A/N: This has literally been driving me insane. If you haven't heard 1/13 Kuroro Lucifer's character song, go listen. Now. Or Hisoka's, or Kurapika's. But mainly Kuroro's. I've been fangasming all day because of it. Also, I'm not sure which spelling to go with. I like the look of Chrollo better. Future chapters will be longer, trust me.

Hunter x Idol

The pathetic plot

They were known as a djinn by some. Was it three wishes? Or perhaps one. Either way, a genie's lamp, priceless in nature, was to be used as a prize… for singing.

Rich collectors huffed or bumbled about, furious at such a condition, but according to the archeologist who discovered it, the genie would only serve a new master if he or she had a good singing voice. And so, a stage was set up in York New's largest concert hall.

The contest would be held in one month, enough time for someone to learn a song and prepare.

Though, one may be wondering, couldn't someone just steal it? Or perhaps they would be wondering if the whole thing was an elaborate hoax to get money.

Well that had been revealed to the world, on camera of all things, to prove how authentic it was.

The Phantom Troupe, also called the Spiders, failed to steal it.

Security around the item probably wasn't even suitable for a town bank. So, while on camera, the now infamous Feitan slit the poor guards' necks and attempted to grab the item. This backfired when the lamp shook violently, and a blue man wearing a business suit popped out, frowning.

"No. Cheating." Was all he said before returning life back to the guards and swooping back into his gold, jewel decorated home. And so, the world was aware of this legendary item and people from far and wide sought to win it.

What happened to Feitan? Oh, the guards just shrugged and pretended like the short man wasn't there. Unfortunately every time that happened, he killed them, and the genie brought them back to life. After the third time, the blue man had gotten fed up and teleported him back to Phantom Troupe's hide out.

He was a genie, so he could do that.

And thus, the lamp caught Chrollo's interest even more. And Gon's, and Killua's, and Leorio, Kurapika, Hanzo, Machi, Tonpa, Wing, Zushi, Illumi, Hisoka, and even those who didn't have a singing voice.