I don't own any GI Joe characters. Sorry. Just another piece of insanity from my demented brain for your amusement.

Come Fly Joe Air

"Guess who's on TV again?" Shipwreck called out.

"Would it be too much to hope for if it was Ozzy Ozborne?" Beach Head sighed. "I was right. It's those two idiots again. If only we could get them to take drugs instead…"

"I could prescribe some," Lifeline told him.

"Welcome once again to a special edition of Know Your Joe!" Quick Kick called out. He was in the seat in a plane next to Wild Bill. "I'm Quick Kick with William S. Hardy. But we all know and love him as Wild Bill."

"And I'm Short Fuse…for the moment," Short Fuse moaned as the camera cut to him in the back of the plane with Ripcord. "And this guy is Wallace A. Weems, better known as Ripcord."

"Well we thought that this time we'd kill two birds with one stone and interview the both of them," Quick Kick said.

"Don't say stuff like that please…" Short Fuse moaned.

"So Wild Bill ready to show us what this puppy can do?" Quick Kick asked.

"No…" Short Fuse moaned.

They watched as the plane did several barrel rolls and other stunts back in the rec. room. "Who do you think is filming this?" Shipwreck asked.

"Dial Tone," Lifeline told him. "They paid him for some extra footage I hear."

"Looks like Quick Kick likes this," Beach Head remarked. "Short Fuse on the other hand…"

"Gee I didn't think it was possible for a person to turn that shade of green," Lady Jaye remarked.

"We'regonnadie," Short Fuse moaned. "We'regonnadiewe'regonnadie…"

"Now you know why I'm glad I'm a paratrooper," Ripcord told him.

"You guys have some kind of special name don't you?" Short Fuse asked. "Something to do with angels?"

"HALO," Ripcord said. "It stands for High Altitude Low Opening."

"Really?" Short Fuse moaned as they did another loop. "I could have sworn it stood for something you guys wear after flying with Wild Bill!"

"So Wild Bill is it true that you fancy yourself to be a country western singer?" Quick Kick asked.

"Yesseree I do!" Wild Bill said. "Here's a little tune I've been trying to sell to Garth Brooks! You splattered my heart like a twelve-ton anvil! You smashed it to the ground…"

"OKAY TIME TO JUMP!" Ripcord shouted.

"I'm with you!" Short Fuse shouted.

"Wait for me!" Quick Kick yelled.

"So that's how they do it," Shipwreck chuckled and shook his head.