(i would like to say that um this is my first fanfic. so please go along with this and may i add that i have no sell cheak so for give me for any misspellings thank you)

Beko: welcome to KAPFF kool anime people for fun

Umi: um dont you mean kidnapping anime people for fun

Beko: shut up the people backstage don't know that

Sanzo: so who do we have today eh Beko

Beko: we've got handsome Ryu!

Sanzo: wait which one there's four cute ones

*Beko wacks Sanzo with the mighty paper fan*

Beko: Ryu2 baka this is not a bachaler show!

Umi: um ok we've paid highly for random people to hunt down and catch him

Sanzo: um aren't those called "bounty hunters"?

Umi: um no these are special different kind of hunters that is what they said on their ad in the paper

*men in black known as agent J and K come in to drag the struggeling Ryu*

agent K: ma'm if you need anything else with aliens make sure you call the right people

Umi: um but he's not an alien

agent K: thats right ma'm there is no alien

*both men in black walk of stage*

Sanzo: thats it I'm choosen the next people to do the kidnapping

Beko: oh my gosh he's even cuter live!!

*Ryu nails the chair as he tries to excape*

Umi: shut up you're frightening the poor boy

Sanzo: hehe so Ryu all you have to do is answer our questions in any way you can and you'll be home free but do to the fact we know you don't speak we are well prepared hahaha

*points over to all the interpriters*

Sanzo: hahaha I just love it when I plan ahead

Umi: oor we can just bribe him to speak

Beko: what how are gonna do that?

Umi: with this

*pushes a button out of nowhere*

girl in bunny suit: an all expence paid 5 week stay at this lovly 5 star fishing hoooole

*Ryu's eyes widen and drops his mouth open*

Beko: oh wow you're good real good

Umi: I know

Ryu: wow

Sanzo,Umi,Beko: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH how cute he really talked Way!!!!!!!!

girl in bunny suit: we'll be back in a few