My name is Kanaya Manypan. Dis is my storee.

SO, the other day, I was on the computer

OH MY GAWD!" I sed

I saw the picture of a clown on google and panicked- he was SOOSOOOOOO HANDOME! That was th e time I developed feelingz for ALL clown-kind. They're just so sexy now. SO. SEXY!

Anyways I have this 1 friend whos like all juggalo, and i have just founded out im totes in LURVEEEE wit dat boi! Hes just outta this world or something I cant explain it! Hiz name is Gamdee Maraca and hes the juggalou (if you didn't cach on hes the lovur boi!)

ANyways I am going to woo his precious behind to the SCHOOL PROOOMSI!

Sure, it's normally the guy who askz de gurl out but that's all good here. Buecause Im a LEZZZZBIANSSS! He'll underfand.

Anyways hes so hot and im trying to ask him out. I say "hey hansome demil! Whats up wit dat drug addiction u have, bcause it's SO HAW- I mean cool. Lyke I am." Because I was SO infatuated wid him I almost called him HAWT to his clowny face and it would have been so EMbarasSing! Htat was close!

He just luked at me and sez, "hay gurl! I know im a hansom defil yeah. Ur a bootiful she-decil! U know what? Im gonna ask u out to da promm!""

I almost fanted! The mos hansomee boy askd ME out! Me OUT! Lyke out on a DATE DANCE!1!11! 8O oh my gawd!

So I wend to the bafroom and did makeup like I always do every 5 minutz

And guess what

Just guess

VRISHKUH WAZ DERE!

"uh hi vriskaa" I said to her. Ugh! Shes EVIL. So evil dat she killed a lot of people in this school!

Actually, she didn't I just made that up she isn't that evil

Anyways

She was like "Ugh! Hi you zit".

Nvrmnd! She WAZ evul! She just called me a sit! That butt!

She was soooo evul thad she made me fall OUT of love wid someone! She sank my only tru ship- me ant ROZEEEEEEEE! (who i fell out ov lofe with)

"Vriska im just gonna let u walk rite over me lyke the rug I SO am! " I exchlaimed exhuberauntlee.

I zeriouzly don't even kno y I do dat I jus do

Anyways I farted an left hur filthy behand behand

So lyke gamfee an d I dansed and it wuz a great GREAT fance an I loved it it waz great yeah

HTE END