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"Puke Spygawker, we need you to spy on Dark Invade-her, in the name of the Fluffy Pink Puppy Empire." Ordered Emperor Puppy-time, who had had his brain transferred into they body of a fluffy pink puppy after his unfortunate "death" at the end of episode 6 and was now the MOST POWERFUL PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE! MUHAHAHA!

"Yeah like you word is like my command your like pretty pinkness."

And so our noble hero set off...WHAT?! NOBLE?! HERO?! LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK INSIDE HIS SPACE SHIP AT THE "NOBLE HERO" AND MIGHT I REMIND YOU HIS SPACESHIP IS CALLED "STUD MOBILE"

And so we see our hero inside his ship...OH MY GOSH...dancing to "I've Got Some Hot Stuff Baby This Evening" and wearing high heels, a fake minx coat, a hat with a flower in it, make-up, jewelry and kicking his leg so high that he's GOT to be doing permanent damage!

Puke arrived at Princess Lay-her's brothel...I mean...house...for a quick snack before he set off on his perilous journey to find the ruthless villain Dark Invade-her. He stopped outside to find...drum role...Dark Invade-her's ship. DAR DAR DAR DUMMMMMM

"OH...MY...GOSH! What's he doing her?"

Lay-her's giggling could be heard "Oh Darky, hehehehehehehehe"

"No Lay-her don't do it!" Puke screamed as he barged into Lay-her's room. When he entered he found Hand (going) Solo in the corner (I don't think we need to elaborate on what he was doing, hint hint.) He glanced over at Lay-her and Dark.

Lay-her giggled, "Why don't you join in Puke?"

Puke needed no think to consider his answer. "Don't mind if I do thanks."




What is Hand REALLY doing in the corner? What is this family of Jedi's REALLY getting up too? And what will become of Emperor Puppy-time and his empire. This and much more revealed if you review.
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