--------------------------------------------------------THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS SUPER BOWL PARTY------------------------------------------------------------------

BRAWLERS TO BE SEEN: Mario, Luigi, Link, Ganondorf, Samus, Ike, Marth, Peach, Zelda, Roy, Lucario, Sonic, Captain Falcon, Young Link, Solid Snake, Wario, Bowser, Kirby, Fox, Falco, Peach, Pit

SPECIAL GUESTS: Saria, X, Zero, Sub-Zero, Cloud, Ciel, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Ilia, Scorpion, Axl, Squall, Simon Belmont, Duo, Hero, Altair, Desmond Miles, Ezio, Dracula, Jim Ranyor, Kat, Krystal, Rei, Asuka, Shinji, Karowu, Jack Cayman, Geno, Lucy Stillman.

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Geno, Ganondorf, Samus, Ike, Marth, Roy Zelda, Lucario, Young Link, Bowser, Wario, Kirby, Fox, Ilia, Pit, Falco, Saria, Kat, and Krystal are all properties of Nintendo.

Sonic and Jack Cayman are properties of Sega.

Simon Belmont, Dracula, and Solid Snake are properties of Konami.

Duo and Hero are properties of the Bandai/Sunrise.

Sora, Kairi, Riku, Cloud, Leon, and Sephiroth are properties of Squaresoft.

Rei, Shinji, Asuka, And Karou are all properties of Neon Genesis.

Jim Ranyor is property of Blizzard Entertainment.

X, Zero, Axl, Ciel, and Iris are all properties of Capcom.

Desmond, Lucy, Ezio, and Altair are all properties of Ubisoft.

Scorpion and Sub-Zero are properties of the company once known as Midway (R.I.P. you bastards)

I take no credit for anyone used. I DO take credit for putting them in this funny ass context. XD

CURRENT TIME: Saturday before the Super Bowl

Mario was excited beyond belief when Saturday had come around. It was Super Bowl! After waiting for a whole year, the time for fun, friends, sports, had come around.

And beer! Who could forget beer?

Mario was getting ready for the Super Bowl all day. He first went out to the local Strack and Vantil, where all the supplies could be found. The place was extremely packed. People we're coming in from all over the city. Mario bought all the traditional food that a Super Bowl party: Steak, Chicken, Potato Salad, actual salad, and so much else. Mario filled up his cart quickly as many others we're reaching for everything. Espeically the Doritos. Last year's commercials with them we're so funny that everyone actually wanted to buy them. Who could ever forget the snow globe commercial where they they threw the snow globe at things? Mario got everything he could get.

After all, this year was supposed to be the biggest party the Smash Brothers ever had. So many people we're going to be there. Link had called him earlier on his cell phone saying that a lot of the people this year we're going to be inviting a lot of people. Mario told Link it was okay seeing as the party this year was going to be held at the mansion. Mario was already expecting a large party and everything was being taken care of as Mario loaded the groceries into his go-kart.

"Yeah that'sa totally fine." Mario said. "I've got plenty of room at my place. It'll be better there than at the Smash Brothers building anyway…you know that whole clear out by ten thing."

"Oh yeah; completely." Link said over the phone.

"I mean really that'sa bullshit." Mario said. "Knowing our usual party, half the people aren't even going to be able to drive themselves a home anyway. Last year Bowser was so wasted, he got stopped by the police."

"So…so was Captain Falcon." Link said.

"Yeah well see, the difference' was I saw it on news after the Super Bowl." Mario said.

"No way!" Link shouted.

Mario heard an eruption of laughter over the phone.

"I recorded it." Mario said.

"You got to show it to me man…wait…is Bowser coming this year?" Link asked.

"Yeah." Mario said.

"Even better." Link said. "Let's show it when he comes over."

Mario began to laugh as soon as Link had suggested that. It was a perfect way for Mario to get back at Bowser for winning the Kart race this year. Sure, Mario didn't mind losing, as long as the person wasn't a total douche bag like Bowser. Then it was revenge time…since Bowser wouldn't anything go and wouldn't shut up.

"When will you be there?" Mario asked.

"I'm coming early." Link said. "I figure it would be nice to have someone get everything ready. I'll bring breakfast."

"Oh that'd help a bunch." Mario said. "I'll see you when you get here."

"9 AM." Link said. "When's everyone else coming?"

"Whenever." Mario said. "Hopefully before the game…last time I trust Luigi with sending the cards."

"Oh yeah that was hell." Link said. "See you later."

Mario heard the click and then silence. Mario put the rest of the stuff in and began to drive off back to the mansion.

Mario only really needed to bring the food. Everything else was taken care of. Fox and Falco had the TV already taken care of. Music was going to be handled by Samus. Decorations we're already sent Peach earlier that Saturday. All Mario had to do was take care of the food.

Mario got home as quickly as he could. The Go-kart punched through the portal that took him to the different worlds and such. Mario drove his Kart into the garage of the mansion. Luigi was there waiting for him.

"Brother!" He said. "Your back! Did you get…"

Mario reached into his shopping bag and pulled out a box that said "Chicken in a Biscuit." Luigi took the box and began to hug it like a stereotypical fangirl, before opening the box and beginning to chomp down on them delicious chips of awesomeness. Mario on the other hand got the grocery bags out and began to move them into the house. Mario took each of the bags along with Luigi (who somehow found a way to eat the chips still). As soon as Mario and Luigi got all the food in the room, they got all the food out. Mario went over the cooking untensils section and pulled out several of them. After getting several of the tools, a traditional chef's hat, and pots and pans, Mario looked at Luigi.

"It'sa game time." Mario said.

Within the hour, Mario and Luigi began to prepare the food. All of it needed to be cooked, grilled, seasoned, and or otherwise. Mario marinated the chicken with spices, wine, and many other ingridents. Luigi prepared the meat for the burgers to be grilled tomorrow, and got all the drinks ready. It was going to be a huge party. Mario put all the drinks in the fridge. But there was still plenty of food to go to. Unable to complete all of it, Mario and Luigi decided to get all the food done tomorrow when Link would arrive. That way they would have some help. Besides and adventurer should know how to cook anyway. And a little exotic meal would be nice for a party setting anyway. Mario prepared as much as he could. Mario and Luigi decided it was time to sleep at about twelve. Mario and Luigi went up to their rooms and feel asleep shortly after.

Alright heres the intro for my story, in honor of the Super Bowl. I hope everyone will like this idea. We're not at the actual game yet so don't expect anything funny until then.