Wut up son? Mah name is farma joe black, and I'm hea wit my farm .. the RiJome farm. Only reason I took dis damn job was to find some hot ladddddays! Yea well anywayz, dis hea farm is numba one in da world for pot harvestin, which is wut we do all yea round, son. Oh hey.. Raquane... Mista cow ova there.. You got some lotion? I be all damn ashy ova hea...

Aiight, well, I got me some chickens, they be named Shaniqua, Tyrone, Neisha, Latoya, Oreal, Isaiah ... Tyrone got the biggest fro' tho and da nicest brush to stick in hell yea son. And o'course ah got mah homey g Raquane da cow. Yeah he one nice jigga. Got more cows, but somehow we got one white cow. Damn, son, I don't know how we got that dirty cracka from but she mad foo. Her name Annabelle, son. As you know, any brotha must have a woman, and in dis case I got lotz. I got lotsa kids, course I don't know whetha I'm da fatha or not, but who cares, no one will pay da child support for dem, so we just feed em to da chickens when we don't wanna by some food and some sht. Keisha be mah main laday, we got this thang going on, you know wit that bling bling. Course we also got Akiesha and Taina, damn those women... They mad freak. We got this mad white brotha hea but he coo.. Hi name is Matt.

Oh SON, Ja Rule be playin on da radio righ now - he got some hot sht going on... I godda go chill with Malakai now, but I be back lata! PAYCE OUT MAH BROTHAS AND HOLLA BACK NOW!