AN: Well this is sort of an experiment of sorts, been watching way to much anime recently and this started to form as well as something similar that I'm writing for a friend as a gift. I don't know if I want to continue this, but I have a few ideas for this as an alternate timeline. This will be a prologue and sort of start at the middle and then jump back to the start and head back through, first telling how it reached this point and then continuing from there. And the GT part of the title is more because of how the tale will work, the real Grand Tour starts here.

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Buffy and friends tried to keep Glory back, but they weren't doing a very good job of it. It felt far too much like what had happened a few years earlier. Xander had charged in to help Buffy stop Angelus and had been swept away by Acaltha as he tackled Angelus.

She took a hit and went flying into Faith as Giles dropped one of the insane hellgoddess' minions while trying to clear a path to Dawn.

Dawn was cut and the portal was opening, but suddenly Glory spun to face the maelstrom just before it vanished in an explosion of raw power.

A humanoid figure hovered there in it's place wearing all loose black clothing and a pair of sapphire shades on the tip of his nose. Long, dark hair dangled down to his waist, a fur covered tail the same color as his hair dangled from beneath a metal studded leather trench coat.

"Looks like I got here just in time," he commented as he moved from a relaxed position to cracking his knuckles and popping his neck, "Because I really need to work out some aggression!"

A primal scream erupted from his lips as his eyes began to glow emerald as a golden aura surrounded him, his hair standing on end, flashing pure white.

"No way!" Glory gasped seconds before the being began it's assault.

Seemingly materializing directly in front of the blond maniac to deliver a blow that sent the goddess skywards only to disappear again to knock her back to the ground.

"Pathetic," he laughed as Glory smashed through a pile of rubble and skipped twelve times through the city, "I thought that perhaps a deity would present at least as much of a challenge as some of my sparring partners."

"How dare you!" Glory roared at him as he shot towards her, but she felt the damage and knew fear for the first time in her life.

She lashed out and the entity didn't even bother dodging, letting her impact.

The laughter she got along with her now broken hand was unnerving.

"Tell you what," he said with a sadistic and evil smile, "If you can survive my next attack, I'll let you go."

The blond lunatic started running as energy started to collect around the being that was facing her.

"KA...!"

"Holy shit!" Dawn yelled as she escaped the minions and started looking for cover.

"..ME...!"

"Goddess," Tara gasped at the lightshow.

"...HA...!"

"No way!" Faith stammered at the hurricane of energy cascading all around them blowing rubble away.

"...ME...!"

"Good lord!" Giles said as he dragged Dawn under cover.

"...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The blast accelerated consuming everything in its path in total destruction.

Glory froze in the face of her imminent annihilation, and screamed in pain and outrage before she was forever silenced.

"What the hell was that?" Riley stammered as he lowered his weapon staring at the utter destruction that led from the figure for nearly a mile in a straight line, then he turned to the being as it's power seemed to drop and it's hair turn black once again, "And who the hell are you?"

"A friend who just found his way back," the man responded as he grinned and carefully pocketed his shades, "Took a while and some help from unlikely sources."

He spotted Anya and smirked, "And I think a friend of mine mentioned that I should remind you that you owe him a couple thousand plus interest because of some bet you made with him a few centuries ago."

"What friend?"

"He currently goes by the name of Alucard, he was a sparring partner a couple worlds back."

"Erm," Giles said as he staggered up to the gathering group.

"Yeah, G-man," the dark haired one answered with a smirk.

"G...Xander?" he stammered out a moment later.

"Bingo," the returned one laughed, "Took a half dozen or so dimension hops and some help from friends I've met along the way."

"And the tail?"

"The first world I ended up in had an alien race called the Saiyans, and there was an entity that would grant a few wishes to those who collected seven items called Dragonballs, I couldn't return directly because of how I left, it messed with the boundaries between universes, all I know about that part is that I got separated from Angelus and woke up on that world."

"And?"

"I learned the martial arts there, but I couldn't match the raw power of some of my friends there, Vegeta did say I was rather good for a human though, but I wished I could have that power and a way to go to other dimensions to find a way back," he laughed, "And thus started the greatest adventure I've had yet, but.." his stomach growled... "Food first."

"If you tell the tale, we'll pay," the former watcher stated.

"Donuts then, though I've got to pay Vash back for getting me hooked on them, well, them and salmon sandwiches."

"Huh?"

"Better than blood like Seras and Alucard," he responded, "Let's go eat!"