Declaimer: do we have to repeat this every time? No, I do not own any of the characters of Harry Potter nor will I ever

Information: this was written for fun. It refers to the private diaries of Hermione, Ginny, Ron and Harry. Whenever you see 'P.D' it stands for the private diary for the person who is mentioned next to it.. Enjoy!

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Secrets and scandals

Hermione's P.D

Friday 18th July

Today I was invited by Ginny to go swimming at the local beach near her house. I told her that I couldn't go because for starters I do not own one single swimsuit (due to the fact hat the growth seed that decided to finally come last year has apparently extended it's visit)

Unfortunately she didn't want to let me off the hook and wouldn't take no for an answer. Then she began coming up with these stupid lines to get me to change my mind and go.

It was something like:

G: "So what? We can get together and go shopping" (honestly that girl, any excuse to hit the shops)

Me: "I have no time, Gin"

G: "We can sew one" (Sew? I ask you!)

Me: "I'm not going to sew anything!"

G: "You can give me some money and I'll go buy you one" (what did I say about the shopping?)

Me: "We don't have the same taste" (Does it show that I don't want to go? No? Good)

Then, as the sly little fox as she is, she started with the only thing that gets my goat..

G: "Is this because you don't want to see Ron?" See? SEE!?! See what torment I have to go through? And me.. Miss Perfect-Know-It-All Granger, you know what I did? I freaking fell for it!!

Me: "Ron's coming?" (Stupid!!!)

G: "Yea, he loves swimming"

Me: "What time?" there goes all that tosh about being brainiack (A/N is that how u spell it?)

I swear I heard Ginny giggle over the phone (I told you this was over the phone right? Well Ginny was experimenting with the phone for the first time so she phoned me. Nice try for a first time actually. So proud!). She hung up after she told me it was at Half passed twelve tomorrow

I am now currently (and for the passed two hours) looking for a swimsuit that will suit me while simultaneously flatter my (newly developed) features in front of Ron. You understand?

Hell!! I don't even know why I do this for anyone. Especially Ron

Ginny's P.D

Friday 18th July

I was at dad's office today and he was telling me something about this fantastic muggle machine called telephone (or something funny like that).

So I decided to phone Hermione (coz I figured she'd be kinda lonely) and invited her to come swimming with us tomorrow. My entire family is going too and Ron's invited Harry along (probably neglecting to tell Hermione in case we have a repeat of 'the Krum situation'. In plainer words, he jealous and doesn't want other guys looking at Hermione, or even the other way round)

So if he's not inviting her, I am

Anyway,

When I phoned her to tell her (it was kinda tricky with all the buttons) she started coming up with some lame excuses, but I have to tell you; you need to hand it to her. There were some really inventive ones. Lame, yes but inventive non-the less

The one that topped them all was something like:

Me: "Herms you have to come swimming with us tomorrow" I began

H: "I cant, Gin"

Me: "But why? And don't say that, you don't that you don't have a swimsuit coz I know for a fact that you had one last year" ha! Caught her in the act (or actually before it) then for a pitiful excuse she told me something like:

H: "Yea but that was last year. I had nothing worth covering, but now I seem to have developed a pair of gigantic hills in the area of my chest that I have to cover" Yup! She said that. That or something to do with a seed (?)

Anyway

I'm like 'oh-oh time to bring in the heavy arms' so I casually brought up Ron. My dear-useful-in needed-desperate-situations, brother of mine.

Ha! That did it! She fell like a hot potato! (If that is the right expression of speech). She's probably looking for a swimsuit by now

Oh, what a persuasive little angel I am.

Well I do need my best friend with me tomorrow, when I come face to face with Harry, after what happened at the end of last year. I hope he is ok and enjoys tomorrow.

If he doesn't then I'm going to have to find a way to make him better, as the little angel that I am

Hermione's P.D

Still Friday 18th

This is just a reminder of the things I have to do tomorrow (not that it's likely I'd forget but anywho)

-Get humiliated at the beach with new (tiny, VERY tiny) swimsuit

-Get humiliated in front of Ron with new ( tiny, VERY tiny) swimsuit

-Kill Ginny (a must)

-Throw (tiny, VERY tiny) swimsuit in trash (another must)

-Kill myself

A/N so what do you think? Should I continue? It's up to you. All you have to do is review *sly grin but looks around innocently*