A/N This is a challenge given to me by my friend,
MadameAngel, who has great stories :) The rules are listed
below. This is what comes from having way too much time after a
quiz in Algebra P Hope you like! And to those who
have asked, no, I will not be continuing The Incident or The
Apprentice. They were short one-shots written when I was supposed
to be during homework :)
Luvs,
Sculptedangel
RULES
Write for 15 min
ss/hg ship
SS cannot have black, brown, or green eyes
Must mention SS's eyes
Must contain phrase: "whoa, yo, homie Jo!"
Must get "drunk" on butterbeer
Must have H.G., S.S., D.M., D.D.
Must have crazy twisted love triangle
At least one kiss
Must contain phrase: "Ha, ha, you're dumb!"
Hermione Granger was jumping on a trampoline. She was home from school, but had to go back in an hour for her apprenticeship, so she was jumping on a trampoline.
ONE HOUR LATER
"Who, yo, homie Jo!" Hermione burst into the classroom, loudly announcing her presence, only to be confronted with a madly snogging Severus Snape and Draco.
"Aaah!" She heard a high scream from behind her. "Severus, you cheated on me!" She turned only to find Dumbledore, about to faint, and in the doorway. Snape looked up, and Hermione gasped.
"Y…y…your eyes are RED!"
"Hermione dear, I love you. Would you like to get some butterbeer?" Snape asked, his red eyes shining.
"Ha, ha, you're dumb! Sure, I'll go with you!"
AT THE BUTTERBEER PLACE
"You know, I love you too Severus." Hermione said.
"I know. Kiss me!"
smooch
"Ooh!"
"Ok missy, you're done. You've gone and gotten yourself drunk on butterbeer!"
GO BACK TO SCHOOL
"You know Severus, I though you cared for me!" whimpered Dumbledore.
"Ha, ha, you're dumb. I was only using you for info to give to Voldy who just conquered the world and is rampaging across the U.S. NO ONE IS SAFE!" Severus screamed, running into a wall.
"Well, that was interesting." Hermione muttered.
"Yes, I'm afraid he gets like this when he's drunk on butterbeer."
"Ok. Kiss me?"
"No, that's Snape's job."
HERMIONE KISSES SNAPE
The End