Wanna know the truth? Well, TOO BAD!!!! HAHHAHA! Just playing with you, I actually started this before summer and now it's autumn and I finally got back to it!
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"BAAAAD IMAGES!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAD IMAGES!!!!" Shinimegami screamed, running about the room holding her head. What caused her outburst was the gun-toting Duo, running around the living room with water balloons stuck down his shirt.
"What?" Duo asked, looking down at his Halloween costume.
"GUESS! YOU LOOK LIKE LAURA CROFT!!!" She screamed, shielding her eyes and pushing Duo up the stairs.
"Awww... I thought you couldn't guess..." She, er, I mean he walked upstairs sulkily.
"ONNA!!!" Wufei screamed, stomping into the room from the kitchen. Two voices answered him at once.
"Yes?" Cornflower and Shinime said in unity. He glared at both of them.
"You," He said, pointing to Shinime, "Where is my sword?"
"I don't know. Ask her." She said, pointing to Cornflower.
"I don't know, ask HER!" Cornflower yelled, pointing to the person who was coming down the stairs.
"DUO!!! CHANGE, GOD DAMMIT!" Shinime screamed. Duo turned back around and went upstairs again.
"What're you going to be for Halloween?" Cornflower asked Wufei. He blushed, and looked at the floor.
"N-n-nothing..." he stammered.
"Well, you're pretty good at being that already." Shinime muttered. Wufei was about to chase her around the room but he glanced at Cornflower and thought better of it. He cleared his throat and spoke, "I am not going unless the other Onna goes." He pretended Cornflower wasn't there.
"Oh, too bad, Wufei. She's going trick-or-treating with us too," she snapped her fingers in mock irritation, "I guess that means you're coming!"
Wufei looked beaten as he walked away. Cornflower looked at Shinime in shock.
"I never said I'd go!" she whined. Shinime smiled.
"Then we can coordinate your costumes! C'mon!" she said, pulling Cornflower behind her. She brushed past Duo on the stairway, who was still trying to get downstairs in his costume.
"Duo! Change!"
"But I dun wanna!"
"It's not Halloween yet!"
"So?"
"Do you think that costume's any better than 'Duet'?" (see 'Duo's big Fear')
"YES!"
"Would it be a compliment to say you look just like her?"
"Um.... YES!"
"Are you gonna change?"
"YES! Wait, no!"
(I was originally going to end it here.)
"TOO LATE!" She yelled as she dragged Cornflower into her room. She set the Ki-lin pilot on her bed.
"Well?" she asked in a rather duo-like manner.
"Well what?" she replied.
"What do you wanna be?"
"I don't know!"
"Think!"
"I still don't know!"
"What have you always wanted to be all your life?"
"Um... a man-eating plant so I wouldn't have to put up with Duo?"
"Haha. No, really."
"Free from this hellhole."
"C'mon!"
"Is it just me, or are you just trying to minimize the scrollbar in a small amount of time?"
"Fine, I'll end this story right now."
"I know you. You wouldn't. I bet if you got into a 'Yes' 'no' argument with Duo this'd last five pages!"
"No it wouldn't!"
"Yes it would!"
"No it wouldn't!"
"Yes it would! ARG! Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
"This!"
"Why?"
"Because it's annoying the reader!"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't!"
"YES IT- AGH!!! Stop!"
"What?"
"Okay, if you aren't going to end this I will."
"You can't do that! I'm the author!"
"So?"
"WELL YOU JUST CAN'T DO TH-"
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Shinimegami: Why did you do that?!
Cornflower: Because I can.
Shinime: No you can't!
Cornflower: Yes I can! AGRG! Shut up already! *storms out of comic relief text* (wait, can you storm out of text?)
Shinimegami: Whatever! Oh, and I have another favor to ask of you lovely readers!!
Duo: Not again...
Shinime: What couple costume should Wufei and Cornflower dress as? Mail me the ideas, the funniest ones win! (and no, Cornflower, you have no say in this.)
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"BAAAAD IMAGES!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAD IMAGES!!!!" Shinimegami screamed, running about the room holding her head. What caused her outburst was the gun-toting Duo, running around the living room with water balloons stuck down his shirt.
"What?" Duo asked, looking down at his Halloween costume.
"GUESS! YOU LOOK LIKE LAURA CROFT!!!" She screamed, shielding her eyes and pushing Duo up the stairs.
"Awww... I thought you couldn't guess..." She, er, I mean he walked upstairs sulkily.
"ONNA!!!" Wufei screamed, stomping into the room from the kitchen. Two voices answered him at once.
"Yes?" Cornflower and Shinime said in unity. He glared at both of them.
"You," He said, pointing to Shinime, "Where is my sword?"
"I don't know. Ask her." She said, pointing to Cornflower.
"I don't know, ask HER!" Cornflower yelled, pointing to the person who was coming down the stairs.
"DUO!!! CHANGE, GOD DAMMIT!" Shinime screamed. Duo turned back around and went upstairs again.
"What're you going to be for Halloween?" Cornflower asked Wufei. He blushed, and looked at the floor.
"N-n-nothing..." he stammered.
"Well, you're pretty good at being that already." Shinime muttered. Wufei was about to chase her around the room but he glanced at Cornflower and thought better of it. He cleared his throat and spoke, "I am not going unless the other Onna goes." He pretended Cornflower wasn't there.
"Oh, too bad, Wufei. She's going trick-or-treating with us too," she snapped her fingers in mock irritation, "I guess that means you're coming!"
Wufei looked beaten as he walked away. Cornflower looked at Shinime in shock.
"I never said I'd go!" she whined. Shinime smiled.
"Then we can coordinate your costumes! C'mon!" she said, pulling Cornflower behind her. She brushed past Duo on the stairway, who was still trying to get downstairs in his costume.
"Duo! Change!"
"But I dun wanna!"
"It's not Halloween yet!"
"So?"
"Do you think that costume's any better than 'Duet'?" (see 'Duo's big Fear')
"YES!"
"Would it be a compliment to say you look just like her?"
"Um.... YES!"
"Are you gonna change?"
"YES! Wait, no!"
(I was originally going to end it here.)
"TOO LATE!" She yelled as she dragged Cornflower into her room. She set the Ki-lin pilot on her bed.
"Well?" she asked in a rather duo-like manner.
"Well what?" she replied.
"What do you wanna be?"
"I don't know!"
"Think!"
"I still don't know!"
"What have you always wanted to be all your life?"
"Um... a man-eating plant so I wouldn't have to put up with Duo?"
"Haha. No, really."
"Free from this hellhole."
"C'mon!"
"Is it just me, or are you just trying to minimize the scrollbar in a small amount of time?"
"Fine, I'll end this story right now."
"I know you. You wouldn't. I bet if you got into a 'Yes' 'no' argument with Duo this'd last five pages!"
"No it wouldn't!"
"Yes it would!"
"No it wouldn't!"
"Yes it would! ARG! Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
"This!"
"Why?"
"Because it's annoying the reader!"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't!"
"YES IT- AGH!!! Stop!"
"What?"
"Okay, if you aren't going to end this I will."
"You can't do that! I'm the author!"
"So?"
"WELL YOU JUST CAN'T DO TH-"
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Shinimegami: Why did you do that?!
Cornflower: Because I can.
Shinime: No you can't!
Cornflower: Yes I can! AGRG! Shut up already! *storms out of comic relief text* (wait, can you storm out of text?)
Shinimegami: Whatever! Oh, and I have another favor to ask of you lovely readers!!
Duo: Not again...
Shinime: What couple costume should Wufei and Cornflower dress as? Mail me the ideas, the funniest ones win! (and no, Cornflower, you have no say in this.)