FF8 life

By: The Entertainer

Chapter 1

"Go Away!"

Rinoa- Zell, will you give me my make-up please!

Zell- Sure.

(Zell picks it up)

Zell- Pineapple red?

Rinoa- God Damnit! Don't read it!

Zell- What's the big deal!

Rinoa- It's private!

Zell- Oh, yeah, very private! Look at me, I wear make-up! I think no one should know because I'm a bitch!

Rinoa- Dumb ass.

Zell- What now, "princess"!

Rinoa- I just recorded you!

Zell- Oh really, where's the tape recorder?!

Rinoa- Right here!

(Rinoa rewinds the tape)

Rinoa- Now I'll play it for Selphie, Squall, and, other people!

Zell- You probabily don't know how to work the damn thing.

Rinoa- Listen!

(Rinoa pushes play)

Tape- "So, Rinoa, you like apples?" "Oh yes dan!" "Kiss me Rinoa!" "Umm, I don't know how to kiss." (Dan walks away) "No! Don't leave! I can learn! Don't leave because I'm a hopless ass! Ok, I am pretty hopeless, I admit it! I can't do anything without my teddy bear! Fine, leave you damn asshole! What's this? A tape recorder, how to you work the damn thing? I remember.. (Rinoa pushes stop)

Zell -_-

Rinoa- Umm, well, you see, I can make my own, then he, SHUT-UP!

(Rinoa runs away. The doorbell rings)

Zell- Go away anoying bells in my head!

Rinoa- (Yelling) It's the door you dumb ass!

Zell- Wanna fight door?

Rinoa- What a loser.

(Zell punches the door. It falls, and Squall is on the other side)

Zell- HEY SQUALL!

Squall- Umm, Zell, why did you, nevermind, where's Rinoa?

Zell- You mean smart ass?

Squall- Whatever you want to call her.

Zell- Shes' in her room, crying like a baby!

Squall- The tape recorder again?!

Zell- Yep.

Squall- God Damnit, she really needs to get over it.

Zell- Go talk to her, I hate her, so I wont talk to her.

Squall- Whatever.

(Squall walks in)

Squall- You'll never get that recorder to work if you hit it on the table.

Rinoa- I know, but, I, hate, this, thing!

(Rinoa beats it till it breaks)

Rinoa- GOD DAMNIT!

Squall- Oh well, just came by to give you your necklace back.

Rinoa- Thanks, why did you need it again?

Squall- Umm, nothing, nothing important!

Rinoa- Ok, well, I'm making dinner!

Squall- Gotta go!

(Squall runs home)

Rinoa- Humph, maybe he had gas again.

Zell- Hey Rinoa, come here!

Rinoa- What now!

(Wit for chapter 2, OH MY GOD!!!)