Anime mix up
Part One
In the city of San Francisco on Main Street is a row of apartment buildings stood, in the apartment there lived the half demon Inuyasha his roommate Kagome a human. One day Kagome got a call early in the morning.
"Mh hello?" yawned Kagome, as she listened on the phone her eyes widened as she shook her head yes Inuyasha now standing in the doorway of a half empty fridge looking for something to eat.
" No don't worry I didn't forget…no I know…ok see you in a hour." said Kagome hanging up the phone and turning to Inuyasha who was eat what was left of the cereal.
"Kagome who was that and why did they call at five in the morning?" asked Inuyasha
" Uh Inuyasha you remember how I am going to New York for a week with Sango, Kieko, and Botan…well I kinda forgot that I had to baby-sit my cousins Soma and Kuto during the same week." said Kagome quietly
"So you're not going to New York than?" asked Inuyasha
"Oh no I'm going to New York alright." said Kagome as Inuyasha's ears twitch and she stared at him with puppy eyes
"Oh no, oh no, no no no no. Kagommeeeee I don't wannttt tooooooo I don't know the first thing about kids!" whined Inuyasha
"Sure you do you watch Shippo all the time." sighed kagome
Not really I just let him do what ever he wants to or I throw him in the river and hope he can catch up." said Inuyasha "Kagome? Kagome?"
"Don't worry I'm right here." said Kagome pulling a large suitcase behind her
"Kagome I thought you didn't leave until tomorrow!" Inuyasha said
"I uh….forgot…that uh I just need to leave just don't feed them any sugar and don't hurt them ok?" said Kagome walking out the door
"ok bye" said Inuyasha closing the door behind her and jumping on the couch eating his secret stash of candy.
Later that day the door bell rang Inuyasha jumped up opening the door stood a women with two little five year olds they stood there staring at each other Inuyasha's eyes locked on the things standing in front of them the kids eyes locked on well his ears, the only thing that stopped them from staring at each other for hours the lady spoke up.
"uh where is Kagome?" she asked
"oh uh Kagome forgot that she had to do something so she left me here… don't worry I've had plenty of experience with kids." said Inuyasha' actually it's a fox demon but she doesn't know that.'
" Alright I'll be back in a week so be good to Kagome's doggie ok?" said the lady in a baby voice
"HEY I'M NOT HER DO….." started Inuyasha
"thanks again" said the lady closing in the door
"I'm bowerd." said Soma
"really uh ok lets see um how about we play hide and seek," said Inuyasha
"YEAH!" said the boys together
"ok you two go hide and I'll count to ten ready?" said Inuyasha closing his eyes and started counting as they ran off he opened his eyes still counting jumped on the couch "FIVE,SIX…YOU GUY'S STAY HIDING, EIGHT, NINE, TEN!READY OR NOT HERE I COME!" said Inuyasha turning on the TV. A few minutes later the boys came in pretty grumpy
"You stupid you didn't come to find us!" said Kuto
"oh no I did you guys just hid really really good." lied Inuyasha
" I know I did Kuto is bad at hiding." said Soma
"Shut up Soma." said Kuto hitting him making him cry
"Hey no hitting !" Yelled Inuyasha making Kuto cry twice as loud
"WAHHHH DOGGIE HIT ME!" Cried Kuto
"WHAT I NEVER TOUCHED YOU!" shouted Inuyasha "ok Inuyasha think, think, you need to think of something …..I got it! Ok boys, HEY BOYS!" said Inuyasha making the boys stop crying " ok go into the other room I need make some calls." as the boys ran into the other room Inuyasha picked up the phone and dialed a number
"Yusuke?"asked Inuyasha
"uh hey Inuyasha what's up?" asked Yusuke
"Is Kuwabara over there?"
"uh yeah" answered Yusuke
"ok uh do you guys want to come over for all you can eat movie night?" asked Inuyasha
"hell yeah we'll be right over." yelled Kuwabara over the phone
"ok see you." 'perfect' thought Inuyasha hanging up the phone and dialing another number as another voice came on the line.
"Hi you've reached Youko I'm not available right now please hesitate to leave a message after the scream." said Youko trying to sound like an answering machine not working very well.
"Hey Youko its me Inuyasha."
"Oh no its you"
"Oh just shut up, I was wondering…" started Inuyasha
"no" said Youko
"but I haven't said anything yet."
"so?"
"grrr anyways will you help me with this project it will only take a few minutes."
"and what will I get out of it?" asked Youko
"uh….the gift of giving?" said Inuyasha
"I don't give I take." said Youko firmly
"ok fine 20 bucks."
"Make it 40."
"I'll make it 25 dollars" said Inuyasha
"30 take it or leave it." said Youko
"ok fine thirty dollars now will you come?" asked Inuyasha
"I haven't anything better to do I'll be over in a few." said Youko when Inuyasha hung up the phone and going into the room where the boys were finding them jumping on the bed eating candy and potato chips
"HEY
THOSE ARE MINE!" yelled Inuyasha grabbing them away making them
cry.
"WAHHHHH!" both boys cried
"wait no don't cry no no don't cry uh…damn it…..here ." said Inuyasha handing them the candy and chips, just then the door bell rang the boys ran to the door to open it Inuyasha grabbed both boys before they could answer the door tying the boys up so they cant get away and putting them in the closet, opening the door to find Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Youko standing there pulling them in closing and locking the door he tried to swallow the key which didn't work to well.
" ok that looks so much easier in cartoons." said Inuyasha coughing and walking over to the sink and putting it down the garbage disposal.
"What the hell is going on here mutt." asked Youko
"Yeah were is the movie and popcorn." said Kuwabara
"You all have been chosen out of all my friends to help with a project." said Inuyasha
"This isn't a game show so what is the project Inuyasha and plus we're your only friends." asked Yususke
"Wait who said I was his friend I just live next door to him ." said Youko
"ok I will ignore that last statement for now." said Inuyasha as he went to the closet opened the door and the boys fell out.
"What the hell is this?" asked Youko
"I believe its two kids tied up in a closet." said Yusuke trying to act smart
"shut up Urameshi." said Youko
"Shut up fox boy" said Yusuke
"Don't make me hurt you!" said Youko bringing out a rose
"GUYS GUYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!" yelled Inuyasha over the sound of the boys screaming.
"I want another 30 bucks for this!"
" Hey wait you are paying him!" Said Yusuke
"We want to be paid to!" said Kuwabara
" ok ok sheesh." said Inuyasha paying each of them then picking the boys up and putting them in their room and locking their door.
"Ok look Youko and I are going to go get some of that healthy stuff at the store, you guys stay here and watch the kids." said Inuyasha
"Wait why am I going?" asked Youko
" because there is no way I'm leaving you here with those kids and there is no way in hell I'm staying here with them so the only people left are Yusuke and Kuwabara and the kids are napping so they cant screw anything up." said Inuyasha
"wow you've thought this through haven't you?" said Youko surprised that Inuyasha's plan might work.
"We will be back in a few so don't touch anything." said Inuyasha walking out the door. Later after Inuyasha and Youko had gotten the stuff they need they walked in to find Yususke and Kuwabara tied and gagged, dropping the stuff they ran over and took the rags out of there mouths.
"What happened!" asked Inuyasha
"Its those brats the opened their door and attacked us!" said Yusuke
"You lost to five year olds , and I missed it." said Youko trying not to laugh but having a difficult time
"That doesn't matter where are the kids!" Asked Inuyasha
"Their gone!" said Kuwabara
"What!" yelled Inuyasha running into their room to find it empty and a sheet with knots in it hanging out the window.
