A/N: This was a contest entry for the Naruto100 Community on LJ, where the challenge was "Jutsus Gone Wrong!" I ended up winning. Go me! XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
"Do you think this is a good idea, Gai-sensei?" Lee asked uncertainly, watching Neji crouch low, defining his Jyuuken position against his teammate, Tenten.
Gai grinned. "Yes, it is a wonderful idea! To work as a team completely, you must be able to withstand your own teammate's attacks!"
Lee nodded. "But sensei, what if Tenten gets hurt?"
Gai waved his hand as if swatting a fly. "Neji won't hurt her."
Lee stared at Neji, whose eyes showed the familiar glint of a determined ninja. "Uh, sensei…"
"Quiet, Lee! They are to begin!"
Tenten rocketed herself in the air, letting twenty kunai fly lose from her skilled hands. Neji blocked them effortlessly, spinning to face her when she landed. Tenten, not the least bit deterred, leapt backwards to keep away from the 64 Hands of Hakke she'd seen so much of. Neji, of course, being the star ninja he was, predicted where she was going to escape to, and beat her to it. With a firm push he spun her around and immediately launched into his deadly technique, too quickly for Tenten to stop it.
She was propelled backwards, but Neji followed quickly, his hands resuming the familiar jabs to her tenketsu.
Gai noticed Neji was in a stance unlike that of the 64 Hands. With his current positioning, he had to be using the 128 Hands. Gai grimaced and made a note to give Neji a stern talking-to later on.
Neji struck twice, then four times, spinning around to strike her middle eight times, catching her around her back sixteen times, then up around her front for the 32 strikes when Tenten suddenly growled severely.
Neji almost stopped his movement. He made a move to attack again but found that his hands would not move. He looked down, his Byakugan-activated eyes wide in surprise when he saw Tenten's hands wrapped firmly around his wrists.
All movement stopped. Lee uncovered his eyes when he heard the rustling of the grass cease. Gai gaped openly.
Tenten, a look of supreme fury on her face, held Neji's frozen hands in a rather uncomfortable spot. Neji's fingers were extended in Hakke-position to close the tenketsu in her chest, which just happened to be right underneath her breasts.
Neji swallowed. He carefully looked up at Tenten sheepishly, removing his hands from her viselike grip (which took more of his strength than he'd like to admit) and backed away.
Tenten glowered. "Neji...you…pervert."