She stopped because standing there was a boy with dirty blond hair in a nice-ish suit who, if you were into that and in the right light, looked kind of cute.
"Hey babe." Todd smiled and showed off newly whiten teeth. Wanda was stunned. "Ready to go? I got reservations at the new restaurant you like." Wanda just nodded dumbly and walked forward.
The lovebirds left the house and Rogue stood at the bottom of the staircase. "Ya guys soo owe meh. After all who else were yah gonna get? Who else has actually washed Todd successfully?"
"No one," came the Brotherhood's muted reply.
"That's what Ah thought. See yah boys on the flip side." She walked away from the house that she spent three months in with the feeling that she had finally done right by the little frog.
The End!
Author Ramblings continued: Well that was lamer than it was in my head. Please review and talk to me!
