I can't really ask you to reveiw.. but please do!!!!
Diclaimer- If Hp was mine, do you really think I'd be here?
I was a muggle that went to Hogwarts.
I got through the barrier and made it on the train.
I fooled the sorting hat and was put in Ravenclaw.
I went out with Neville because we were both stupid.
Luna was jealous so she tried to hex Neville but it made him smarter.
He went out with Hermione.
Ron was with Cho and Harry was trying to decide between Luna and me.
I gave Harry cover-up to put on his scar so he kissed me.
Cho killed Harry and Ron said that was ok because he never really liked him anyway.
I went out with Draco to get information for Flitwick who was giving me chocolate frog cards.
I killed Draco who was Vody the whole time. Snape was Voldy the whole time. (DracoVoldySnape.)
Everyone was sad but I let Sirius eat the body and put the rest in the Whomping Willow for fertilizer.
Then I woke up and started laughing.
(PS- A few days prior, I had a dream where Snape was teaching birth yoga on flying carpets. Yes I do have a sick and strange mind, thank you for asking.)