Not Summary: Ahem this was written with the help of my enemy Xover Queen (and posted with the hel of Xover Queen) Yes that was written by her because she thinks I'm a moron (because she is
I am not a moron and a very Happy New Year to my fellow hyper morons.
I am not doing a disclaimer for I want to see what would happen if I didn't ,see if I dont I might be brought to !Things I am not allowed do at Camp-HalfBlood
1.I am not allowed ride Chiron and call him Aslan.
2.I am not allowed run through camp screaming "FOR NARNIA!"
Whilst wielding a ball point pen at random Ares cabin members.
3. No ball point pen of mine turns into a sword
4. No getting "Cheap Liquor" from the Dionysus Cabin
5. No accepting anything in general from the Dionysus Cabin.
6.I am not a God or a Gob.[That's Dyslexia for you]
7.I am not allowed order mortal pizza then laugh at them while they try to get through the barrier.
8.I am not allowed feed the Wood Nymphs GroFast.
9. No pretending Mrs.O'Leary is Fluffy from Harry Potter
10 No setting spiders loose in the Athena Cabin [I am not allowed do that? D:]
11. No mentioning the word Percabeth
12.I am not the reincarnation of Hercules ...Or Herculesa no matter how convinced I am or Awesome I would be.
13.I am not allowed shout "FOOD FIGHT!"In the Dining Hall even if I am convinced it would be a great new way to offer the Gods food.
14.I am not allowed give Dionysus Alcohol-Free wine. Ever. If that situation ever came up it would be a good idea to duck
15.I'm not allowed swap the Hephaestus tools for Lego, even if they they come in pretty colors.
16.I am not allowed to spray the Demeter cabin with Weed-Killer when their mad
17. Percy is not Ariel from the Disney movie.
18. No Sour-Worm Fights
19. No Replacing the Weapons,FULL STOP.
20. No singing under the influence of anything from the Dionysus cabin...Or the Hermes Cabin, Or any cabin for that matter... Who knows what the Aphrodite Cabin drink...
21. Chuck Norris is not a God even if the weirdly named "Percy Jackson" website says so.
22. No dance offs are permitted. A dance-off is not a duel even if it is to Eye of The Tiger or Kung Fu Fighting
23. I am not allowed introduce Mythbusters to the Hephaestus cabin.
24.I am not allowed to preform Twilight:The Musical.
25. Truth or Dare shall never be played on Camp Half-Blood property, ever again.
26. I am not allowed leave the camp to go to any Night Club in New York
27. Nor I am not allowed start a Night Club at Camp.
28. The Demeter Cabin are not hippies they are just happy that's all.
29. There is no Godly Sorting Hat therefore it is unacceptable to place ugly hats on newbies especially if its a child of Aphrodite's where the result is generally harmful ...for you.
30.I do not have a cult so I cannot preform human sacrifices.
31.I am not allowed breed magical creatures.
32.I am not allowed ask Nico to make me an army of the dead even if he owes me a favor
[Nico:I DON'T!
Me:LIES, SHUTUP!]
33. The saying "Fight Fire with Fire" shouldn't be taken literally .Ever.
34. Clarisse does not appreciate receiving "Free Hug" coupons on her birthday or any other day.
35.I am not allowed set up blind dates or arranged marriages for anyone.
all Athena children are OCD.
37.I can not cook, enough said.
38. No more you tube. *Cries*
39. I shall not start anymore prank wars *Cries Harder*
40.I am not allowed swap Thalia's Rock music with Hannah Montannah and High School Musical.
41. The camp does not need a hot-tub so I must stop bothering Percy about getting his Dad to hook us up with "Da Bestest Tub Eva!"
42. I am not allowed ask the Apollo cabin to recite poetry.
43. No more flirting with the Hunters of Artemis especially if your a girl.
44. I am not allowed refer to Zeus as "Da Man" or "Sparky"
45. Mistletoe is BANNED.
46. I am not allowed sneak into Poseidon cabin and permanent marker "Aqua Man" on Percy.
47. I am not allowed walk into Olympus and demand sweets on Halloween.
48. I am not allowed give human sacrifices to the Gods. Or sacrifices on general.
49. No more blasting Ke$ha around camp.
50. I more Innuendos about any Cabin and what they got last night...We all know who got what...
to the popular song "Stacys Mom" I am not allowed substitute Stacy for Annabeth no matter how true or not true it is.
52. Taylor Lautner is not a son of Aphrodite's, Logan Lerman on the other hand is completely different matter.
53. The world is not going to end on the 21st of December on 2012.
54. I am not allowed ask Nico to raise Michael Jackson from dead for my personal enjoyment.
55. Demi Lovato is not a Demi-God. Her name is just a coincidence.
56. Toilets are not toys therefore you don't play with them.
57. The rules are not made to be broken.
58. I am not allowed start any Riots, Rebellions, Wars or Dance Party's.
60.I am not the camp's resident doctor therefore cannot diagnose people as pregnant.
61. No Hermes cabin member shall be head of the Camp newsletter .Ever Again.
62. I have no musical talents.
63. There is no "Pimp my Pegasus" ….
64. Percy is not the host of "Pimp my Pegasus" …
A/N If I get a good reaction I'll continue to a 100. R&R :D