Riiing. ...ring ...ring...rin-NIGGA PICK UP THE PHONE

Sauske groand as the daylight hit his eyes he reached for his phone and answerd

"Hello"? "Yo sauske wats good "
Sauske yawned "not shit just chillin whats good with you naruto ?

"Bruh i got this girl at the crib and she brought her friend they dead ass trynna fuck "

Sauskes eyes widened "They trynna fuck right now?!"
"Yea nigga hurry up bruh" With that sauske hung up hopped out of bed got fresh and ran to narutos crib

4 hours later

Naruto and sauske where hanging with the niggas. Kiba shikamaru choji lee neji and shino they where on kibas front pourch and they where all laughing ...everyone but sauske who was salty af

"Lol" kiba said Lee was in tears shikamaru was snikering hell even neji and shino where dead af

Why you ask? Welllllllll "Naruto hooked you up with the ugly bitch bruh "

Sauske frowned he had to fuck some ugly bitch while naruto got to hit some priestesse bitch who looked WAYYYY BETTER

"Fuck you naruto you had me hyped as shit next time you say you have some bitches call someone else ...like kiba he dont care who he fuck "

Kiba:its true

"sauske chill bruh she wont gonna let me fuck unless her friends was down to fuck and she wont even that bad nigga"

Sauske just stared "not that bad. Nigga her booty wont even sticking out that shit was stickin up "

The boys just kept laughin

"Okay okay she was ugly but she gave some amazing head you said that yourself "

Sauske sighed "that shit was A1 tho not gonna lie "

As they kept jokin on kibas porch they all stopped when they saw one of the baddest girls in konoha

She was thick. Had red hair brown eyes smooth skin pink lips nice titties i mean god dam.

The boys just looked ..."imma talk to her" Naruto scoffed "lee no you not stop lying she to bad for you "

Kiba just kept staring "bruh she smell good af like strawberries"
"look at her feet her feet nice as hell"
Shikamaru said

"look at her forehead damn i wanna just put my dick on it " naruto said

Sauske was just quite then he stood up with his sharingan on "She mine." "Yea right " they all said

Sauske just smirked and caught up with her "Excuse miss "? She turned around to look at sauske

"I just happend to be hanging with my friends when i saw you past buy i couldn't help but try and talk to you lol im sauske and you are ?"

The girl smiled "taken but nice try hun " with that she left sauske shocked he fell to the ground defeated that was until he felt a hand on his shoulder he looked up to see his fellow niggas. "Dont worry sauske " kiba said "one of us will fuck that bitch in your honer and send you nudes " kiba said as the boys nodded there heads

Sauske smiled a weak smile "yes. Fuck that bitch she cant curve all you niggas

With that they all went home only to find out the next day that orochimaru was hitting that shit needless to say niggas was pissed