Author's Note: This story is non canon to my main arc. Just a fun little story I wanted to do for the Holidays. This is also a birthday gift for the wonderful GintaxAlvissforever. I hope you all enjoy it.
Snow falling down on Smash City. People singing holiday carols and putting up decorations on buildings. The horrors of holiday to all mega stores. It was that time of the year again. Christmas time has come once again to the Smash Realm. This is the time where everyone in the mansion come together and get along with each other. Burying the hatchet on any conflicts they have with each all to have a wonderful Christmas. All the Smashers were decorating both inside and outside of the mansion. Everyone scurrying around holding lights, ornaments, ribbons. Some Smasher decorating the tree while everyone else is dealing with the living room. The only ones that wasn't participating were Corrin and Kamui.
The siblings were sitting on the couch confused on why everyone was doing what they're doing. They've never had anything like Christmas back in their world. This would be Corrin and Kamui's first Christmas, and without their family too.
"What's going on sister? Why is everyone decorating?" Corrin scratched his head.
"I'm not sure either Corrin. I've never seen everyone be so frantic like this."
Cloud came into the living room holding three boxes of decorations with Bayonetta sitting on the top of the boxes sucking on a candy cane. Cloud was struggling to hold all the boxes and Bayonetta wasn't making thing easier for you.
"Come on Cloudy. Put some muscle into it." Bayonetta teased as she slapped the box.
"You know, this would be a lot easier if you weren't sitting on top of the damn boxes."
"I'm taking my break."
"From what?! Doing nothing and letting me do all the work?!"
"Cloud. Cere. What's going on today?" Corrin asked the two.
Bayonetta gets off of the boxes and lands on the ground. The boxes began to wobble around. Cloud tried to keep it balanced but all the boxes fell on top of him. Cloud lets out a long groan in annoyance.
"Everyone is just getting prepared for Christmas darling." Bayonetta said.
"Christmas? What's that?" Corrin asked confused.
"What's Christmas?! You've never heard of Christmas before?!" Bayonetta was a little shocked.
Corrin shook his head. "We've never had anything like that back in our world."
"This would just be a normal day for us. What's so special about this Christmas?" Kamui asked.
"Well, Christmas is a considered a time for giving. A time to go out and get a gift for your special someone. Maybe something they really like." Bayonetta was obviously hinting that Corrin should get her something. Knowing Corrin, the implications probably went over his head completely. "But beside the gift giving, Christmas is when you come together and be with your friends and family. Not only that, but this is when Santa Clause comes in."
Corrin's ears perked up. "Santa Claus? Who is this Santa Claus?" Corrin was very interested now.
Bayonetta grinned at Corrin's enthusiasm. Not knowing anything about Christmas gives her a chance to tell a tale about Santa Claus. "Santa Claus is a big jolly old fat man with a white beard. He lives all the way in the North Pole along with his wife Ms. Claus, his elves, and his magical flying reindeer."
Corrin's eye glowed. "Woah! Magic?! What are reindeer?! Tell me more Cere! Tell me more!"
Kamui rolled her eyes at Corrin. "Corrin is just eating all this up. Come on now, how ridiculous can you get with this story?"
"Santa's job every year is to deliver presents to all the good little boys and girls all over the world. I also hear that if you leave cookies and milk out for him, he'll come over and eat it."
"Santa coming here?! I wanna see Santa! I wanna see Santa! He sounds so amazing! Doing such a good deed for everyone!" Corrin bounced on the couch with excitement.
"Who knows? Maybe you might get lucky and catch him before he leaves to give out more presents. However, you better watch out. You better not cry. Santa knows when you're asleep and he knows when you're awake. So better be good for goodness sake. You wouldn't want to end up like the naughty little children who get coal instead of presents do you?"
Corrin shook his head. "N-No Cere! I'll be a good boy! I promise!"
Bayonetta pet her Corrin's head. "I know you will. You're always such a good boy Corrin."
Corrin was starting to blush. Kamui rolled her eyes at the Umbra Witch. There she was flirting with her brother again. Kamui gets up from the couch.
"Where you going sister?" Corrin asked.
"I'm going to go outside and see if anyone needs help. I'm going to have to grow accustomed to this new holiday, and listening to that witch's crazy story isn't going to get me anywhere. If decorations is part of tradition, then I'll help decorate." Kamui was preparing to leave.
"Dress warm out there sister! Everyone says is very cold outside. You wouldn't want to get frozen do you?"
"I don't have any warm clothing. I'm going to have to find something." Kamui goes up to her room to try and find something warm to wear.
Cloud gets up from the floor dusting himself. "Geez, thank you so much for helping me Bayo. I appreciate your hard work." Cloud said with sarcasm in his voice.
"Oh no problem darling. Now come on, we still have a tree to decorate."
"You mean I have a tree to decorate. Because all you're going to do is sit back and let me do all the work."
"Don't worry about Cloudy, Corrin. He's what we call the Christmas grouch. The one that most likely gets coal for Christmas."
Corrin gasped. "Cloud! You need to be a little nicer if you want to get a gift for Santa!"
"I never ask for anything from Santa, but I try not piss him off so he won't beat me to a pulp." Cloud was referring to how Barret plays Santa Clause back Midgar. Cloud goes over to the tree to finish decorating it.
"Don't forget your Christmas hat." Bayonetta puts the Santa hat on Cloud. Cloud gave Bayonetta an irritated look. Whenever she's is an happy mood, she intentionally annoys the ex-SOLDIER more than usual. Cloud just sighed and continued to work on the tree.
"I'm so excited for my first Christmas! I can't wait to see Santa! I'm loving this tradition already!" Corrin smiled brightly.
It warmed Bayonetta's heart to see Corrin so excited about his first Christmas. She wanted to make it her goal to make sure Corrin does have the best Christmas he'll ever have.
"I'll make sure you have a good one darling. There is a little something called Christmas miracles. It's always something magical when it occurs. Oh, I thought to get you into the holidays. I got you this. Try it on." Bayonetta took out a red sweater with Rudolph, the Red Nose Reindeer on it and puts it on Corrin. "Squeeze his nose."
Corrin squeezed on Rudolph's nose and it started to light up red on his sweater. "Wow! I love it Cere! It's also very warm! Thank you!" Corrin hugged Bayonetta.
"No problem darling. Hey Cloudy, you done with the tree?"
"Almost. The only thing we're really missing is a star on the top. I can't find it at the moment." Cloud grumbled.
"Oh! I know what we can do!" Corrin leaves the living room for a moment. Cloud and Bayonetta were confused on what the dragon prince was planning. Corrin comes back with Rosalina's luma and gives it to Cloud to put on top of the tree. Cloud didn't really know what to think of it, but he puts the Luma on top of the tree.
The trio looked at their Christmas tree. It was a very large tree with Christmas lights all over it, ribbons, figures of all of the Smashers hanging on the branches, and a Luma on the top.
"Well...I think the tree looks pretty good." Cloud commented.
"It's perfect!" Corrin exclaimed.
"I'll have a little chat with Rosey so she won't throw a hissy fit about her Luma being used as a Christmas ornament."
Kamui was outside wearing a scarf around her neck, a giant coat, a hat, and some gloves. She could barely see with the snow blowing at her obstructing her vision. She wondered how people could go outside in this weather. Kamui looks up to the roof to see Link put lights on the rooftop with Falcon holding on to the ladder.
"Do you guys need any help?" Kamui asked.
"Hey Kamui! No, I'll be okay. I've been putting up Christmas decorations for this place when there were only twelve of us. I'm actually almost done. Once I'm done with this, I can focus on my gift for Zelda and Toon." Link said.
"Is it required to give a gift to someone in this tradition?"
"It's not really required. It's more so an excuse for people to ask for something because it's Christmas. Other than that, you're giving gifts as a thank you or nice gesture for your friends and family. Sometimes we do this thing called Secret Santa where we all draw a name from a hat and we get a gift for the person we get. It does make for some pretty hilarious moment. Hey Link, remember when you were Ganondorf's Secret Santa?" Falcon snickered.
Link grumbled. "Yeah, a Warlock Punch is definitely the perfect to give someone." He rolled his eyes.
"So Kamui, are you planning to get Cloud something? Do you know if Cloud is getting you something?" Falcon asked.
"O-Oh...Well..." Kamui looked down. Cloud didn't really show any signs of getting her anything for Christmas. The Nohrian Princess didn't have anything in particular that she wanted from Cloud, but it made her think a little. If she did ask for something, would Cloud go out of his way to give it to her? Kamui knows Cloud would, but something there was something in the back of her mind convincing her that the ex-SOLDIER would put Bayonetta before her.
Falcon sees the concerned look on Kamui face and goes up to her. The racer forgets that he was the one supporting the ladder Link was on and it began to wobble.
"Falcon! Falcon! FALCON!" Link yelled as the ladder began to fall back in fell into the snow.
"Hey hey, no need to get all down…especially on Christmas. You don't need a gift to have a good Christmas. I never get anything for Christmas. It doesn't really bother me in the slightest. All gifts don't have to be purchased either you know. You can cook him something. Maybe some Christmas loving if you know what I mean." Falcon nudged Kamui's shoulder with a smirk on his face.
"I suppose you're right about that. I shouldn't let it get to me. This is a joyful tradition and I should have a little more enthusiasm about it."
"That's the spirit! Be happy! Get into the joy and Christmas cheer!" Falcon laughed. "Hey, where's Link?"
The two looked around for the elf and sees a hole next to them. Falcon walks up to the hole and sees Link frozen in an ice block. Falcon takes Link out from the hole. Link was frozen in a position with his hand up and his face in horror.
"Hey, check it out. I got my own ice sculptor." Falcon joked. If Link could shoot a glare at the racer he would.
"I'll try and get him out!" Kamui turns her hand into a spear and starts stabbing the ice block. Link was screaming on the inside for Kamui to stop it. One mistake can lead to a lot of pain for the hero.
Falcon stopped the dragon princess from stabbing the ice block any further. "Kamui. We're not going to get Link out of there like that. It's too dangerous."
"Oh thank Nayru!" Link said to himself.
Falcon cracked his knuckles. "You gotta put more fire into it. FALCON! PUNCH!" Falcon punches Link out of the ice block and into a tree. Link fell unconscious when he collided with the tree. The snow from the tree fell on top on Link and covered him.
Kamui got a little worried about Link's condition. "Is he going to be okay?"
"Ahh, we'll just give him a heart container and he'll shake it off."
Peach has been spending most of her day in the kitchen. Christmas was always one of her favorite time of the year. Christmas is when she can go all out with her cooking and baking skills. The kitchen becomes like her temporary room with how much time she spends there. The princess had an apron over her dress and replaced her crown with a Christmas hat. She just finished baking gingerbread men. Peach takes them out of the stove and rests them on the table.
Corrin comes into the kitchen. "Afternoon Peach!" He said in a joyful tone.
"Afternoon to you too Corrin! You better hope Mario doesn't catch you in here. You know how he is when you're in the kitchen. We wouldn't want another accident like last time."
Corrin recalled himself burning the mansion down when he was trying to make cereal. He blushed in embarrassment. "I know. I'm just in a very happy mood! What are you doing?"
"Oh, I just got done baking some gingerbread cookies! They came out so well!" Peach squealed. She wipes the sweat from her head. "I'm getting a little hot from the heat in this kitchen. I'm going to get some fresh air. Corrin, help yourself to some cookies!" Peach steps out of the kitchen.
Corrin sits at the table where the tray of gingerbread men was. He sees that there were four gingerbread men. Two big ones and two little ones. One big gingerbread man was wearing a neck tie while the other had a flower on her head. Corrin saw it as like a little family. A mother, a father, the son, and the daughter. Corrin takes the gingerbread man with the neck tie and the one with the hibiscus.
"Hello my love! I have returned from my long adventures from the stove!" Corrin acted with the father.
"Oh darling! I've missed you so much! It is so good that you've come back safe and sound!" Corrin acted with the mother.
"I love you my cookie wife!"
"I love you too my cookie husband!"
Corrin pushes the two gingerbread cookies together and starts making kissing noises with them. The dragon prince giggled. Pit comes into the kitchen attracted by the aroma that was coming from the kitchen.
"Hey, Corrin. Oh! Did Peach make these gingerbread men? I love her baking! Well don't mind if I do." Pit takes the gingerbread man with the hibiscus and starts eating it.
Corrin's face turned into a very horrified expression. Seeing Pit eat the gingerbread mom was terrifying him and it felt like déjà vu for the dragon prince. Tears started to well up in Corrin's eyes.
"Stop! Stop it Pit! You monster! How could you do this?! The dragon prince cried as he held on to Pit's arm.
The angel looked at Corrin as if he's gone mad. Pit got out of Corrin's grasp. "What the heck is wrong with you Corrin?! Relax! It's just a cookie!"
Corrin picks up the small gingerbread men. "You ate their mother! Now they'll be forever alone without a mother to love and look after them!"
"If you're not going to eat the cookies then I will. You weirdo!" Pit takes the tray of gingerbread men and goes into the living room.
Corrin sat there and sobbed. That poor gingerbread family is going to get eaten alive by Pit. Dark Pit comes into the kitchen and sees Corrin sobbing. The dark angel wondered what the dragon prince was sobbing about this time. Dark Pit didn't really care to know, but he goes over Corrin to see what was wrong.
"Uhh, Corrin? What's up with you?" Dark Pit asked.
"Dark Pit! Stop Pit! He's a monster! He's eating an innocent family with no remorse! Can you please go and save them?!" Corrin pleaded to him.
Dark Pit was assuming Corrin was talking about the gingerbread men Pit was eating, but he wondered why the dragon prince was treating the cookies like they were people. Dark Pit decided not to ask about it and goes over to Pit who was sitting on the couch. He pushes his twin off the couch and took the tray of cookies. Dark Pit comes back into the kitchen with the tray.
"Well I got your cookies. I only managed to come back with two though." Dark Pit puts the tray on the table.
Only the two little gingerbread men were left. Corrin held the two cookies in his hands and sobbed. "T-These poor children. All left alone without a mommy or daddy. All they have is each other now." Corrin put the two cookies together as if they were hugging.
Dark Pit was thinking in his head that Corrin needed some kind of help. "Could you quit crying? They're just cookies. Weirdo. I'm getting out of here." Dark Pit leaves the kitchen.
Peach comes back to the kitchen and sees how upset Corrin was. "Aww, what's the matter Corrin? Almost out of cookies? Don't worry! I'm planning on making a lot more for everyone! So do not cry!" Peach raised her finger.
Corrin wiped the tears from his eyes. He then looks at one of the cookies and took a big bite from it. "I'm sorry. You just looked so delicious!"
Cloud was in Bayonetta's room sitting on her bed. The Umbra Witch wanted to show something she bought from the mall to Cloud. Bayonetta was spending most of her time showering, leaving Cloud to stay in her bored for what seems like forever. Cloud wondered why it's taking her so long to get out. He was starting to get a little annoyed.
"Cloudy darling! Have you gotten a gift for the girl?" Bayonetta asked referring to Kamui.
It never did cross Cloud's mind that he should get a gift from Kamui for Christmas. The dragon princess has never approached him to get anything for her. He wondered if he was bad for still not even considering buying a gift for her. "Well...no. It never really crossed my mind."
"Tsk. Tsk. How forgettable of you. What's next? Will you forget the anniversary?"
"Shut up. Are you almost done in there yet?! You've been in the bathroom for like an hour!"
"So impatient, and you wonder why I never bring you shopping with me. Corrin never complains."
"Why would I want to go shopping with you? Sounds boring."
Bayonetta steps out of the bathroom with hot steam coming out through the door. Cloud's eyes widened and jaw dropped at what she was wearing. Bayonetta was wearing a Santa outfit. Her breast was being compressed by her top and it looks like they could burst out at any moment. She was also wearing a very short red skirt along with stocking with a candy cane color scheme, red heels, and a Santa hat to top it off.
"What do you think Cloudy? Don't I look festive?" Bayonetta winked as she flaunted her outfit.
"Maybe I should start going shopping with Bayo..." Cloud thought as he stared mesmerized by the Umbra Witch.
"Are you just going to be gawk at me or are you going to tell me how I look?" Bayonetta teased.
Cloud started blushing and turned away from Bayonetta. "Y-Yeah...You look great. Is this your gift for Corrin or something?"
"No, but maybe I could throw this in as a little extra. I have something much bigger planned for Corrin. Not going to let you in on any of the details. Remember, what's the fun in a surprise if you're already anticipating when you're going to get it?"
"Yeah...I guess."
"You know, it would be great if I had a little elf to help me with some gift wrapping." Bayonetta grinned at Cloud as she takes out an elf hat.
Cloud groaned in annoyance. The Umbra Witch had been working him like a dog all day with no breaks. "Now I know how I elves feel when they have to make toys for the rest of their lives."
Corrin went outside in the snow. A smasher told him that he could make an angel appear in the snow. Corrin was very intrigued at the idea of making an angel appear before his very eyes. Corrin lies on the snow and moves his arms and legs upside down in the snow. Corrin stood up to see not an angel, but a giant circle.
"Oh..." Corrin frowned.
From out of nowhere, Corrin got hit with a snowball at the back of his head. He turns around to see Ness, Lucas, and Toon giggling behind a snowfort with snowballs in their hands.
"Guys! While you was just standing here laughing, someone threw a snowball at me!" Corrin whined.
"Oh really Corrin? Did the snowball look like this?" Toon snickered as he threw a snowball at Corrin's face.
"Yeah! Guys don't laugh! Someone might me be after me!" Corrin panicked.
"Corrin relax. Toon did it. We're just trying to start a snowball fight." Ness explained.
"Snowball fight? Can I play with you guys?!" Corrin asked.
"Yeah dude! Get behind the fort and let's do this thing!" Toon said.
Corrin gets behind the fort and gets himself a pile of snow. The four kids just looked over waiting for someone to arrive to them.
"It's a little difficult to find someone to hit if no one is coming out." Lucas said.
An idea popped in Corrin's head. "I got an idea!" Taking a deep breathe, Corrin started screaming. "Cloud! Cloud! I need help!"
Cloud came running out of the mansion in a frenzy. "Corrin! Is everything alright?! I heard you cry for he-" Cloud then gets hit with a bunch of snowballs.
The four kids started laughing at the ex-SOLDIER. Cloud wasn't really too pleased with how Corrin tricked him. He wipes the snow off of his face slamming the door behind him. Mario came into the living room seeing Cloud in a very bitter attitude.
"Got hit by snowballs?" Mario asked.
Cloud growled. "Yeah...Corrin tricked me and he, Ness, Lucas, and Toon pelted me with snowballs."
"Ahh, take it easy Cloud. They're just kids, they're not that bad." Mario opens the door and he gets hit with snowballs in the face as the kids laughed. Mario just slammed the door back and he turns to Cloud. The plumber had a snow beard in the shape of Santa's beard.
"Just kids huh?" Cloud asked sarcastically.
"Alright. Those little fuckers want to mess with Mario! They've got themselves a war! Come on Cloud!" Mario marches over somewhere with Cloud following behind.
The four kids were celebrating their victory for a little bit.
"That was so cool Corrin! Smart move calling Cloud over here!" Toon praised.
"W-Well, I knew he would come for me if I ever got in trouble or something..." Corrin mumbled. He really didn't think Cloud would come out. He honestly expected his sister to come out faster than Cloud, but she wasn't anywhere near Cloud…so…
"Should've seen the look on Mario's face when we got him. It was priceless." Ness laughed.
Someone let's out a whistle and the four boys peaked their heads from their forts and all four of them got pelted with snowballs. On the rooftop were Mario, Luigi, Cloud, and Sonic with snowballs next to them.
"You know what they say boys. Don't get yourselves into situations you know you can't handle. Especially if it's against Mario." Mario said with a smirk on his face. Mario uses a Penguin Suit power up. Luigi lays his brother down and gets on top of him. The brothers start sliding down the rooftop with Luigi throwing snowballs at the kids.
"Run for it!" Ness screamed. The four boys abandoned their snow fort and Mario crashes through it.
Luigi hits Lucas with a snowball. He jumps off of Mario and does a Luigi Cyclone to let out a storm of snowballs at the kids. Sonic jumps down from the snow.
"Time to school these kids about the snowball effect!" Sonic smirked. Sonic charges up his spindash and makes himself into a giant snowball. He started dashing towards Ness, Lucas, and Toon making them flee in terror.
Cloud was now left alone with Corrin and had him cornered at the front door. "No way of getting out of this one Corrin. No amount of your luck will stop me from getting my revenge." He smirked.
"L-Look! Cloud! I-I'm sorry! I really mean it! Don't hit me with a snowball!" Corrin pleaded.
"Too late dragon boy." Cloud threw the snowball at Corrin.
Corrin yells and ducks under at the last second. Cloud's face soon changed into panic. He didn't hit the door. He hit Bayonetta who just came and opened the door. Everyone froze in fear at what the Umbra Witch was about to do. Bayonetta wiped the snow from her face and snapped her fingers. Madama Butterfly's hands appeared from the ground carrying a giant pile of snow with her. All the Smashers gulped at the size of the huge snow plow.
"You want to know what wasn't cool? Hitting me with that snowball. I think you all need to chill out." Bayonetta smirked as she ordered Madama Butterfly to send all the snow down on the Smashers. Everyone held on to each and prepared for the cold impact.
All of the Smashers were now covered in snow. Bayonetta walks over to a pile of snow and grabs Corrin by the collar. Corrin's hair was now covered with snow. He gave Bayonetta a smile and shook the snow off of his head.
"That was an amazing snowball Cere!" Corrin cheered.
"Sorry you got caught in the crossfire darling. Wasn't trying to aim for you. Hey, where's Cloudy?" Bayonetta looked around the area for the ex-SOLDIER.
Cloud head popped out of the snow. He looked to see his body was trapped in two giant snowballs on top of each other. "Can someone get me out of here?! I can't move at the moment!"
Bayonetta and Corrin went up to Cloud. The Umbra Witch looked in the situation Cloud was in and an idea popped in her head.
"Hold on. Don't move Cloud. This is perfect actually." Bayonetta smirked.
"What do you think you're doing...?" Cloud feared at whatever sick idea the Umbra Witch had in her head.
Bayonetta takes off her scarf and puts it around Cloud's neck. She finds rocks along the ground and puts it on Cloud's new snow body. She puts sticks on the side of the snow. For the finishing touch, Bayonetta put a top hat on Cloud's head.
"There we go. Perfect. You make a pretty good snowman Cloud. What do you think Corrin?" Bayonetta asked.
"I love it Cere!" Corrin giggled.
Cloud just sighed in annoyance. "I give up. I've been working my ass off all day just being Bayo's mule. Now she and Corrin have turned me into snowman. I can never catch a break from these two can I?"
Night time falls. Only a few more minutes until Christmas. Everyone was sitting in the living room conversing with each other and having laughs. Kamui came into the living room with a plate Christmas cookies she baked herself. She remembered that Dwyer taught her how to bake back in her world. She's never tried to herself. She was a little hesitant on how everyone would feel about her cookies. She takes a seat next to Cloud who had a cover around him. He was drinking a cup of hot chocolate with a little extra something (liquor).
"Are you feeling okay Cloud?" Kamui asked.
"Y-Yeah. I-I'll be fine. You know, I've just working my ass off all day with no help. I got pelted with a bunch of snowballs and turned into a snowman. I can barely feel my fingers still...Bayo and Corrin. T-Those two drive me insane" Cloud hiccupped. "What's that?" Cloud sees the cookies Kamui has.
"O-Oh. I just finished bake these cookies. Would you care to try one? This is my first time baking."
"D-Do you mind feeding it to me?" Cloud opened his mouth. Kamui takes a cookie and Cloud takes a smile bite of out of it. Cloud felt a very sweet sensation in his taste buds. A small smile appeared on his face. "Kamui. This cookie is amazing!"
"R-Really? I thought I added a bit too much sugar in it, but it does make me happy that you like it." Kamui blushed.
"I loved it..." Cloud and Kamui exchanged glances at each other for a moment, but then quickly looked away from each with blushes on their face. Even if they were a couple, the two still struggled to make contact with each other.
As Kamui looked back at Cloud. She noticed that a small plant with cherries on it was hooked on to his hair. "Hey Cloud, what's that on your hair?" She pointed.
Cloud looked up at his hair. He quickly realized what was on his head and his face was beginning to turn red.
"Uh oh! Looks like we have to people under the mistletoe. You know what that means don't you Cloud? Get to kissing you two~" Bayonetta teased.
Cloud just growled at the Umbra Witch. Assuming she was the one responsible for this. He turns to Kamui was feeling very flustered. All the Smashers had their cameras out waiting for the couple to kiss.
"W-Well...If it's part of tradition then…I don't mind..."
"W-Well I mean...I'm a little drunk...My lips taste like chocolate...We don't have to if you don't want to."
"N-No. It's okay. Chocolate taste good..."
The two slowly inched close to each other and pressed their lips together. Holding their kiss for five seconds and then quickly turning away from each other with bright red faces. Everyone cheered for the couple. Corrin laughed at how everyone was reacting. Something was on his mind though. Christmas was in five minutes.
"Hey...Where's Santa?" Corrin wondered.
Suddenly, someone kicks down the front door. Everyone froze for a moment. Someone came into the mansion wearing a Santa outfit, black sunglasses, and a cigar in his mouth. He was also carrying a giant white bag. The person happened to be the Infinite One, Rodin.
"Did somebody order a Santa Claus?" Rodin said as he took the cigar out of his mouth.
All the smashers just stood in confusion at what they were seeing. A bright wide smiled appeared on Corrin's face. He jumped up in excitement and squealed with joy. Santa Claus was right in front of him. He quickly rushes up to Rodin.
"Oh my gosh! You're here! It's you! Santa Clause! I can't believe it! Cere told me you'd be here! Cere look! It's Santa! He's a lot cooler than what you described!" Corrin gushed.
Bayonetta smiled seeing her boyfriend having his Christmas wish coming true. She looked at Rodin and gave him a wink. Rodin gave her thumbs up.
"So you must be Corrin. Bayonetta has told me all about you." Rodin takes out a giant list. There's actually nothing written on it. "If I check my list up here, you're at the top as the nicest kid in the world."
"Yes! I've been a very good boy Santa!" Corrin exclaimed.
"Well then, you'll be the first to get a gift from Santa." Rodin reaches into his bag and gives Corrin a rocket launcher.
"What the hell?! You can't give Corrin that thing! He doesn't even know how to use it, let alone what it is!" Kamui yelled.
"Don't worry. He'll figure it out on his own. Kids got to learn someday."
"Wow! Thank you Santa! I love it!" Corrin hugged his rocket launcher.
"Hold on a minute. I haven't introduced you to the rest of the family." Rodin whistled.
A sleigh crashes through the ceiling. Inside of it were Jeanne, Luka, and Enzo. Jeanne was dressed up as Mrs. Clause, Luka was dressed as an elf, Enzo was stuck being a reindeer.
"Sorry we arrived here a little bit late. It's usually Santa driving this thing." Jeanne said.
"Things were a little bit rough around the edges, but we managed to get here in time to visit you all." Luka added.
"Just my fucking day! Here I was, trying to enjoy my Christmas with the wife and kids. Then I get wrapped up into this shit. Can't I just have one Christmas without you fucking up everything?" Enzo complained.
"Oh stop you're whining Enzo. We're just giving these people a loving Christmas gift." Jeanne told him.
Corrin walked up to the sleigh. "Wow! This thing is amazing! Santa rides in this?! How does it operate?"
"We use our reindeer Enzo to take care of that for us." Jeanne said
"Ahh shaddup! You could've used a jet! Could've used a car! But no! I'm stuck being a stupid fucking reindeer!"
"Don't worry about him. He's just a little cranky." Jeanne hit Enzo at the side of his head making him fall on the floor.
"Ohhh! Santa! My sister made some cookies! Cere told me you liked cookies! Sister, give Santa your cookies!" Corrin requested.
Kamui walks up to Rodin and offers him a cookie. Rodin takes a cookie and takes a giant bite. He nodded. "This is pretty good."
Jeanne and Luka got off the sleigh and took a cookie.
"Wow! This is very delicious senorita!" Luka said.
"I'd love to take a whole batch of these cookies home. Hey Enzo, you should try this." Jeanne said.
"I'm not gonna eat that sh-" Enzo's sentence was cut short when Rodin shoved a cookie in his mouth. Enzo swallowed the cookies. "This is delicious! Haha! I gotta tell Ed an Edna about this! They'd freak over these cookies!"
"I-I'm glad you liked them." Kamui blushed.
Cloud walked up to Bayonetta. "Uh, Bayo. Who the hell is that?" Cloud pointed at Rodin who was lighting his cigar with his finger.
"What do you mean Cloud? It's Santa Claus of course."
"...I didn't know Santa could light a cigar with his finger."
"It's a natural talent."
"Cooler Santa than mine." Cloud took a sip of his hot chocolate.
"I'll be heading upstairs Cloudy. I have one more little surprise to set up for Corrin. If he wonders where I am, tell him I'm in my room."
"Yeah. No problem. This was a really nice thing you did for him. Making his Christmas wish come true. It's nice to see him so happy." Cloud smiled.
The Umbra Witch smirked as a response. Normally, she would deny planning all of this for Corrin, but there was no point lying to Cloud. As a result, she could focus on Cloud instead. Bayonetta gave Cloud a kiss on the cheek. He was completely caught off guard and started to blush madly. "I know I've been working you all day, but I wanted to thank you." Bayonetta left Cloud and heads back to her room.
Rodin and everyone else were preparing to leave the mansion. "I still got gifts to deliver around the world. You all have a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
Jeanne whipped Enzo to start moving the sleigh. "Geez! Alright! Alright! I'm moving! What a day!" Enzo whined.
"Goodbye Santa! I love you!" Corrin waved. "Wow! I can't believe Santa was here! This has been the Christmas ever!"
"Alright everyone! Start opening your gifts! It's Christmas! Yahoo!" Mario jumped on to the pile of gifts. All the Smashers went under the Christmas tree getting their gifts. Everyone was laughing with bright smiles on their exchanging gifts with their friends and family.
Corrin was the happiest he's ever been. This was his first ever Christmas and Bayonetta and Cloud made it special for him. He decorated the mansion, had a snowball fight, and he got to meet Santa Claus himself. He realized that everyone in the mansion was his family now. Seeing all the smiling face just tugged on the dragon prince's heart strings.
Author's Note: Oh. I'm done yet. There's just...one more thing I need to do, and it's not esports. But hey, let's just enjoy the sweet Christmas story at the moment.
