Disclaimer: I do not own Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Winner,
Dilandau Albatou, Gatty, Chesta, Dallet, Gene Starwind, Jim Hawking, Fry,
or Bender. Nor do I own villain Fem Fetale from Powerpuff Girls. I don't
own Naomi. Okay, I own nothing.
"So… What're we gonna do now?"
Heero was staring at the ceiling. Popcorn littered the floor around him and his chair.
"I donno. We spent the last ten hours playing Final Fantasy video games."
Gatty was also fairly bored. Jim and Fry were still playing video games in front of the big screen television. The room was fairly big, with nice grayish speckled carpet and flowery designs on the wallpaper. There were a few couches, a microwave, the TV, an N64, PS2, Genesis, GC, a computer, and a few chairs around the computer. The computer was on a nice computer desk. Then there was the stereo. There were also some coffee tables for keeping drinks on. Oh, and also two fridges. One fridge was for the soda for the kids, another for Gene, Fry, and Bender's beer.
"Hey, look, someone changed the channel."
"What, Heero?"
"Never mind, they are just playing Super Butoden 3."
"Yep."
"Yep."
Gatty and Heero were the only ones talking. Dilandau, Duo, and Dallet were sitting on the computer, talking to hot chicks.
"Internet chicks are hot."
"Oooohhhhh yeah, you got that right, Duo."
"At least the other ones who are ugly aren't here talking to these chicks with us."
"Yup." Said Dilandau.
They had a webcam all set up and were chatting with some girl from another place who said her name was Naomi.
"So… You got a boyfriend?"
"Yeah, sorry boys, his name is Brad."
"Oh you mean that guy who pilots the Shadowfox?"
"Yeah, that's the guy."
"We all pilot things kinda like that, I pilot Deathscythe, it is a mecha."
"And I pilot Oreades, it is a red guymelef."
"Yeah, I pilot a plain Guymelef, but it is still cool. It is called an Alseides."
"That's interesting, I wish I could meet you three in person."
"It wouldn't take long for you in your zoid to get here."
"Hey, you're right."
"Come on over, we aren't doing anything here."
As they finished that conversation they brought up a new chat window to talk to someone named Feye. In the background Heero and Gatty were still complaining about being bored.
"Someone turn on the stereo, the sounds of the video games are getting boring."
"Alright, Heero, whatever you say."
Chesta got up from a couch and went to the stereo to turn it on.
"Hey, I like this music."
"Really? I think it is crap."
"Nonsense."
Chesta began to rock out to the melodic sounds of "Bye Bye Bye". Everyone shuddered. Gene got up from lying down on his couch and went over to Chesta. He smacked him over the head with his beer bottle. Then he changed the station to some punk.
"Ahh… New Found Glory, now this is music."
"Come on you guys, why can't we just get along?"
"Shove it Quatre."
"I'm just trying to be nice, Gene."
Jay tried to comfort Quatre.
"Oh, don't listen to that goof, he's all talk. Oh! How do you like THAT Fry?!"
"Wow, you're good at this game."
"I'm good at anything electronic."
Jay and Fry were really getting into the game. Gene went back to the couch to lay down and drink. Bender was passed out on the floor on the other side of the room with beer bottles scattered all around him.
"So… Gatty… What's there to talk about?"
"I donno."
Heero and Gatty were still searching for a topic.
"The boredom is excruciating."
"Tell me about it, Heero."
Just then the door opened.
"Naomi?"
"HA! Men! What is wrong with you all? Gimme all you Suzanne B. Anthony coins!"
"We don't have any."
"And look at this! You are all men here!"
"Nuh uh."
Fem Fetale scanned the room.
"Actually, yes, you are all men. Hah! MEN!"
"No, there's Chesta."
Chesta was insulted. Fem Fetale slowly back out of the room, a bit scared of the freaky little anime characters.
"That's right, don't want you here when Naomi gets here!"
Gene drunkenly asked, "Who was that?"
"I donno."
Back at the computer…
"Yeah, so Feye, you wanna come over, we could have a grand old time."
"You know, Dallet, I would like that. I'll get my ship and be over."
Duo was happy that he would soon have Feye Valentine and Naomi Fluegel in his home.
"Man, this is gonna be crazier than a bag full of wild chipmunks."
"What's that, Duo?"
"Yeah, you heard me, Dilandau."
"Actually, that IS pretty crazy."
All the boredom was getting to their heads… especially Heero and Gatty's.
"So…"
"Yeah…"
"So…"
"Yeah…"
Heero snapped his fingers.
"THAT'S IT!"
"What is?"
"I… I kinda forgot."
"Oh."
All of a sudden the doorbell rang.
"I got it, since it IS my house."
Duo headed to the door. It was Naomi. Gene tried to look at the door. His eyes went wide and he thought to him self "DAMN, she's fine!!!"
Gene was like "hey wait a sec, aren't all these people just like fifteen or so?" He then, in his drunk mind, got up and approached Naomi.
"You know, they are all just like, fifteen."
"Oh."
Naomi forgot all about Brad.
"Gene… Gene Starwind?"
"Yep, that's me."
They disappeared upstairs.
"So… My dream hottie just went off with Gene."
Duo sighed as he went back to the computer. They all heard ship engines shutting off in the background. Then the doorbell rang again. This time Feye was at the door, and Dallet had answered.
"You know, you aren't as hot in person as you were over the screen, however, Duo, is much hotter."
"Minus one hottie for another."
Heero drooled. Gatty did the same.
"So… Feye… You wanna make out, or what?"
"Sure."
Heero has a face of disbelief and Dallet a face of sadness.
"What about me?"
"You know, Feye, they call me the God of Death."
"Oh."
Feye and Duo moved to a couch where they just sat and made out.
Heero spoke up.
"Hey, someone turn down the lights, I don't like looked at that."
"No, no, it's Feye Valentine."
"Gatty, as true as that is, I don't want to see Duo making out with her."
"That… is true. Chesta, turn off the lights, but not all the way."
"Yes, sir."
Dilandau was laughing his ass off.
"So Chesta is Heero and your little bitch, eh? HAHAHA!!!"
Chesta dimmed the lights.
Dilandau announced something.
"Hey, Rei Ayanami is coming over. She is gonna be with me, don't any of you screw this up!"
The doorbell rang. It was too soon for Rei to be there so Dilandau didn't get up. Instead Gatty and Heero made Chesta get it.
"Yeah, bitch."
Chesta got the door. It was Relena. He shut the door on her.
"Who was it?"
"Oh, just Relena."
Heero grinned.
"Actually, let her in, Gatty, now we have something to do."
"Heero, but Relena is ugly, I don't wanna really do THAT to her."
"No, no, kill her, not take her to bed."
"Oh."
"Okay, Chesta, let her in."
Chesta opened the door.
"Sorry Relena, come on in."
"It's okay. Hello Heero."
"Yeah, hi Relena."
Gatty and Heero got up. They were both grinning. They then brought the clueless Relena into another room. They came back out to the main room after a gun shot was heard.
"Okay, back to being bored."
"I guess so…"
"I finally killed her."
"Yep."
They sat down in the couch chairs again.
"So…"
Then the doorbell rang again. It was Rei. Dilandau and her also went up stairs.
"Another one of us gets lucky."
"Damn."
Heero and Gatty were just sitting there eating popcorn. It was now about one in the morning. Jay and Fry were STILL playing video games.
"I'm really bored, so I'm just going to go to sleep."
"Alright, sounds good to me."
Heero and Gatty were soon asleep in their separate chairs. That's right, they are NOT sleeping together. Quatre and Chesta went over to the computer to see what Dallet was up to.
The girl that Dallet was talking to was all of a sudden stunned. She saw something behind Dallet, and she bit her lip, blushing. Dallet thought she was blushing about him, but it was Quatre.
"Sure is hot…"
Dallet once again thought she was talking about him.
"I know."
The girl looked at Dallet, now thinking he was gay, and losing interest completely in him. Now her focus turned completely to Quatre.
"Hey, Quatre, you are so hot, want me to come over?"
"Yeah sure, I'm at Duo's house, what's your name?"
"Yukari."
"But what about ME?"
"Sorry, but you are gay."
"I AM NOT!"
Dallet was once again forgotten about. In ten minutes Yukari showed up at the door. Quatre greeted her. Duo and Feye were still making out, only now they were both half undressed.
Quatre sat down with Yukari at another couch. They immediately started to make out. Chesta and Dallet looked sad.
"When do we get girls?"
"Well, earlier they were calling me a girl, that makes me sad as well as not getting a girl."
"I'm sorry Chesta."
"No, I'm sorry Dallet."
They both held out arms ready for a hug. They leaned into each other and exchanged a kiss… horrifying, isn't it?
In the background Duo and Feye were now fully undressed but had a blanket that Duo had found over them. Dallet was sad he was not in Duo's place.
"Stupid moans. Duo is lucky."
"Wait a second, did we kiss each other a minute ago?"
"I think we did."
Dallet and Chesta stood in awkward silence for a moment. They shrugged and just started making out. Now all the was left was Fry and Jay playing video games, Duo sexing Feye on the couch, Quatre and Yukari making out on another, Dallet and Chesta making out (shudder), Bender passed out on the floor, Heero and Gatty sleeping (once again, not together), Gene Starwind and Naomi Fluegel upstairs (for HOW LONG?), and Dilandau and Rei upstairs (also for a long time), and Relena dead in the other room.
What a night.
"So… What're we gonna do now?"
Heero was staring at the ceiling. Popcorn littered the floor around him and his chair.
"I donno. We spent the last ten hours playing Final Fantasy video games."
Gatty was also fairly bored. Jim and Fry were still playing video games in front of the big screen television. The room was fairly big, with nice grayish speckled carpet and flowery designs on the wallpaper. There were a few couches, a microwave, the TV, an N64, PS2, Genesis, GC, a computer, and a few chairs around the computer. The computer was on a nice computer desk. Then there was the stereo. There were also some coffee tables for keeping drinks on. Oh, and also two fridges. One fridge was for the soda for the kids, another for Gene, Fry, and Bender's beer.
"Hey, look, someone changed the channel."
"What, Heero?"
"Never mind, they are just playing Super Butoden 3."
"Yep."
"Yep."
Gatty and Heero were the only ones talking. Dilandau, Duo, and Dallet were sitting on the computer, talking to hot chicks.
"Internet chicks are hot."
"Oooohhhhh yeah, you got that right, Duo."
"At least the other ones who are ugly aren't here talking to these chicks with us."
"Yup." Said Dilandau.
They had a webcam all set up and were chatting with some girl from another place who said her name was Naomi.
"So… You got a boyfriend?"
"Yeah, sorry boys, his name is Brad."
"Oh you mean that guy who pilots the Shadowfox?"
"Yeah, that's the guy."
"We all pilot things kinda like that, I pilot Deathscythe, it is a mecha."
"And I pilot Oreades, it is a red guymelef."
"Yeah, I pilot a plain Guymelef, but it is still cool. It is called an Alseides."
"That's interesting, I wish I could meet you three in person."
"It wouldn't take long for you in your zoid to get here."
"Hey, you're right."
"Come on over, we aren't doing anything here."
As they finished that conversation they brought up a new chat window to talk to someone named Feye. In the background Heero and Gatty were still complaining about being bored.
"Someone turn on the stereo, the sounds of the video games are getting boring."
"Alright, Heero, whatever you say."
Chesta got up from a couch and went to the stereo to turn it on.
"Hey, I like this music."
"Really? I think it is crap."
"Nonsense."
Chesta began to rock out to the melodic sounds of "Bye Bye Bye". Everyone shuddered. Gene got up from lying down on his couch and went over to Chesta. He smacked him over the head with his beer bottle. Then he changed the station to some punk.
"Ahh… New Found Glory, now this is music."
"Come on you guys, why can't we just get along?"
"Shove it Quatre."
"I'm just trying to be nice, Gene."
Jay tried to comfort Quatre.
"Oh, don't listen to that goof, he's all talk. Oh! How do you like THAT Fry?!"
"Wow, you're good at this game."
"I'm good at anything electronic."
Jay and Fry were really getting into the game. Gene went back to the couch to lay down and drink. Bender was passed out on the floor on the other side of the room with beer bottles scattered all around him.
"So… Gatty… What's there to talk about?"
"I donno."
Heero and Gatty were still searching for a topic.
"The boredom is excruciating."
"Tell me about it, Heero."
Just then the door opened.
"Naomi?"
"HA! Men! What is wrong with you all? Gimme all you Suzanne B. Anthony coins!"
"We don't have any."
"And look at this! You are all men here!"
"Nuh uh."
Fem Fetale scanned the room.
"Actually, yes, you are all men. Hah! MEN!"
"No, there's Chesta."
Chesta was insulted. Fem Fetale slowly back out of the room, a bit scared of the freaky little anime characters.
"That's right, don't want you here when Naomi gets here!"
Gene drunkenly asked, "Who was that?"
"I donno."
Back at the computer…
"Yeah, so Feye, you wanna come over, we could have a grand old time."
"You know, Dallet, I would like that. I'll get my ship and be over."
Duo was happy that he would soon have Feye Valentine and Naomi Fluegel in his home.
"Man, this is gonna be crazier than a bag full of wild chipmunks."
"What's that, Duo?"
"Yeah, you heard me, Dilandau."
"Actually, that IS pretty crazy."
All the boredom was getting to their heads… especially Heero and Gatty's.
"So…"
"Yeah…"
"So…"
"Yeah…"
Heero snapped his fingers.
"THAT'S IT!"
"What is?"
"I… I kinda forgot."
"Oh."
All of a sudden the doorbell rang.
"I got it, since it IS my house."
Duo headed to the door. It was Naomi. Gene tried to look at the door. His eyes went wide and he thought to him self "DAMN, she's fine!!!"
Gene was like "hey wait a sec, aren't all these people just like fifteen or so?" He then, in his drunk mind, got up and approached Naomi.
"You know, they are all just like, fifteen."
"Oh."
Naomi forgot all about Brad.
"Gene… Gene Starwind?"
"Yep, that's me."
They disappeared upstairs.
"So… My dream hottie just went off with Gene."
Duo sighed as he went back to the computer. They all heard ship engines shutting off in the background. Then the doorbell rang again. This time Feye was at the door, and Dallet had answered.
"You know, you aren't as hot in person as you were over the screen, however, Duo, is much hotter."
"Minus one hottie for another."
Heero drooled. Gatty did the same.
"So… Feye… You wanna make out, or what?"
"Sure."
Heero has a face of disbelief and Dallet a face of sadness.
"What about me?"
"You know, Feye, they call me the God of Death."
"Oh."
Feye and Duo moved to a couch where they just sat and made out.
Heero spoke up.
"Hey, someone turn down the lights, I don't like looked at that."
"No, no, it's Feye Valentine."
"Gatty, as true as that is, I don't want to see Duo making out with her."
"That… is true. Chesta, turn off the lights, but not all the way."
"Yes, sir."
Dilandau was laughing his ass off.
"So Chesta is Heero and your little bitch, eh? HAHAHA!!!"
Chesta dimmed the lights.
Dilandau announced something.
"Hey, Rei Ayanami is coming over. She is gonna be with me, don't any of you screw this up!"
The doorbell rang. It was too soon for Rei to be there so Dilandau didn't get up. Instead Gatty and Heero made Chesta get it.
"Yeah, bitch."
Chesta got the door. It was Relena. He shut the door on her.
"Who was it?"
"Oh, just Relena."
Heero grinned.
"Actually, let her in, Gatty, now we have something to do."
"Heero, but Relena is ugly, I don't wanna really do THAT to her."
"No, no, kill her, not take her to bed."
"Oh."
"Okay, Chesta, let her in."
Chesta opened the door.
"Sorry Relena, come on in."
"It's okay. Hello Heero."
"Yeah, hi Relena."
Gatty and Heero got up. They were both grinning. They then brought the clueless Relena into another room. They came back out to the main room after a gun shot was heard.
"Okay, back to being bored."
"I guess so…"
"I finally killed her."
"Yep."
They sat down in the couch chairs again.
"So…"
Then the doorbell rang again. It was Rei. Dilandau and her also went up stairs.
"Another one of us gets lucky."
"Damn."
Heero and Gatty were just sitting there eating popcorn. It was now about one in the morning. Jay and Fry were STILL playing video games.
"I'm really bored, so I'm just going to go to sleep."
"Alright, sounds good to me."
Heero and Gatty were soon asleep in their separate chairs. That's right, they are NOT sleeping together. Quatre and Chesta went over to the computer to see what Dallet was up to.
The girl that Dallet was talking to was all of a sudden stunned. She saw something behind Dallet, and she bit her lip, blushing. Dallet thought she was blushing about him, but it was Quatre.
"Sure is hot…"
Dallet once again thought she was talking about him.
"I know."
The girl looked at Dallet, now thinking he was gay, and losing interest completely in him. Now her focus turned completely to Quatre.
"Hey, Quatre, you are so hot, want me to come over?"
"Yeah sure, I'm at Duo's house, what's your name?"
"Yukari."
"But what about ME?"
"Sorry, but you are gay."
"I AM NOT!"
Dallet was once again forgotten about. In ten minutes Yukari showed up at the door. Quatre greeted her. Duo and Feye were still making out, only now they were both half undressed.
Quatre sat down with Yukari at another couch. They immediately started to make out. Chesta and Dallet looked sad.
"When do we get girls?"
"Well, earlier they were calling me a girl, that makes me sad as well as not getting a girl."
"I'm sorry Chesta."
"No, I'm sorry Dallet."
They both held out arms ready for a hug. They leaned into each other and exchanged a kiss… horrifying, isn't it?
In the background Duo and Feye were now fully undressed but had a blanket that Duo had found over them. Dallet was sad he was not in Duo's place.
"Stupid moans. Duo is lucky."
"Wait a second, did we kiss each other a minute ago?"
"I think we did."
Dallet and Chesta stood in awkward silence for a moment. They shrugged and just started making out. Now all the was left was Fry and Jay playing video games, Duo sexing Feye on the couch, Quatre and Yukari making out on another, Dallet and Chesta making out (shudder), Bender passed out on the floor, Heero and Gatty sleeping (once again, not together), Gene Starwind and Naomi Fluegel upstairs (for HOW LONG?), and Dilandau and Rei upstairs (also for a long time), and Relena dead in the other room.
What a night.